Breaking: ParaBreakDown Is Back!
If you've noticed the missing thumbnails on some of Phil's breakdown videos lately, that's because his ParaBreakdown YouTube channel was taken down by an imposter posing as "Phil Poling". The real Phil Poling countered last month and YouTube has finally restored the channel.
ParaBreakdown specializes in breaking down questionable Bigfoot videos and claims. The channel provides a fairly balanced perspective on what's legit and what needs to be thrown out. If you haven't checked it out it, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/parabreakdown
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ReplyDelete...no firsting allowed, anti-first...
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
DeleteFirst out of Tradition you heathen fucks.
DeletePeace.
ReplyDelete^close, but not what you set out to accomplish.
DeleteI usually hit the mark... Next time I guess.
DeletePeace.
You took to long coming down off your pedestal
DeleteI got something special in store...
Delete; )
And you're still not aloud in the club.
Educated.
"Allowed"
DeleteEducated.
Dissapointed!
DeleteCorrected.
"Disappointing"
DeleteEducated.
come back when you learn to spell
DeleteGet your moma to buy you an iPhone, maybe a Xmas list wish.
DeleteLearned.
that gives me an idea for a song....
DeleteI'm gonna do Mona
On the phone yeah
At 2.99 per minute
Poverty's a given
(Chorus)
Phone Sex, Phone Sex
Forget about the internet
Without a cam
I can't tell she's a man yeah!
Stuck on the second verse...what rhymes with auto erotic asphyxiation?...
A Daniel Campbell crucifixion?
DeleteMMG
good to see Joe pwning is own kind again thanks Joe your doing our job for us
DeleteGot Monkey?
..thanks, MMG..I"ll cut you a fat check when it tops the charts...
DeleteRe-assess the 'pwning', 'pwned'...
DeleteAnd no monkeys, just giant hairy people.
Schooled.
Phil Poling welcome back my good man. We missed your trusty eye in the lens and sardonic wit. M
ReplyDelete^ brown noser ^
DeleteHe ridding the coat tails again.
DeleteBigfoot would never be found if not for the hardy folks who patrol these neighborhoods.
ReplyDeleteITS A BEAR
ReplyDeleteGuys...
ReplyDeleteOwn up. Who was that fake Phil Poling?
MMG
Tricky Ricky would be my guess MMG.
DeleteHe's certainly in the frame. Especially after the FB/FB take down.
DeletePhil has upset many hoaxers in his time so we could be looking at a few prime suspects.
Good to have you back Phil.
MMG
I was not the fake Phil Poling.
DeleteLol!
DeleteMMG
..I'm glad you got it all straightened out Phi...Good luck...
ReplyDeleteFor the sake of continuity, might I just add:
ReplyDeleteJOE GOT SMOKED!
Courtesy of MMG...
Delete"Taken from a very recent book review:
For the most part the samples he has tracked down for analysis have turned out to be known species such as humans, bears or apes; however two samples taken towards the end of his quest will "change our understanding of human history,"
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Educatin' the Nation
"But Hollywood Ro said 29 minutes?!"
Delete(Giggle)
A free version of American education served.
*Yawn* Boring. And quit giggling you retard.
DeleteThe Sykes rollercoaster is in full effect!
ReplyDeleteThis one ain't over until the fat DNA scientist sings.
Cliff Barackman now stating he has insider info that suggests that we shall see some very 'exciting' news about the US samples.
Barackman has a new TV show coming out so he's going out on a limb here.
MMG
"B-b-but... VROOM VROOM??"
Delete; )
(Giggle)
Peace MMG.
Rhettman Mullis once claimed to be in contact with the grandson of a woman impregnated by a bigfoot!..I suspect any samples submitted by his group or taken by Sykes came from Native American..In this case Sykes may have incidentally learned something about human migration or evolution...
DeleteOf course this is speculation. The point is there are many possibilities, some of which no one has thought of.....Who anticipated his interpretation of the dna from the yeti sample? You guys should be more cautious...
PJ and co. don't understand the meaning of cautious.
DeleteDaniel don't understand that he is an asshole
DeleteOh anyone saw the Yeti that the Nazi biologist shot back in the 1930's?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.today.com/video/today/53312890#53312890
Doesn't look like any bear I've seen before....
MMG
what book?
ReplyDeletewho reviewed it?
wtf are you talking about?
Damn, son.
You get a kick out of making a jackass out of yourself every single day?
Here it comes MMG!
ReplyDelete"VROOM, VROOM"
They don't like a little reality... And hilariously one calls himself the 'reality king'?!
Education in the States can be free.
Joe, Fooled again.
Deletechortle
If you listen very carefully, it's evident that the sound we are hearing in this clip is none other than Clueless Joe squalling while Dr Sykes relentlessly drills his taterhole while reciting his Yeti bear findings.
ReplyDelete"VROOM, VROOM"
DeleteHa!!
Oooooooh, your vocabulary can throw I little better than that, surely?
Delete"VROOM, VROOM"
Oh and no monkeys... Just giant hairy people.
Peace.
Giant hairy bears you mean.
DeleteDon't forget his giant ego
DeleteAbsolutely schooled.
DeleteBack?Was it gone? Did anyone miss it?
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ReplyDeleteWell you deliver a little outlining of the situation and look what get's posted? Utter filth. There's a reason why people are commenting on how bad the language on this blog is and it's nothing to do with me.
DeleteYeah, sure... People will suggest I contribute to this stuff, but those people who do that don't have to put up with the crap I do on here on a daily basis. I can safely hold my head up and know that whatever I claim on this blog is the truth and if the way that comes out and offends anyone, I don't care. I'm a gentleman 90% of the time, and tough talking Welsh boy the other 10.
To all those people who have suggested MMG, Mike B and myself have been out-done in any way shape or form by an Asian bear... Is premature and foolish and in the light of recent events, behaving the exact same way it has been suggested I have done in recent months.
"VROOM VROOM"
Goodnight all... You'll see my little orangutan avatar around here soon enough.
; )
Peace.
You are right there Joe,bigfoot does exist and itsnot a bear,not a person I believe,but not a bear
Delete; )
DeletePeace Rum.
My pants have been removed by the author.
DeleteYoutube channel...hello
ReplyDeleteIt's on the way... Just wait a little longer. Mike's hilarious!
DeletePeace.
He is damn funny
DeleteWhere the hell is Leroy Blevins???
DeleteHe was taken down by Dyer while he was dressed in one of his bigfoot costumes. He is now destined for Vegas on a slab of ice with the new name of Hank.
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!
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