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Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDelete2nd for Mr. President.
DeleteThe Man Who... Beat the trolls!!
DeleteGood to see you Travis!
MMG
Midget leper. Fucking ornimentals.......
DeleteMidgets are a type of little people.
DeleteMidgets are no laughing matter. They roam in packs during the full moon, craving the flesh of infants. A subterranean species, they live in filthy underground burrows which they access by a labyrinthine network of tunnels.
DeleteIt is said that looking them directly in the eye may produce a hypnotic effect; in fact many a flower of fine young femininity have fallen prey to the schemes of these fiends.
I don't tell midget jokes. I'm "above" that.
Deletecrap in da woods the ELFs will get U : (
DeleteHEY! I am a little person and I don't appreciate the use of midget. It is rude and politically incorrect!
DeleteTee hee! :) JK
Deleteand hillbillies would rather be called sons of the soil but it is not happening.
DeleteAnon 3:35 would pygmy be more acceptable.
DeleteNo, pygmy is not more acceptable. I am a LITTLE PERSON! Little on the outside but big on the inside.
DeleteTravis got fired from denny's
DeleteYou sure it wasn't Warren Travis?
DeleteAwesome Travis
DeleteGIT R DONE TRAVIS!
ReplyDeleteI caught an elf with some duck tape once....little bastard was going after my WangAnus.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you leave your WanAnus out like that?
DeleteSo what you're really saying is that you have a size 12 taterhole.Cause the duct tape is holding said taterhole closed.Right?
DeleteSorry, WangAnus. I think one of my fingers is loosing strength.
DeleteSup Leon?
DeleteWangAnuses are a type of Wang and Anus people.
DeleteDamn,so that's what Daniel is.
DeleteTarget acquired – fire for effect ………. : )
ReplyDeleteSomeone or something stole my Rick Dyer Shit Bucket.Now I shit just anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI shit on da tree to mark where I been : )
DeleteI climb the tree and shit down on those who I deem are beneath me!
DeleteDaniel?
DeleteSomeone get this man a jar stat!
DeleteMr. President, I am happy to report that mission Tango Delta Mason was successful. We intercepted the convoy and were able to secure enough jars to last the winter. Sadly, two commandos were KIA. On the bright side, that's more jars for the rest of us.
Delete;-)
Delete:) folks gonna in da woods with no weapons, ifn U goz take a shotgun fer shootin onry critters like bigfoots
ReplyDeleteYou never hear about midget violence. It's always people of normal stature. When's the last time you heard about a midget going on a shooting spree? Listen, all I am trying to say is, shouldn't we all try to be more like midgets?
ReplyDeleteSp where's all the goat mountin? I want in on that action!
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ReplyDeleteOh your back! Happy banning to you!
DeleteI want to taterhole a primordial dwarf.
DeleteMini me, you complete me.
Deleteyea he called the kid a moterfuker
Deletefinally a real kid bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteMike B coughed up a live earwig!
ReplyDeleteIt got him in the shed.
DeleteI never realized the... oh nevermind
ReplyDeleteElves are the most credible sources in the bigfoot community
DeleteDon't forget about the dead loggers.
DeleteGod should have put womens G-Spot in the taint area. That way both barrels would be active.
ReplyDeleteGlad to say I have no idea what you are talking about.
Deleteits the sweet spot between the,, HOT, WET, PINK, & COR,,oops TATERHOLE ,, ya learn somthing every day .
Deleteget George Noory on IT!
ReplyDeleteIf I had a giant scrotum under my chin I'd howl like a siamang.
ReplyDeleteIf only you did you would be the most credible voice in the bigfoot community. Maybe you can get on the list for a transplant.
DeleteIf you had a giant scotum under your chin you'd be giving a BJ.
DeleteIt be wild hogs critters needin to bez shot on sight, makin mighty fine eatin
ReplyDeleteElves are the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteIf there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
ReplyDeleteNelson Mandela
We kill our own presidents !
Delete(but only if they "deserve" it)
Sup LBJ ?
but anyway - don't let anyone fool ya...other countries are way more sick and denigrated than the U.S.
...and Mandela was right.
Deleteget your politics out of here.
Deletewatchin out for tham thar 3 toed critters – tham beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer shure gotz to shootin them ritely proper like.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that weird character? And who is that weird character?
DeleteIs the girl in the video topless?
ReplyDelete