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Meet the real-life Magneto: German psychic claims he uses telepathic powers to manipulate metal just like X-Men supervillain.
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First for the Chick!
ReplyDeleteAww, fake first. No real chicks here.
DeleteLol
DeleteDon't be jealous.
DeleteChick
Hiiiiiiiiiiii, Kyyyyle..(in my herbert the pervert voice)
Delete^, rr , LOL, (blushes&giggles),,
DeleteFamily Guy Rocks!
DeleteHula Hoop Girl forever!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThat's what passes for a skill these days? Wait til I tell that multiple Michael Jackson dancer guy.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing on the hill
ReplyDeleteYou'll get Magnetic Man and like it.
ReplyDeleteI challenge him to a duel. Not only can a shine a flashlight through my hand, I can chop my voice up by yelling into a fan.
DeleteBring it on!
LoL!
DeleteI saw a sasquatch!
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't really see a sasquatch. I think it was a garbage bag.
I thought the same thing one time turned out I didn't have my glasses and it was an out of focus tree stump
DeleteOne time I thought for sure I was closing in on a squatch- the apex predator of North America. Turned out to be a young steer. It did have some pretty lethal looking antlerettes, though.
DeleteI CAME AROUND A CORNER ON A NARROW DIRT ROAD UP AT ABOUT 7000 FEET IN THE . tHERE SQUATTED IN THE ROAD WAS A JUVENIAL BIGFOOT, THIER REAL ------- I HAVE SEEN ONE!
DeleteI WAS WHITE WATER RAFTING AND TEN OF US SAW PAUL BUNYAN PINCHING A LOAF
DeleteReport your sighting to the PBFRO.
DeleteMR,651 ,,YUR A GALL DAMND LIER " !!
DeleteOkay I will play. lol Back when I was in the Army in the mid 90's We had an NCO who left his post at the LPOP screaming that a Bigfoot was out there. I was in the TOK tent monitoring the radio at that point and even though he was warned by both the Platoon Sgt and Platoon leader that if he left his post, he would have UCMJ action taken against him, he left anyway. I remember that it took him 2 minutes from his last radio transmition to reach the TOK tent. He came in white as a ghost and he was a black guy. He was clearly disheveled and scared, so the command kept the incident to themselves.
DeleteDuring that same field exercise, a day or two later, I am on guard at 3am in the 50cal hole. It was a full moon and I remember how creepy everything looked and then I started remembering that incident at the LPOP. So now I am on the look-out for Sasquatches. Suddenly at the end of the field I see one and it must have been 15 feet tall. It kept peaking at me from behind a huge fir tree. I did not have my NVG's on because the moon was full and I hated waring them. (They gave me headaches.) So I put my NVG's on to get a better look, and sure enough there it was.. every so often it would peak it's pointy head out, and sometimes swing it's arm around the tree and every now and then it's left leg would emerge from behind the tree.
I pressed my thumbs on the trigger ready to fire if it approached, hoping the blanks would scare it off. I sat there perfectly still focused on it for my whole shift and the next guys shift. (I did not realize two hours had went by.. I was THAT scared of this thing charging as soon as I turned my back.) I looked at my watch and saw it was now 5am. So I woke up the guy who was supposed to replace me and asked him who he was supposed to replace. That I took his shift already. He told me who the 5am guy was so I woke him up and went back to the 50 cal. I looked accross the field and no longer saw the Sasquatch. But then it popped out again. "That bastard was waiting for me". I thought to myself. Then the guy I just woke up came out to relieve me and asked if I had anything to report.. I said "Nope" and headed off to get like 15 minutes of shut-eye before lean too.
Later that day I am eating my MRE in the 50 cal hole. (I was the 50 cal gunner and that same hole happened to be my position.) I looked up to where I saw the sasquatch, and there it was. A cedar tree behind a fir tree. The wind was at my face and when it would gust, the crest would sway around looking like a pointed head.. A branch would whip around the fir tree looking like an arm hugging the tree and a lower broken branch would whip around looking like a bent knee and shin...
Yes I see how mistaken identity can happen.. But my pseudo-sighting was from about 150 yards out.
Oh, to be fair, I already had "Sasquatch" embedded into my brain due to the incident that had just happened, which made me think of my mothers encounter. I was searching for "Sasquatch" shapes, and then found one. I pretty much made a sasquatch manifest. Had I went out there with a clear head, I would have either not noticed this tree or I would have saw it for what it was..
Delete...and the cow jumped over the moon.
DeleteAnd the fork ran away with the spoon.. Where they later had little babies.. Do you know what those babies where??? They were friggen Steak Knives! That's right, STEAK KNIVES that will seek you out and slit your throat and stab you right in your friggen eyes for making troll comments that make absolutely no sense... Then you will be making gurgling sounds that sound like "Hey diddle diddle" while you are thinking "I shouldn't troll".. But it's too late.. cause your dead! You are on your way to mother goose who will fondle you for all eternity.. just because you made a senseless troll comment :O
DeleteI want to laugh but you kind of scared me! Bet that troll will have bad dreams tonight :0
Deletejay bird jay bird sittin in a cedar
Deletedraw back draw back 10:30
playin with his peter.
I guess I shouldn't of used the whole can of Nair to get my nut sack clean of all the hair for my next photo shoot.It burns all to hell.:(
ReplyDeleteAny suggestions for the pain?
Ass loads of oxy and some aloe for the chemical burns ball boy
DeleteThanks Hairy.I knew I could count on you. You're a true friend.Any idea on how to get in touch with Eva?I think I'm in love.
DeleteShe wrote the book on shaving your own testicles. Back in the day. Man. I wonder what she did with them?
DeleteCome on now that's not cool
DeleteI wouldn't talk shit about you if you started wearing a diaper and running around in a Bigfeets outfit wait I'm lyin you know I would but that's besides the point she's not tryin to trick you into sleepin with her so we should mind our own business on that situation she's been honest so why is it bothering you so much
DeleteMaybe shaving is how she lost em. ZzzzzzzzzzzOwFuck!
DeleteOk I'll just walk away from that that's too easy
DeleteHarry must have gotten his scrip refilled. He thinks he's Mother Fucking Theresa!
DeleteThat or he lost his nads in a horrific automatic bowling ball washer accident.
Yes, for the pain stick them in the food processor. After that you wont feel much anymore.
DeleteNo my wife stole them but what I was gonna say is he's afraid of trannies it's because his buddy convinced him to do something that shames him in the school locker room this making him afraid of being molestered by trannies ever since
DeleteI didn't realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.
ReplyDeleteDamn,didn't see that coming.
DeleteSometimes it's better to leave a shit than take a shit.
ReplyDeleteI say 'shit floats'.
DeleteAnd it does!
Keep it in a jar fella!
DeleteThey've gotta sale on jars at Monster Mart. Tell them Cliff from Finding Bigfoot sent ya.
DeleteOne word, SUCTION by making a seal on the metal pan. Not magnetism.
ReplyDeleteKnew a girl named Suction.
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