The Best Rant You'll Hear All Day On TimberGiantBigfoot
YouTube user SouthJerseySasquatch is known for his rant against known hoaxers and people making outrageous claims about Bigfoot. In this latest video, he sends "An Open Message To Timbergiantbigfoot Followers". He writes: "Take it for what it is. Claims without verification are crap. A follow through is needed. He will not do this because he can't." Watch below:
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ReplyDeletePhish is the greatest band that ever was
DeleteLOL Phish sucks you hippy
DeleteAnd patuli oil just makes you smell like ass and patuli sorry if my spelling is off
Delete8th. And bigfoot is not real.
ReplyDelete^^^#tooneytard approved
DeleteAnybody been getting any mud helmet???
ReplyDeleteWhat is this mud helmet you speak of?
DeleteCheck definition in urban dictionary.
DeleteRage.
ReplyDeleteWow a very Fasanoesk`` attempt at driving and chatting.. comparing TG to the likes of other charismatic people such as Hitler?Charles Manson?Jim Jones? Is a little extreme no body is gulping any kool aid here Jersey .Look this guy sees bigfoot everywhere,does that not answer our questions?It probably is a hoax the edits alone are ridiculous.He is in a squatchy area but I doubt he is seeing one.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many chances you're supposed to give people after they hoax you once but that's all the character info I need sorry
DeleteIts difficult to determine if someone who submits pareidolia inducing images(like Tim "deer ass" Fasano) is a hoaxer..They may simply be wrong in thinking they actually have something or they may know damn well its crap but lie about it..My guess is its the latter with most of these clowns: Everyone knows about chicken mcnuggets that look like dead presidents..lol.....
DeleteNow we're cooking! Do you have any photographs or thermal images of these alleged mcnuggets?
DeleteTG has done plenty a shitty trying to pass it off as real and you can tell damn well he knows what he's filming and it's not mistaken identification. Tim has done a known hoax and tried to jump on the daisy bandwagon saying I spoke to a general blah blah garbage blah blah Geneva convention what we are left with is 2 dudes with 0 credibility between them so they are on the level of dick Ryder I'm not saying oh you should agree with or believe me just my opinion on why I wouldn't buy a damn thing any of the 3 are sellin what you choose to do is on you just trying to spread known information a hoaxer sayin sorry is like a rapist finding god in prison
DeleteI just got back from our expedition in Hoek's Canyon. There was some relics unearthed and an unexpected encounter. Right now there's a wounded specimen holed up in an elm motte and a lot of folks trying to get to it. Keep you updated.
ReplyDelete"Hoeks Canyon"
Deletewhats next? "bluff creek" ??
Well you skepturds can laugh but there's been lots of sighting of the famous opposable thumbed river pongid down there lately. We were down there all weekend and got stuck and everything. Then right before the ice storm hit we spotted some activity since there's a bunch of hickory nuts on the ground. Before I could stop him Hamm took a potshot at this thing in the tree and it hit the ground and scampered off. Well we tracked it to the motte but the weather got too bad. Those guys went back to town for a chainsaw to try to drag out this thing they're calling it Hoecke's Monkey.
DeleteHow Dare You !!!! Question the most Honest Man on YouTube and his work that has spanned over a 3 year period ! Just Kidding but you know the Timbergiant Mofia will be watching you and Trolling you from now on ! I'm Not Drinking the Kool Aid but I know of a lot that do and say "More"! Good Video
ReplyDeleteJoe Fitzgerald do u still have that crazy dog at your place or did u get rid of it?? What the heck was wrong with your dog he was so strange around other dogs at the park ?????
ReplyDeleteWhat dog
DeleteNo dog. Just juvenile trolling...
DeleteMMG
dude that was his gf
Deletehey MMG
Deleteim sure even a juvenile troll could come up with better that that
I'm Joe's dog. My favorite thing is the peanut butter trick.
DeleteMMG
I'm a lame anon attempting to post as MMG.
DeleteIf I ever bumped into MMG in a bar then I know I would have to change my girl pants.
The fear would be greater than Sykes...
MMG
Somebody save me! The bigfoot fags are after me!
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA grow up
^ actually his fantasy
Delete4:23 just another gay for Joe and MMG guy
DeleteThe question is TG a 'serious professional big foot researcher or a fraud?
ReplyDeleteIn apx 2 weeks, me and my team (3 other guys ages from 59-79 years old) we have been together do this for over 10 years. we will be going in a true un-touched wilderness area in upstate New York right on the Canadian border. We use specialized train trail horses that we may penetrate 10-20 miles in. depending upon the terrain.
We already have a base camp 5 miles away from our target area set up. This area is a "Mountain Pass terrain funnel" that funnels most animals migrating back and forth. My Native American relatives have indicated this area as a long time migrating route for the 'hairy giants".
This will be our fourth trip to this area. on all the expeditions here we had encounters/sightings, When we go into the woods, we cover ourselves with a homemade Burlap poncho. this not only camouflages our clothes but breaks up/conceals our human bodies.
We spread into 2 teams and usually wait in blinds at locations where our 7'-8' high fishing lines has been constantly broken. You see we take our Big foot hunting very seriously. We do not walk around in white shorts with a blue T-shirt and wear sandals. (I got the idea of the burlap poncho from the movie Lord of the Rings!
We spend 3-4 weeks at a time living off the woods. it is very hard and physically demanding. The 79 year old is the toughest man I ever met.
The point I am making is you cannot find Big foots a hundred yards off the road, and if you don't camo yourself, break up your human form, you will be spotted before you go ten feet.
After watching numerous of TG videos, my conclusion is this guy is a joke, and has no idea what;s he doing.
John W. Jones
O.K. hit me with your childish comments, we all need a good laugh!
what evidence can you show anyone?
Deletethe childish posts have become lame of recent
Deleteright about the time you clowns showed up
DeleteAfter reading numerous comments of yours, my conclusion is that you are a joke. All you talk about is how badass you and your group are. You have offered up NOTHING to back up any of your claims because you have NOTHING. Come back with some compelling evidence before you start tooting your own horn about how great you are.
Deletethat pretty much goes for ALL of you.
Deletethe way I see it you have all failed miserably
maybe you get some sort of neurotic pleasure from being laughed at all the time
Hey, I think I saw you guys. You were the ones searching for Bigfoot out behind the nursing home. Too bad the CNA made you come back inside to get your colostomy bags emptied.
Deleteyou whippersnappers! i don't have to take your guff. i'm off to join the 1969 new york mets!
DeleteJohn Jones, until you give up some shred of evidence that anything you say is real, we must conclude that you are full of shit.
Delete4:26 we wil be sure to report to you first. I cannot believe any of us went this long without checking in to see if weve met your approval and now that you've "called us out" it will be difficult to continue you our research you inspire fear with your commanding presence Much the way a single terminate terrifies a giant California redwood. Now, do everyone a favor. Go pick out a nice Gandalf outfit for Halloween and repeat after me, "I am the Servant of the Secret Fire, Keeper of the Flame of Ahrnor, Dark Fire Shall not avail you Flame of rune, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" if you can say it with as much enthusiasm as you typed above, you have the perfect halloween costume, and old gay wizard, which of course, you are......now go to bed dear, mommies laid out your clothes......theres a good boy....goodnight.
DeleteNo, you cannot sleep in the costume...the beard will get itchy, Mommy promises you can be Gandalf all day tomorrow after grad school, now get some rest, they say that computer light can make you tired and grumpy......
DeleteFool of a took!
DeleteOf course I expected such remarks. I must of hit a nerve with his anon 'badass" comment. Your a little child still to make that remark, you must have deep down guilt, that your not "Man" enough to go on an expeditions like ours.
Deleteit's been 3 weeks and no Anon has taken up my offer for an all expense paid trip going "Big footing" for 3 weeks in a true wilderness.
Apparently, some you Anon's couldn't comprehend my point. And that is, "A very serious Big foot researcher doesn't search for them a short distance from a road. And you don't dress up like your going on a picnic or a day at the beach".
Of course you can't comprehend my point, you never stepped off concrete in your life!
And a last, "show us your evidence" comment! Yes I will, your right! I'll show you my/ours evidence that we accumulated over 10 years of hard work research, "If", you show me your qualifications such as Photo/Video interpretation and analysis expert, Computer photo/video technology, A Ph.D from a "real" accredited University with special emphasis on Primates and Anthropology studies. Send me your "proof", that your just not some lonely computer Troll nerd! Can you do that? I don't think so.
Look how you Trolls always negatively comment on all the Videos shown here! Why would I be stupid enough to trust "my evidence" to idiots like you?
Your nothing more than a bunch of Sissy-girly boys, jealous of people like Me and Mike B. that actually go out in the field, to prove they exist.
Your Pathetic little people.
John W. Jones
Sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
ReplyDeleteWe started doing the same thing except we have been flying into a lake near monster quest show in northwestern Ontario for 2 weeks and we have no people or electricity for 300 hundred miles east, west, south and about 1000 miles or more north while be done filming are video next summer next year, your horses sound pretty cushy, yet they do work good if you have trails or pretty relaxed terrian which these animal dont seem to hang out in so good luck with that one? Have a nice day and vacation!
ReplyDeleteWe've been going into the dense cactii of southwestern chihuahua and down into the canyons. No horses can make it here we've been riding burros and magic iguanas. The last horse we had came down with some bad juju after penetrating ten or twenty five of those lizards. The latter happened after he ate some cactus of course. It's been a tough twenty years wandering around down here but we finally found a tire shop and got fixed up.
DeleteThe best rant you'll hear all day on TimberGiantBigturd is the most credidble rant in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteTodd Standing is the real deal.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute.
No, he's not.
Congratulations to the Miss Piggy, Kermit, my boy Rowlf , and the rest of the Muppet Mafia!
ReplyDeleteThe Muppets Take the Smithsonian
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DeleteThat's me!
TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteDo you like TURTLES Fozzie
i like it when fozzie holds his mouth open like that...ah!
DeleteCowardly turtles make me laugh.
DeleteI can't believe it's not diaper butter.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you're still on diaper duty
DeleteI would do a size comparison video, but I don't want my mighty oak to embarrass you for having a little saplings.
ReplyDeletewooooooo!!!!!!!!! It doesnt matter where im at. greensboro north carolina, atlanta georgia, jacksonville florida. when you look at me stylin and profilin. takin all the ladies up to space mountain. wooooooo!!!!!!! you are looking at the greatest wrestling champion of all time! wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete^ kind of gat, but footers like pro wrestling, which they also know is fake, but still get all worked up over it
ReplyDelete#looneytool approved
DeleteI went out on a hot date with a hot babe last night and got so drunk I don't remember anything but when I smiled into the mirror this morning it looked like the seams between my teeth had been chinked with mud.
ReplyDeletehave you ever even kissed a girl you weren't related to?
ReplyDeleteDo cousins count?
DeleteJustin Timbergiant is bringing sexy squatch back
ReplyDeleteHA HA! now thats funny
Deletecmon, you guys know you liked the Ric Flair stuff. Will Ferrell did him better as BMW dealer Ashley on Eastbownd and Down. I think you also know i secretly like most of you. Will someone please take over the Flair character for me?
DeleteIll tell you what. i'll ditch the glasses, stop busting chops and go back to being skeptic Mike. If someone will keep the Flair alive until I get back from Florida. Cmon, Im really trying. And noone busted Timbergiant's chops more than me. Im calling for a temporary truece. White flag.
Delete4:50 dont make me beg. im asking because you have the talent. i totally spaced on space mountain.
DeleteThank you for your posts, ive seen the other threads, an excellent Ric Flair....my work is done.
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