Watch this: The Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty Extended Commercial


"We are the best bigfooters here." - "That was the sound of a Sasquatch!" - "It came out of a tree, went to a tree, went to another tree and stopped..." - "I'm gonna get my hands on this thing or I'm gonna die trying."

This is Spike TV's Ten Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty Extended Commercial that is airing during the Star Wars Marathon. The series premiers Friday, January 10 at 10/9c PM ONLY ON SPIKE TV!



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  1. "That was the sound of a Sasquatch!" - Rictor is now infamous like Moneymaker's "There's something on the hill!"

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  2. Excellent exclamation point on this first. We have a veteran firster in our midst, allow us to recognize.

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  3. I couldn't sign my "first" because I am still deciding on a new name (formerly Another chick)

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  4. Justin Smeja....sleeves - no sleeves ???

    Discuss amongst yourselves.

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    1. I would prefer to see Smeja in a giant hot dog costume.

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  5. I always take screen shots of my firsts. That way I can surround myself with them on my deathbed, as I lay wreathed in smiles.

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  6. Being of sound mind, able body and pure heart, I will always demand Smeja sans sleeves and sans chin, same as it ever was.

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    1. SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

      http://youtu.be/o7pVjl4Rrtc

      Talking Heads -- Once In A Lifetime

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    2. PJ - Lame as he ever was.....lame as he ever was.

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    3. I prefer the Heads' earlier work, such as 1977's

      Sasquatch Killer
      Qu'est-ce que c'est
      fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
      Run run run run run run run away

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls

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  7. And by the way, Fitzgerald is derivative of the old German for 'a whale's vagina'.

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  8. I'm taking suggestions on my new name.

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  9. Make up a gmail account and make a google+ with the name 'Another Chick'

    Problem solved.

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  10. By the way - what's with the picture along the right side here with the guy with the white blanket pulled over his head by the picnic table ?

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    1. That's some of the most compelling Sasquatch evidence to date right there buddy!

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  11. You should change your name to "Another Dude's Wife"

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  12. Old settler's diaries spoke of a whale's vagina.

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    1. It is difficult to determine the sex of whales because the males have a retractable penis. You have to get really close...

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  13. The best film of all time was a WWII film that told the story of a German submarine and it's suspiciously hairy captain.
    'Das Figboot'.

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    1. Was said submarine shaped like a jar? Was it followed by a pack of disembodied taterhole fish?

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    2. Das Figboot was made into a lovely musical called It's A-Boot Time! It's about a country that invades the European lowlands and attempts to create a perfect race of big, hairy humans. Lots of singing and dancing.

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  14. Well, since you're all passed out or dead, this pretty much sums up how I feel about the whole thing:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=803_1372977802

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  15. just check on the latest hoax.

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  16. "That was the sound of a Sasquatch!" no that was the sound of a opossum...

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    1. He's just got big eyesockets!

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    2. Yeah, he's more of a summer skin-tone, and everyone knows that thermal brings out more of an autumn hue.

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  18. Even if he's out there...we're not gonna find him.

    (Dean Canepole)

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    1. Not to worry.

      Taterhole Kidd can have you up and running in no time.

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    3. Somebody say ass and pickle?

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    4. Put your pants back on, Clive.

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    5. Harlem N.Y. is full of dark hairy giants, and Taterhole Kids!

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  20. I Know, How about,,, "STUD'S BITCH" has a ring to it huh ! B,J,S.

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  21. could be GRAYs just saying GRAYs

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    1. Is that you IQ? That's all your brain can come up with? Are you a Taterhole kid? Fuck the gray's, they lost the Civil war, Dumbass!

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  22. The question I pose is this. What happens, after 10+ episodes of this show airs, and they STILL don't find anything?
    The FINDING BIG FOOT has shown over 50 episodes and STILL have found NOTHING!
    The MOUNTAIN MONSTERS show has shown 10 episodes so far, and STILL have found NOTHING!
    Just saying. . . .

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