Extracting DNA From Footprints


This is a guest post by, well, me. My name is Matt Knapp, and I'm a bigfoot researcher from Oklahoma. I have a personal blog I write at bigfootcrossroads.com. I recently wrote an article about an idea I had for a new method of trying to acquire actual bigfoot DNA. Check it out:

"So why not apply that same logic to bigfoot? We know they don't wear shoes, and whenever they take a step, they would ultimately be leaving behind DNA. Many researchers have scoured tracks, looking for blood or hair fibers to have DNA tested before casting their latest discovery, but we have always ignored the actual tracks as a possible source for DNA. We all know not to stick our tongues to a flagpole in the winter. Why is that? Because we know a chunk of our tongue will stick to it. I'm sure most of us have experienced the same thing with a piece of ice and our lip at one time or another. On a much smaller level, what do you suppose would happen when a bigfoot steps down into some snow-covered ground? I'm willing to bet some DNA would get left behind."
For the rest of the article, click here.

Comments

  1. Hey matt i used to listen to you back in the outlaw days ,, was mike sales or sells for real??

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    1. ^ Maybe this venue is the wrong place to ask such things,, my Bad!. B D.

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  2. I've been secretely extracting DNA from posts to try and determine which Joe is the real thing. The result is always the same "Reply hazy- try again later".

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    1. To find the real Joe, you should look for Bill Munns DNA.

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  3. One time i smelled Patty's butt diaper with Joe. We smelled it real good

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    1. Confirmed! Your all fucking idiots. Get fucking lives already....wow. Your families must be mortified!

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    1. tham bigfoots D&A all abouts, hars, scat and such

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  5. Joe, i think Patty needs a butt diaper change..yours truly

    gay fish (MMC)

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  6. Oklahoma bigfoots animulls eatin U rightup fer shure

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  7. Ifn U wantz to find tham critters getz U a huntin dog

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  8. Oh Brother! I got a better idea for collecting D.N.A. from big foots, take air/smell samples! I'm from the City of New York, I to drive a cab for a living. That makes me a Big foot expert right away! This is the best way to get the D.N.A! Bar none!
    I've had great success and many encounters from searching in Central Park. Finding Big foot, is going to do an investigation there soon!

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  9. bigfoots D&A lotz of folks agettin samplin & investigatin & such

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  10. Very interesting article Matt and great potential. Maybe it could lead to comffirmation of the reality of sasquatch but I have lost confidence in the present practitioners of DNA testing not being able to deal with something unusual about Sasquatch DNA. Not helped by ignorant sceptics.

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  11. You should team up with Melba.

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