Watch: Bigfoot Can Speak? No Way!

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Can bigfoot use language? watch and find out! join Rev. Jeff and Father Batdorf as they take on the task of explaining Bigfoot speech and possible language.

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  1. UnknownWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:14:00 PM PST

    FIRST FOR REAL ALL CAPS!!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:52:00 PM PST

      SO HARLEN, WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO MAKE THIS NEW ACCOUNT TO REPLACE YOUR ALL CAPS ACCOUNT??? DID WE TROLL THE POOR BABY TO HARD??? HARLEN IS A MUCH BETTER CHOICE, BECAUSE HARLEN ISNT AN EASY TARGET OR ANYTHING. THIS IS OUR BLOG. BOW DOWN!!

      ALL CAPS!

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 11:34:00 PM PST

      Dude, you are waaaaayyyy too obsessed with ALL CAPS!!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, February 27, 2014 at 1:08:00 AM PST

      ^ all caps is mad

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  2. Ragin Cajun 84Wednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:16:00 PM PST

    ALL HAIL ALL CAPS!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:20:00 PM PST

      THANKS, RC 84!!

      ALL CAPS

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:23:00 PM PST

      Hey REAL ALL CAPS!!!

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    3. clive squashyWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:32:00 PM PST

      Careful Chick, ...might be a hologram.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:36:00 PM PST

      I step in it almost every time....

      Did you steal my diamonds?

      Delete
    5. clive squashyWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:38:00 PM PST

      Yes, but I'll bring you back some gold.

      Haw !

      Delete
    6. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:50:00 PM PST

      Hey guys, do you know how we could turn this into a private chatroom. I mean, isnt that what this place is for?? This is our blog, we are Legion, we are many. Eat our troll butter!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Delete
    7. clive squashyWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 10:58:00 PM PST

      I wish Bigfoot could type.

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 11:00:00 PM PST

      ...and cotton was a monkey.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, February 27, 2014 at 3:01:00 AM PST

    I couldn't sit through an hour of that blowhard Jeff.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, February 27, 2014 at 4:36:00 AM PST

      I couldn't get over the crusted snot mustache. Dat nasty.

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