Watch this: Rock Squatch Breakdown


Here's a classic breakdown by ParaBreakdown on the "Rock Squatch" photograph from Humboldt County.



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  1. Posting a new topic because the Sykes thing just fell apart eh?

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    1. Shhhhh, don't worry about it.

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    2. Its a porcupine that shot all its quills at a mind raping bigfoot....I would never have said that if it wasn't for the Sykes thread....

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    3. I'm going to have to be more careful the next time I milk ol Bessie.

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    4. lol..Sykes may have saved your life....And to think my kids say this is a waste of time....

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    5. Your kids sound like their douchebag dad.

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    6. ^..smoked believer..lol..

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    7. Well that's it folks, closed down this site, It's over! Let's all go to a Ghost site or a U.F.O site., and start to ridicule them believers!

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    1. Shhhhh, don't worry about it.

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    2. Bear Bear K9 Bear
      Horse Raccoon No Bigfoot
      Bear Bear K9 Bear
      Horse Raccoon No Bigfoot

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    3. Dog, horse, raccoon, porcupine, ever mistaken for 8 ft biped?

      Never.

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    4. You forgot bear. It;'s always the bear!

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  3. Two words:

    Ancient fucking aliens.

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    1. Shhhhh, don't worry about it.

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    2. Hoax Munky that funky munky!

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    3. It's the same old story!

      Boy finds bigfoot, boy loses bigfoot, bigfoot finds boy, boy forgets bigfoot, boy remembers bigfoot, bigfoot dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

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    4. goodyear? it's been a great year for skeptics

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  4. Let me get this straight- Bigfoot is a porcupine?

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    1. Or a horse. Or a dog. Or a raccoon.

      Yes, I've often seen raccoons and ran screaming for my life at how much they looked like giant bipedal apes.

      Weirdness.

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    2. We've seen MK Davis try and pass off horses as bigfeets.

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  5. Anyone still believe in bigfoot?

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    1. Shhhhh,don't worry about it.

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    2. Sure. Sykes worked with only a handful of samples. Two hairs can cover the entire Himalayas? Two hairs can scour and purify thousands of square miles of any possibility of yeti? No.

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    3. Science asked for your best samples. You gave science your best samples.

      Laffin

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    4. I didn't until this program...I mean, that was such an utter demolishing of the legend it HAD to be a government conspiracy...think about it...

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    5. Brian Sykes is agent 007...he's out to demolish the bigfeets and secure their precious unobtanium.

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  6. I wonder how advance ticket sales for Justin's movie are going?

    Smoked like MMG in the woods.

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  7. bigfoot don't exist, proven by sykes, twice, pwned

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    1. ^^^Utter full volume big time professional world class experiencer of a delusion.

      #TooneyTard approved

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    2. Bear Bear K9 Bear
      Horse Raccoon No Bigfoot

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  8. the whole thing came crashing down right on their heads. Joe has wandered off, crying with his pants around his ankles, and MMG just sits there mumbling Shhh don't worry about it like a retard.

    nice

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0

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    1. Truth from a skeptard?

      No truth here as he's paid 25 cents per shill.

      Waste of space.

      Waste of time.

      MMG

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    2. Don't worry about it jackass

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    3. Shhhhh,don't worry about it.

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    4. Don't worry about Shhhhit?

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    5. He's prolly drunk as a skunk ape by now, after the brutal smoking he received. And will continue to receive, free of charge.

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  9. whats the use of the smeja movie if sykes has the definitive answer to all answers regarding bigfoot.

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    1. because in the title it says "a true story" which means it is the real deal, that's science.

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    2. "the definitive answer to all answers"

      Hmm.

      Skeptard?

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    3. how abouth the mother of all answers. dna don'tlie

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  10. While this may not settle the bigfoot debate, one thing has emerged crystal clear:

    joe got fucking smoked, and I ain't worrying about it.

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  11. Talk to a real live sasquatch: dial 1-800-SMOKEIT

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  12. Big bear
    he's iron tough
    big bear
    got a chest like a rug
    big bear
    don't take no guff

    little drinkin in the mornin
    got the hair of the dog
    he's sweet as a bird
    but smells like a hog

    Big bear
    he's iron tough
    big bear
    got a chest like a rug
    big bear
    don't take no guff
    he's big bear

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  13. Come on give the bear a hug!

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  14. I tot I taw a puddytat.

    -Mikey B

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  15. isn't it finally time to grow up and use your time for something more useful. Im thinking ghost hunting may have something more tangible, you won't have to worry about blurry photos because that is just how they look.

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  16. going to crack open a beer and settle in for the evening to watch the footers jump through hoops on the BFF

    my plate of crow seems to be getting cold.. I assume I wont need to eat it now?

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    1. I'd suggest getting a new hobby.

      Preferably one which isn't as painfully depressing as your current one.

      MMG

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    2. We all know your painfully depressed MMG.
      Shhhh don't worry about it.
      Bigfoot will make it all better.

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    3. Shhhhh ,don't worry about it.

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  17. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

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  18. (clive squashy)

    Bad day for a good mystery. The only thing footers have going for them concerning DNA...is it only takes 1.

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    1. Been over 16000 days since Patty shook her booty. How much time you need to get just one?

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    2. (clive squashy)

      Check back with me in 10,000 years.

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    1. LOL! The 'mythical' Dr. Brian Sykes. Up until it became apparent the news was bad, the sun shone out of his taterhole.

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  20. where is the link to the doc.

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  21. 100% proof positive the Dr. Bryan Sykes study will conclude that Bigfoots exist!

    Robert Lindsey 10/8/2013

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    1. sykes knows how to keep the lid on the leaks until the coup de gua. all the insiders mullens, ro , lindsay all said it will be exciting. i guess it is kind of exciting to get conclusive proof. conclusive proof that there is no such things a tall and hairy man roaming the woods. there should be hell to pay...

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  22. JOE GOT SMOKED
    JOE GOT SCHOOLED
    JOE GOT PWNED
    JOE IS A DICK

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  23. But. . . What happens now to my favorite T.V. show of all time, Finding Bigfoot? Now that they have been proven NOT to exist, what are they looking for?

    I'm Twelve years olds, please help me!

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    1. Yes, I do believe you are 12 years old!

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  24. Classic breakdown?!!!! What the F are you talking about?!

    These are neither classic, nor breakdowns, of anything. They're one goofy old turd's opinions. Please try to understand that, or have somebody explain it to you. OK?

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  25. This really is a picture of a bigfoot. I have seen plenty of them and they speak Spanish to me all the time. Alex MW

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