This Crazy Looking "Balloon" Animal Was Spotted On The Beach in Olivenca, Brazil


No, this isn't a balloon. This weird looking creature spotted in Bahia-Brazil is not even considered a jellyfish. Despite its outward appearance, the Portuguese man o' war is actually a siphonophore. It differs from jellyfish in that it is not actually a single multicellular organism but a colonial organism made up of many highly specialized minute individuals called zooids.



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  1. That would look good on Dans testes. Hey Dan,put that on a pic of your acorns!

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    1. Little know fact: In 1995, my nugget pouch went head to head with a Portuguese Man O' War off the coast French Guiana. After a bout of swelling and listfully floating about, the Man O' War died a courageous death.

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    2. Lol now that's funny as shit regardless Dan wins anyway he's the exact reason I won't look at a link without asking what's in it

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    3. Damn dem some gnarly nads fo sho.

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  2. Do them there jellyfish GUZZ JIZZ ! ! I need to know milk turdintoiletbowelson.

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  3. Geez what a buncha nerds.

    Bigfoot is blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.

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    1. Early settlers' diaries spoke of a bunch nerds

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  4. I used to milk Portuguese Man O Wars for a living.

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  5. Disembodied self aware deep sea taterhole fish.

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  6. For Ball boy xx
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rja37we20go

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    1. Good one Eva.We won't be hearing from Ball Boy for awhile!After he takes care of himself he'll be back though.

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    2. If it isn't Hairy/Harry then i'm NOT interested, Eva!



      Ball Boy

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    3. Ball Boy are you going wild again?

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    4. That's quite a broken heart you have Ball Boy,it's gets easier with time i promise xx

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    5. stop messin with me eva! let me ride off in the sunset


      former ball boy

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    6. Ok,i'm sorry hun,i was just trying to help,good luck xx

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    1. Tfat's owns you Hairless Pantinnie

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    2. Yeah and I ruined your girlfriend for every other man ever

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    3. Fuck'em Harry.They're not worth it.

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    4. I mean does me excepting an apology somehow make you feel inadequate cause I'm not Bigfootin with him or anyone for that matter so tell me why I should care about how a dude on a website feels about me

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    5. It's the WangAnusa Portuguesa fish, a distant relative of the Deep Sea Self Aware Disembodied Taterhole Fish. They "complete" each other, if you will, and together will be the most credible voices in the Sasquatch community during 2014.

      Hairy New Year
      WA

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    6. uhh, hairy, it's "accepting" not "excepting"....ok?


      Ball Boy

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    7. I thought you said you were gonna stop yesterday

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    8. Oh yeah, thats right! lol i totally forgot, dude!! that damn
      eva chick sucked me in


      former ball boy

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    9. apologies, harry, AGAIN!


      former ball boy

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  8. Balloon animal looking a little bit naughty!! ;)

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    1. So what you're saying is that it makes you aroused.
      You are one sick puppy.

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    2. Cross between a dimetrodon and a dingdon!

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    3. No thats not what Im saying, are you speaking for yourself?

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    4. ^wants attention really bad. Ball Boy?

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    5. nope...not me!



      former ball boy

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    6. "RHETTMAN MULLIS" is 1 SEXY MAN ! ! WHAT SAY Y'ALL,,,, BIG JOHN STUD ! ! ! !

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  9. I've only seen these blue vein throbber fish in the secret vaults at the Smithsonian next to the giant skeletons.

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  10. Heres a clue. It's my ball sack on drugs

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  11. To this day I can come up with no clearer marker of ignorance of the evidence than believing that the Patterson-Gimlin film was the real deal.

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  12. It's the Creature from the Black Lagoon's pecker after it was severed and spit out by an angry Deep Sea Self Aware Disembodied Taterhole Fish.

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    1. YOU mean it was "CLENCHED" OFF,, numty..ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. schooled,!!!!! boyo,!

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  13. Old settlers diaries spoke of Dan's gnarly nads.

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  14. i know jelly fishes and that is not a jelly fish. it is a used purple ribbed prophylactic that got sealed from the stickinessd heated in sun.

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