Team of British Scientists Is Convinced That It Has Found Proof of Alien Life
Dr. Melba Ketchum maybe right after all -- Bigfoots and other life on Earth may have extraterrestrial origins.
Professor Milton Wainwright and his team of scientists at the University of Sheffield's Department of Molecular Biology and Biotechnology are "95 percent convinced" that they just discovered alien organisms floating around the stratosphere. They are pretty sure the organisms do not originate from Earth.
The organisms were discovered after a balloon was sent 17 miles into the stratosphere. The balloon returned carrying DNA they've never seen before. "By all known information that science has, we know that they must be coming in from space," Wainwright said.
"There is no known mechanism by which these life forms can achieve that height. As far as we can tell from known physics, they must be incoming."
[via www.independent.co.uk]
Delayed first!
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DeleteObviously, gay...^^^
DeleteMy mom's basement is where I learned about Bigfoot. I'm convinced they are out there.
ReplyDeleteI was in New Jersey once and had a funny feeling. I can assure you, young man, that you are correct...
DeleteIs that her yelling about missing hand cream?
Delete^^Was it a tingling in your genital area?. If so, you are repressing memories of a Bigfoot mind rape. Dr. Johnson will be happy to see you. He is the most highly regarded in the Bigfoot community.
Delete^He is the most highly regarded psychologist in the Bigfoot community. Frickin' keyboard. (pounds keys with fist)
DeleteHmm..thanks..You have anger issues. Maybe you had a funny feeling once...
DeleteNephilemurs!
ReplyDeleteShoot, all they needed to do was check out the posts on BE. Definitely alien life here.
ReplyDeleteIm still laughing at this story!
ReplyDeleteRetarded, are you ?
Deletelooney toons indeed my friends
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DeleteAre you still upset I tea bagged your sister you'll get over it
DeleteSo you shut your bitchass up or they are going in your mouth next crybaby
DeleteNot much changed here,Harry
DeleteNot at all lol the Anons are a little nicer or this would've went on for 40 comments
DeleteTrue for sure
DeleteYou know of all the places to discover alien life I wouldn't have put Sheffield at the top of the list! What's next the meaning of life discovered in Detroit?
ReplyDeleteWe all originate off the planet that's the big secret fiercely tried to be kept from us, the chance life happened here simply by chance or some God in his own image that's a bit farfetched. Instead it's a lot more reasonable to think some alien race created us and jumpstarted life here on Earth, perhaps the Greys or somebody else. For example, what do you get if you take the skin off a human face? A greyish skull with big black holes, now whose image again?
ReplyDelete^Uhhh, If you created your own world with it's own inhabitants wouldn't you be considered a "God" to those whom you have created? Even if you were just an "alien" to this earth and decided to use your technology to create life as we know it and transform a ball of rock into a life giving entity you would be looked at as a God, no? In whose image? Well since all of the ancient Deities are depicted as a man or a man beast hybrid but generally a human's image (or our gods image for that matter...) why can't our Creator look just like a human, or us like them?
DeleteI always talk to my wife about if you created a spaceship and flew to a backwater planet what is the first thing they'd say are you god and you'd say yes I am just to keep them from smiting you
DeleteI don't understand how being cultivated by aliens is more plausible than the current scientific theory, to quote another alien you're being illogical. As there is absolutely no proof what so ever that alien greys even exist nor is there any empirical proof for the existance of any God or Gods than despite the huge odds against it happening the whole millions of years of evolution from single cells to humans is the only logical theory. The reason we resemble these alien greys is no doubt down to a lack of imagination of the people who claim to have encountered them, if they did make humans how come we are so closely related to apes? Does that mean there are greys that are hairy and love bananas?
Delete^^you caint fool me wit all yer fancy big talk gubmint shell
DeleteWhat's gubmint shell? Is it a new flavour of gum?
DeleteLooks like fish skin.
ReplyDeleteit is a fish skin. the balloon must have landed on a piece of fish
DeleteHave you noticed in the alien ufo circuit the reptilians are hardly mentioned and or believed in just like the sasquatch. There is your alien mix or the other half of the dna mix. The skulls match some what. Would also explain the size of the sasquatch. The greys were originally human babies forcablly aborted after the brain was developed and then became a test tube baby. Just another thought for you trolling babies to fester on. Believe it or not.
ReplyDeleteI'd say you're a fucking moron
DeleteYeah really,I think its a real stretch for you to look down on people
Delete5:20 you can write all the insults you want that makes you worst then me. 7:15 the only people that should be looked down on are those that, insult because they have no ability to give a answer; except, insult a possible reality. I maybe off my rocker, at least I am not a programmed droid like those foul trollers.
DeleteO.k. no known mechanism. So he must be ruling out the possibility of an organism sloughing off of a rocket launched into space. Possibly incased in accummulated ice from the cryogenic fueling of the rocket. O.k if other scientists confirm its alien cool. Since they are so tiny we can all relax as we probably won't even feel the probing. J.D.
ReplyDelete"Dr. Melba Ketchum maybe right after all -- Bigfoots and other life on Earth may have extraterrestrial origins."
ReplyDeleteHow does this story in any way suggest that?
Anon 3:11 the Gorn from star trek was the original reptilian alien just like the taurian from the episode the galaleo 7 inspired Roger Patterson
ReplyDeleteHold on...
DeleteI thought it was the sketch with the titties that inspired Roger?
Come on folks get your misguided theories straight...
MMG
3:58 from 3:11; What ever if you base info off of a science fiction show there is no reason to even want to know the real truth(s). Sure my theory may be that of a moron; but, truth is what the trolls love to fuk with. MMG you maybe right; why, do you think most of the images shown of the Patterson footage, just show the head or when the full image was shown it was way out of focus. It was because in the clear footage her breasts look more real then fake. If my theory is that of a moron then correct me not use the language of a moron 5:20.
DeleteI hear Denovo will be publishing the entire 1% of the genome in a paper called "Angel Dust and the Origins of Life".
ReplyDeleteI hear Denovo will be publishing a cookbook by Melba titled I Cooked This Bigfoot Steak and You Will Like It.
ReplyDeleteSo now you know what Chemtrails are for--spreading alien DNA into the atmosphere--embrace the change.
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