The "Bigfoot 900 lbs Owl Symphony" (10-19-13)


Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

This recording is approximately 1 hour and 43 minutes long. There were multiple Bigfoot/Forest People sounding off around the perimeter of our Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA) base camp. You may argue that there is no way there could be that many Bigfoot/Forest People in SOHA. I would argue that there are most certainly not that many Owls in SOHA. Also, Owls don't walk with heavy footed bipedal steps. Finally, there can actually be that many Bigfoot/Forest People in SOHA is the "Clan" pays a visit to see who this tall hairless guy is who sings, whistles, and leaves the AWESOME Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches. ENJOY!!!



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    1. Leg over my shoulder.

      TWO!!

      Legs over my shoulder.

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    2. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

      You motherfuckers cant First for shit Nice CheechnChong

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  2. Seriously Dr. Johnson who the hell had time to waste on a nearly 2 HOUR recording of what you CLAIM is a bigfoot AND you believe there are more BIGFOOT than OWLS in your location... Please take a wild life class before your next Spiritual Bigfoot Encounter and stop wasting peoples time.

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    1. Dr. Johnson CLEARLY has nothing up his sleeve.

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    2. Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the bullshit asshole hoaxing world.

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    3. sorry, sounds like an owl..

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    4. I keep my spliffs in a jar.

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  3. Oh those little monsters were so darling! Ol Sasfooty left them a special treat in their little gifting bags.

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  4. TALL AND HAIRLESS,YOU MEAN MIKE BROOKRESON?

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  5. Wait, this guy's a doctor? How's that work?

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    1. You go to school, graduate, graduate some more, do a masters, a doctorate and next thing you know you're Meldumb pissing away money to a charlatan with his own thread and ironclad scientific proof that he may be wrong.

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  6. The 'Gay for Joe' guys have been out in force over the last few days.

    Treat em mean and keep em keen Joe.

    Don't let those nasty little name callers upset you none.

    Smoke me a troll for Halloween!

    MMG

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    1. Joe the troll self smokes.

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    2. I've accused Joe of having a mouthful of cocks since day one.

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    3. for the umpteenth time....Joe's a pole smoker not a troll smoker

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    4. You guys got it bad.

      MMG

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  7. ..Sounding off, as in a military drill?...lol..

    Johnson loves to have night sits!
    Sound Off! One, Two!!
    He loves bigfoot, but he's full of shit!!
    Sound Off!! One, Two!
    Sound off! Three, four!
    Sound off ! One, two, three, four!!...

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  8. Its a bigfoot with an owl on its shoulder..

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    1. Did the owl habituate the Bigfoot or did the Bigfoot habituate the owl?

      I'll ask Sasfooty. She's the oracle when it comes to this kind of shit.

      MMG

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    2. Your oracle pisses on her own doorknobs. Please choose a different pill.

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    3. Whoosh.

      Clueless. As we've come to expect.

      MMG

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  9. MMG have you seen a bigfoot?

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    1. I don't know. They were big. It was dark. I've had loose bowels ever since.

      MMG

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    2. My encounter exactly. Have you been uneasy in the woods ever since?

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    3. You have no shame, MB. I predicted you would slink back here by today and here you are.

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  10. Pretty obviously just an owl. Although here in the south, we have a Barred owl that sounds like a pack of monkeys when a pair starts calling. I could understand someone being confused at their call, but not that one. Check it out.

    http://home.centurytel.net/bobowlcalls/recordings2/20%20duet%20p054%207%2017%2006.wav

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  11. Pwned like Dr. Matthew A. Johnson driving 12 hours every weekend to sit in a tent by himself.

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  12. Pwned like DWA in a science museum.

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    1. Pwned like a nobody obsessing over Bigfeet bleevers who make him shake with rage.

      MMG

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    2. It's not bleevers that make us shake with rage it's arrogant pricks like Joe and yourself

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    3. My arrogant prick, is up your wife's ass right now!

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  13. (clive squashy)

    At least we know one thing now...owls love AWESOME Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches.

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    1. Owls also eat skunks. Not unlike Dr. Matthew Johnson, one of the most credible, and smelliest voices in the blithering bigfoot community.

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    2. Shawn, you know this guy is not in his right mind, don't you? You're just joking when you call him the most blah blah blah in the BF community, right?

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    3. Owls go crazy for some raspberry jam.

      ZZ Top

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    4. (clive squashy)

      HAW !

      I wonder if Dr. Dolittle can jam out that one on his ukulele ?

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    5. (clive squashy)

      Hope you don't hang out with poop inna jar guy...

      A mix-up of jars would be rough at lunch.

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    6. Dont mess with ole poop in jar guy. he might be a little too serious..

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    7. I keep my spliffs in a jar.

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  14. They really are owls. No they don't weigh as much as a Bigfoot. Matt just is not coming up with much,so he misindentifies something in order to liven things up. At least he did not misidentify a tree frog's croak as calling his name, this time.

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    1. They're owls for sure unless over here in the UK we have Sasquatch too lol

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  15. It could be anything. But of course the good doctor says its a giant peanut butter sandwich eating ape beast so it must be. After all, he is a doctor for Pete's sake.

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    1. I don't think he's actually practising anymore thank god :)

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  16. I would appraise the situation to say that the more I try to apply science to the PGF analysis and the validity of it's subject figure, the more I represent myself as a pseudoscientifc mystery-monger in a world where opposing views are limited by forum rules.

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    1. ^^^Another JREFer wannabe dreamer playing circular logic games.

      Have fun, brite wun.

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  17. Proof a doctorate in the soft sciences is meaningless

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    1. Its just a grind really..His phd adviser got sick of looking at you and then puts together a thesis committee that wouldl sign off on any old crap...I wonder what this guys thesis was titled.."On the Social Awkwardness Of Bigfoots When They Are Crowded In an Elevator And One Of Them Rips A Wet Fart"...lol...

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    2. No, it's proof that even people with PhDs can suffer from the same cognitive dissonance that non-academics suffer from. Remember that some (I repeat: some) creationists have legitimate PhDs.

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  18. 900lb owls are some of the credible voices in the bigfoot community...hoo hoo...900lb owls that's who

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    1. (clive squashy)

      Bet all the bigfoots are shaving their arms to be like doc Dolittle.

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    2. I do enjoy a good shorning now and then. I believe I'll shave around the world tonite and then keep it in a jar.

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    3. Really? Did I just write that? I have shrunk to my lowest most immature level of all times. Gotta' go, my mom is coming down to the basement....

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    4. (clive squashy)

      Play dead, that one always works.

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    5. Not if she's a necrophille....

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