Happy New Year: Wild Turkey vs. FedEx Driver (University of Minnesota Hospital)


Bigfoot Evidence blog wishes everyone a safe and Happy New Year! While we're counting down towards the new year, here's a hilarious video from University of Minnesota Hospital, courtesy of FedEx.



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    1. I think my ball's already dropped for the New Year. To all my friends @ BE, have a shunkafull New Year !!!

      <<B-)-'

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    2. Happy new year SKUNKEY we need to set a day to sit and talk

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    3. HAPPY NEW YEARS, BANDINI!



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    4. Happy new year, Harry, AC, Mike B, Joe, MMG, SM,Rushferlife, The Cajun, Eva, Shaun, Mayor,Fozzie, Clive S, Bigdad,Chick and even DC and Rictor.

      Happy NEW YEAR.
      You All, be carefull tonight,

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    5. Hey AC, Did you go look at the area. I was looking on a map. It is lewis creek, where turner road crosses. Just at the back of the Ag show land. I was surprised how deep that creek is. Something big could move up and down it. You laying low tonight or celebrating?

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    6. Happy New Year, everyone!

      Another chick

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    7. WASSUP TBP!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS, BUDDY!!

      ME? I'M GOING TO GO CELEBRATE IN FRESNO W/MY SISTER & BRO N LAW.. I HAVEN'T CHECKED
      THE LOCATION YET ,BUT, I WILL!




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    8. Looking for a good time tonite! I'm into anything.(Bottle crapping especially!)

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    1. What the shit is up happy new year you burger headed MCmofo

      Ever find your Lincoln mayor

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    2. What's up McCheeser!!!
      Happy New Year everybody!!!
      Hope you had a great visit back at the homestead Harry!!!
      Cabo Wabo tonight!!!

      Thanks Sammy Hagar!!!

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    3. Hello Harold Bandaid and Big dad. To answer your question, the police did find the Lincoln. Unfortunately, it was badly vandalized and somebody even went so far as to defecate in the back seat. :(

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    4. Hey, you bun-headed freak. Happy New Year!

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    5. Happy New Year!! Yo Major......wasn't me, we used seat covers! Glad to hear you got the McCheese Mobile back....

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    6. I keep some empty jars in the backseat just in case

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    7. So wasn't worth the extra $10 I had to pay......oh well ya live and ya learn....

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    8. Happy new year Chewy. Actually, the vehicle was a write-off. I decided to get something a little more modern and edgy, so I went with a Nissan Cube.

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    9. All the starz are aligned above me in this thread. Wonder who's gonna be the first of 2014?...hb maybe?..mayor..hmm..chewy could be. rusher?
      <<B-)-'

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    10. Glad to have you back Mayor! happy new year!

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  3. Me vs. a bottle of Wild Turkey going on right now.

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    1. My money is on the mayor!

      MMG

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    2. WELCOME BACK, MAYOR!!!!!



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    3. WELCOME BACK MAYOR!!!!!!

      HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!

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    4. There are many Golden Idiot Statuettes to be awarded to a frothing array of skeptards before the year is through, Mr Mayor. I'll have them queue up now in front of the dais.

      We are months behind and there are hundreds of awards to be presented. Our local skeptards have plumbed the utter depths of stupidity this year, creating a bumper crop of winners, candidates, and runners-up for the hallowed Golden Idiot. Some skeptards can only wish, dream, and pray for such levels of stupidity as have been revealed this year.

      Topping the list would perhaps be the skeptard who profferred that Patty's musculature was simulated with the expert placement of "water filled sacks."

      We surely have a top three, because here comes another skeptard announcing that Patty's "shoulder pads" bring her hands closer to her knees.

      And here is number three, who in a furious display of skeptardical backpeddling, announced that Chris Hackham's Strutting Orange Stick Man attempt at a Patty redux was intentionally hysterically poor "in order to keep the bigfoot gravy train rollin'." That's right, folks, Hackham and the BBC intentionally set themselves up as laughingstocks, all as a favor to bigfoot and all those interested in the subject.

      I know, I know, it's difficult to choose. We have such an embarrassment of riches of stupidities from our local skeptards.

      Of course let us not forget those who hold up Hackham's and Hilarious's Patty redux attempts as unassailable "proof" that the PGF was a hoax as top candidates also.

      Bob Hilarious's three-pic-montage-stop-motion-twerk-dance is howlingly bad. Those convinced by it demonstrate the calibre of skeptard and the pestilence we are stricken with here at BEB.

      And here's another skeptard who says that Patty's prehensile fingers as demonstrated in stills 61 and 72 are an illusion created by "camera angle." Yeah, we have another winner.

      We have a veritable truckload of awards to present, Mr Mayor.

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    5. ^this guy is good

      and not in a good way, but you know.. just good

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    6. LOL... I THOUGHT ALL WAS FORGIVEN??? WELL, APOLOGIES, AGAIN, MY FRIEND!! ;)


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    7. Deputy McMayor.

      Are you for real?

      No skeptics have said patty is made up of water filled sacks. That was offered as an example alternative to a finite list of materials that munns offers.

      You are simply too dim to understand what the skeptics are saying.

      Case in point: shoulder pads make pattys hands closer to the knees. No skeptic has ever said that. Of course shoulder pads dont do that to even suggest that someone could think that shows naivety on your part. The argument is that shoulder pads will increase the percieved arm length. The length from the top of the shoulder pad to the finger tips will be longer than the length from the top of the shoulder to the finger tips. Thats a fact (obviously).

      Packham presented just another guy in a suit. It looks like a bad suit just like the pgf looks like a bad suit.

      Can a man be covered in a fur suit... yep. Proven.

      "Prehensile fingers"? Lol. That's a stretch. A couple of blurry pixels move. It proves nothing either way. Humans have hands too you know.

      The pgf is a joke. It was dismissed by scientists in the 60s. And lets not even get in to the back story.. thats when the whole thing gets laughable to the point where you start feeling sorry for the people that think its real.

      There are no skeptards only footards.

      Still not heard a pgf proponent explain why munns states fake fur was rigid lile a carpet in the 60s when there are gorilla suits from way back in the 20s that had flexible fake fur that could make a workable costume to wear. Yet another smoking really.

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    8. FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I DON'T SEE HOW PEOPLE BUY INTO THE PGF FILM AS A LEGIT SASQUATCH!!



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    11. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL CAPS!!!

      8:11...

      When Bill Munns compares the proportions of Patty to a 'normal human'; we see something very obvious in the junction of two points of the right leg when pasted on top of eachother, from the hip socket. It is here where you have an amazing example of the posture of the upper and lower leg of Patty; the upper leg is far shorter. The crotch area of Patty is far more higher than the average human norm and like Bill States; "when you put a costume on, it always adds, it never subtracts". If you were to put the 'costume' on a human being, then we would expect the crotch area to be lower than what is clearly not the case when comparing the proportions. The arm length of Patty is 10% longer than that of a normal human in comparison proportion & scale, the 10% being in the shoulder area. When matching this over that of a normal human, the problem is evident when trying to accommodate this in comparison to a normal human, Patty's knees fall way shorter. Bill even extends this to show the possibility of using football shoulder pads, and it still cannot match the proportions of a normal human. Bill also extends the comparison image's scale of Patty by 25% , but you still have the arm with bending fingers reaching far lower than the proportions of what a normal human can achieve in a suit. The shoulder joint and base of the neck of Patty require to be shifted forward actually into the neck of a normal human for the eyes of the 'mask' to align with normal human proportions. It is therefore impossible to get the mask to fit on the shoulders of a normal human and maintain the rest of the proportions to fit on a normal person in a suit.

      Bill Munns -

      "The problem of tailoring furcloth that way is that it still has a tailoring seam right across the armpit fold, and a tailoring seam is stiffer than the furcloth alone, and thus more likely to buckle, which the PGF never does. But we'd be hesitant to use that design for a suit because the arm hair lay would be pointing to the arm, not directly down to the chest area, and no amount of brushing of the hair will get it to lay on the chest and look natural. And the fill in piece on the torso center (covering the collarbone) would have a hair lay straight down onto the chest, and so the seam where the arm hair goes sudeways and the center section goes down, that disparity of hair lay would make the seam very obvious.

      It would take a very sophisticated furcloth tailor to resolve those issues and make it look good."

      Peace.

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  4. I didn't realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.

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  5. I live in Minnesota - and yes wild turkeys, especially those in the metro area can be territorial and aggressive. Ironically my bro in law hunts them in the wild and they won't come near a human.

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