Classic Breakdown: Honey Island Swamp Monster

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With the release of the official Harlan Ford film of the Honey Island Swamp Monster, we thought you'd might like to see this classic breakdown of the film by ParaBreakdown. Check out what he had to say:

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  1. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:00:00 PM PST

    FIRST

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:01:00 PM PST

      I wonder if Joe's mom spits or swallows.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:02:00 PM PST

      WOO HOO!! Haven't been on since this morning and got a first right off the bat.

      There is just something about that foots eyes I don't like.

      Delete
    3. UnknownTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:03:00 PM PST

      Joe swallows. Not sure about his mom.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:03:00 PM PST

      TEAM HOMOS!

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:05:00 PM PST

      you nasty bert

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    6. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:07:00 PM PST

      Last is the new first.

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    7. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:07:00 PM PST

      Berts mom has made him eat so much soap! On weekends they fed him chili, and rent him out to birthday parties as the bubble maker.

      Delete
    8. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:09:00 PM PST

      That wasnt even funny. Say something funny.

      Delete
    9. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:10:00 PM PST

      Sorry, thats all I got. Guess I am a terrible troll.

      Delete
    10. UnknownTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:11:00 PM PST

      Ooh! My momma dead, now I gots tu cut ya!

      Delete
    11. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:12:00 PM PST

      Blow me bubbles first Bert S.!

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    12. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:14:00 PM PST

      berts a wus he ain't hurtin nobody

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    13. UnknownTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:20:00 PM PST

      I sory Ima handicammyed

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    14. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:21:00 PM PST

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

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    15. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:26:00 PM PST

      Troll lo lo lo lo

      Delete
    16. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:36:00 PM PST

      I LIKE FALL OUT BOY!

      ALL CAPS

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    17. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:45:00 PM PST

      I had an accident in my pants today.

      MMC

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    18. UnknownTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:49:00 PM PST

      sory Ima sofaking handicammyed

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    19. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:52:00 PM PST

      ^*crickets*

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    20. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:56:00 PM PST

      Sykes and Ketchum killed bigfoot.
      The trolls killed this blog.

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    21. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:39:00 PM PST

      ^^MMC

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    22. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 7:28:00 PM PST

      If the blog were killed it won't be here tomorrow.

      But guess what?

      See you then.

      Delete
    23. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 8:25:00 PM PST

      SORRY FOR YELLING

      THIS BREAKDOWN PROVES THAT YOU ARE A LAZY SELF CENTERD WANNABEE

      MK DAVIS WENT TO THIS LOCATION AND PROVED THIS WAS A HOAX!!!!!!!

      MK DAVIS SHOWED PICS OF THE FAKE FOOT GLUED TO A TENNIS SHOE!!!!!!!!

      MK DAVIS HAS A 30 minute documentury on THE HONEY ISLAND MONSTER!!!!!!!

      CHECK IT OUT ON YOUTUBE

      HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME BUDDIE,

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 4:43:00 PM PST

    is this another ho hum para break. i can't bring myself to listen anymore. i'll go out on a limb and assume it probably aint a real bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:56:00 PM PST

      Go ahead. There are no consequences.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 8:28:00 PM PST

      Wasting people's time on these so called break downs !!!

      We knew this was a hoax years ago!!

      You need to be put down

      Delete
  3. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:21:00 PM PST

    Do any of you smart asses (trolls) ever go read about all the sightings/reports ? Or...

    Hey - I was with the skeptics for a lot of years...however, when you have an experience. Holy crap! All of a sudden you realize that all these people who have said they've seen them or saw/heard signs etc aren't all whackos.

    Just sayin'...think about it...(then go back to your video games).

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:24:00 PM PST

      This is our blog now.

      ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:38:00 PM PST

      We desire your attention. This is our blog now!!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:57:00 PM PST

      Trolls are the most credible voices in bunkfootery.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 6:50:00 PM PST

      You guys are pathetic.

      Future leaders of America...pitiful.

      Reason #49 China will own us in the future.

      Sad.

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 6:52:00 PM PST

      these guys future leaders? these guys will be dead or in jail at some point in the near future.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 7:22:00 PM PST

      ^should I feel sorry about thier Tight (soon ta B loose sphincters) once they they step off at Folsom state,, NAW, HAA, HAA, HAA,

      B J S .

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    7. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 7:32:00 PM PST

      China already owns us, and yes you are pathetic. Trying to insult trolls is down right funny. We always win

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    8. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 7:51:00 PM PST

      What an idiot calling yourself we. Everyone is here an anon. Stupid kid.

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    9. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 7:59:00 PM PST

      ^^troll boy on the defensive. LOL

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    10. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 8:03:00 PM PST

      ALL I can say is I am very sad for my country,,

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    11. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 8:05:00 PM PST

      AND we all need to step it up,, BIG Goverment = Doom

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    12. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 9:09:00 PM PST

      step what up? doesn't matter they're all big government.

      Delete
  4. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:54:00 PM PST

    Homo sapiens cognatus.....jst saying...

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 5:55:00 PM PST

    POTATO HALVES

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, February 25, 2014 at 8:07:00 PM PST

    Trolls are the most credible voices in bungholery

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 8:07:00 AM PST

    Honey Island Bigfoots eats U fer shure

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, February 26, 2014 at 8:32:00 PM PST

    CHECK OUT MK DAVIS TOYTUBE CHANNEL

    HE DID A DOCUMENTURY ON THE HONEY ISLAND MONSTER AND IT IS S GREAT DOC I MUST SAY

    VERY INFORMATIVE WITH GREAT SHOTS.....IT IS VERY EXCITING....ONE OF HIS BEST VIDEOS

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