Watch: Man fights off shark, swims back to shore and stitches himself up and then goes for a beer
James Grant, a 24-year-old junior doctor from New Zealand, was spearfishing with his friends last Saturday when he got attacked by a shark. He describes how he survived the attack and what he did afterwards:
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ReplyDeleteYou gotta love this James Grant guy.. ,stiches himself up an goes out and gets more Beer,
ReplyDeleteArticle forgot to mention where he dry shaved his beard off with one of the sharks teeth.
ReplyDeleteBig desl. I pooped in the shower and stomped it down the drain.
ReplyDeleteWhat you did just shows that you're an idiot.
DeleteI pooped in Rick Dyers mouth then stomped his face in a jar that dog killing sleeveless dotard.
DeleteDotard,, nice, good word.
DeleteWell I got stabbed by a pimp once and nobody interveiwed me about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's because you killed him with the Lincoln and fled the scene. Remember? We had those Asian prostitutes- Dina from China and Fong from Hong Kong.
DeleteMr Sandwich man, getting a mini decorative toothpick placed strategically in your bun doesn't constitute a stabbing. That my friend is the culinary arts. And a clown with big shoes doesn't constitute a pimp for that matter.
DeleteGuys, thats not me. Its my mini me again. I am working on an avatar soon though. Chick are you there??? I know your a guy too but hey, im okay with that.
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LMFAO anon 7:01 !!! Now that was funny!!!!!
DeleteAnon 6:53, I do not recall committing vehicular manslaughter but it definately sounds like something I'd do, haha. Anon 7:01, on the streets they call him Rotten Ronnie... And he won't hesitate to cut you. Beleive that.
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DeleteAll hail chick the first! Stay firstly chicly baby!
ReplyDeleteRegards, Lord Lickerbung
Thx L.L. ;)
ReplyDeleteI once poked a bigfoot in the taterhole. So what wanna fight about it.
ReplyDeletenot really as dramatic as tetitle suggests. in ther words another misleading title out of deperation from shawn. he shouldcall it ebumsworld and be done with it
ReplyDeletecleary hes comet the realisationthere isn't pods of apemen ambking about nrth America in their thousands
what do non hibernating creatures that are 600pds eat in winter?
why no pictures of it which aren't blobs or hoaxes. the 2that are decent are taken by dubious charcters andcant be trusted
freeman and p/g were taken by hoaxers and chancers trying for a fast buck. once a hoaxer always a hoaxer. Patterson was a dubious character that we can se by a cursory glance at the things he doneon that expedition. watching patty stand at the 'starting point: and walk out in the open for no reason when she could walk to the forest 10yards behind her at anytime! somebody with a remit to try and capture a bf on film, when they are broke and dying of cancer,is a recipe for hoaxing
allweve hadinbetween and since are countless clear hoxes and blobs.
there is no dna study. you all hate sykes yet all he did was go round all the loudest bigfoot researchers and collate evidence. smeja,randles etc...andof course,wht did we get, yup nownanimals. what didfootery say. sykes is a conman and misinterpretated the footers andlied
all saidwithout a shred of evidence
smeja beingthe worst. he called the presenter nd sykes for everything for misrepresenting him. yet they took dna from steak and 'boots' as he wanted. 'oh well I went sea fishing in the boots'heclaims afterwards[maybe a point he should have said b4] and how the doc lied about what he said etc...long story short. they didn't.hedid, he said he shoy 2bf. he NEVER took a pic of even a toe never mind lop of a head/foot/toe etc to prove bfis real
footery andfooters is a national joke and you dont get it I fear. 20years from nowyu will all be here saying science misrepresenst them andthis is the 'year of the squatch' lol