Hey Dr. Ketchum, Are You Talking About This?
No one has any idea what Dr. Melba Ketchum is referring to here in this latest Facebook posting. She's talking about a specific footage, an "individual" and "DNA samples". Is it possible that another scientist is imposing scrutiny on her data? We can only imagine what the conversion is actually about. Is the footage she's mentioning the famous Matilda the sleeping Bigfoot, or is it one that's never been seen before? Hmmm...
first, damn you
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ReplyDeleteDamn nh got it
DeleteI'm telling ya, expect a big heaping pile of crazytalk from Melba the next couple of weeks--she's aiming to finish the year with a bang. Then, she will retire to Tahiti with Wally's money.
Delete..Who hoaxed this footage? It has a different texture, or whatever you call it, then the grainy footage of the fool in the Wookie mask...It looks digital while the Wookie nonsense looks like vhs...
ReplyDeleteMtatilda is also the Bfoot who suposedly licked the plate with the glass shards, come on. Pay attention!
ReplyDeleteMatilda, oops
ReplyDeleteBut Melba, you have control over what comes out of your mouth. So please CONTROL. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSharon Lee
THE Sharon Lee? The Bigfoot Field Reporter? I think I'm getting a squatch boner...
DeleteAnytime there is a bit of buzz around the footer community everyone stands up and waves their arms screaming "don't forget about meeee!!!"
ReplyDeleteEveryone standing up and waiving their arms screaming "don't forget about meeeee.....and my 30 yr old Glamour Shot" are the most credible voices in the Bigfarce Community.
DeleteI'm so tired of this space. I need instant gratification and it's not happening here! (Ecxept for Poop in a Jar Guy)!!!! Love you man!
ReplyDeleteit's obvious you are the poop in the jar guy.
DeleteI am not! But there are imposters......
Delete;-)
DeleteMy Lord you you make me whole!
DeleteMr. President, please place the order--Joe must be stopped!
DeleteI am the President!
DeleteJoe will Not be stopped, he is here trying to discover the true nature of the beast.
You are the devisive one. It is you that should leave.
You are the commy trying to declare truth on a subject without ANY personal experience.
The Fact is, the phenomena is real, we are trying to discover the true nature or sorce of that phenomena.
You Shithead Skeptards just get in the way!
Man this takes me back. Me and Matilda used to go shoplifting at the Richwood Flea market. We'd sell the shit to another vendor and then go demolish a few short stacks at the IHOP.
ReplyDeleteSummer lovin, happened so fa-ast...
That pic of Melba? How long ago? I would have so wrecked her vagina! Really! Even if she really is a lesbian my tongue would have brought her back from the dark side! Something I like more than big black guys is pure blond poon-tang yep yep!
ReplyDeleteIt was me. Derek has full control of the footage, natch. And yes, I enjoyed giving Melba that sample.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you come by my hole anymore, Melbs :3(
Matilda's not all that. French kissed her once and got a mouth full of glass.
ReplyDeleteLook pal... crack jokes about dead babies, or AIDS.... whatever gets a laugh. But Frenching Ketchum? That's just sick.
DeleteMelba and Matilda are two different girls. I should know.
DeleteI thought were going to say ass.
ReplyDeleteBig Jerm Runnty here. Now, everyone go back into their homes. There's nothing to see here. No wait, if we all gather around and talk this through I know we can work it out and everything will be OK. You there, piss a big circle in the sand. Now, everybody gather around it and let's sit Indian-style and hold hands. There's nothing we can't work through. I know it will all be OK, we just just need to stay calm and put our heads together. And our hands. Then we can figure this thing out and go back to our homes. After we've decided what to do to save ourselves. Then we all can move on to greener pastures. It's just a matter of time. We just need to focus and remember what's important. So remember that and everything will be all right. So go back to your homes. After we do that gather-around thing.
ReplyDeleteBig Jerm Runnty, over and over.
^ your cousin was here earlier smokin footers like menthols
Deletesmokin foot longers?
DeleteIts a 5$, 5$, 5$ foot loooong.
DeleteMmm. go get some Gluhwein from the wine store or grocery. In the German or seasonal wine section. Put some in a mug and microwave it for a minute. So gooood. Happy Holidays baby
ReplyDeleteHoly shit it's all Friday night in here...
ReplyDeleteShe may be the mirror of my dream
DeleteA smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell
yep thats matilda the rugfoot
ReplyDeleteShe was talking about the Erickson footage that hasn't been released. She is repeatedly being asked to release it and must explain each time that it is nit hers to release.
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