Breaking: This Fell From The Sky Last Night In Yucatan, Mexico


What the heck is this? I'm so scared right now, and the whole world should be boarding up their homes and businesses. Hide your husbands and wives, because whatever crashed landed on earth last night looks alien! Why does it look humanoid? Is it an alien exoskeleton? On Sunday evening, witnesses observed a sky phenomenon that shook up an entire town in Yucatan Mexico. According to reports, the bright object lit up the skies over the town of Ichmul in southern Yucatan at around 8:30 PM local time. Witnesses reported seeing a "flaming object falling from the sky, thundering noise, blue haze, power outage, fire and so on…".



[via www.cfanespectaculos.com]

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  1. The sky serpent has arrived! Prepare ye virgins (Joe) to be sacrificed!

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  2. That there is your basic space junk. There's a lot of it up there, so expect more incidents like this.

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  3. Looks like something that fell from my taterhole last night. Add some corn, and there ya have it....Cornholesquatch...

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  4. cornholesquatch....

    God - what the hell is wrong with me. Why do I come to this idiotic
    place? Un-frickin'-believeable... I, clearly...need to stop popping in.

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    1. I clearly need to start pooping in a jar. I've heard great things.

      Should I concentrate on volume or artistic presentation?

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    2. Practice your aim first, NA. Containment is key.

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    3. Mister President!!! Trollandia salutes you!!!!

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  5. Why the f*** would aliens have two arms and two legs? That we do is just an evolutionary roll of the dice.

    Less alien BS. More bigfoot BS!

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  6. What you have there is a big 'old hunk of poopie.

    See that peanut right there, dead giveaway.

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    1. those women are going to carve up the crap for soup stock

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    1. D B Cooper is the most credible voice in the hi-jacking community.

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  8. MIKE,WHERE DID THAT PHOTO OF BIGFOOT COME FROM,THE ONE ON YOUR PROFILE?

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    1. Got it in a box of Crackerjacks

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    2. Look. John Jones is pissed, Joe is pissed. It's not released yet. But, It is part of my catalogue that is scheduled for release on this website. Have you enlarged it and looked at it. You should. I was no more than 30 to 40 yards from that belly crawling Bigfoot when I shot the picture.

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    3. I have some guest posts coming up for Shawn and I didn't want to comment on other researchers with the usual "what have you done" to comment on me bullshit being tossed around. So in preemptive strike mode I made one of my closest photos my icon. It kind of says, here's what I've done. I took 61/2 weeks and 5 grand and I got about 6 pictures of different sasquatches in 3 states by going deep into the brush with a well thought out plan and executing it. I'm not hiding as a pundit and unknown comic anymore. When it comes to results I'll put my best photos up against most folks life's work. That being said I'm not getting in these Bigfoot Fights. Egos and all that nonsense. I have a sense of humor. But what you see is no joke. And if anyone even insinuates that myself and 2 eleven year olds are hoaxers, they'll get laughed off this site because Shawn has had the streaming video since I shot it. Those are all stills I captured after. My son helped. He's been struggling with his eyesight lately. That's why I couldn't join Stacy like I'd planned in October. So...I'll release my stuff here, solely through Joe and Shawn and with the blessing of John Jomes. But that sneak peak at the face of a Sasquatch is the real deal. And if you've ever wandered what they look like, I mean their faces. I'll show you. That's just how I am. I really don't know another way. Have a nice night.

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    4. Oh and one more thing. I tried to take it down as my Google icon out of respect for the guys who yelled at me for releasing it and I'm too stupid to figure out how. Now that's a guy who'd make a great hoaxer. He can't even take down a real Sasquatch he wasn't supposed to post yet.

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    5. The sweet irony of my own ignorance. Goodnight Bigfoot Evidence. I love u all. M

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    6. I took a good look at it and...





      It's crap. Stupid Squatchmaster quality blobsquatch crap. You are a joke.

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    7. Wait a minute. Blurry photos of sticks. Blonde hair. Texas.


      Melba?

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    8. Anon 839 you are lying. You can't take a "good" look at it. I would have to friend you per special request and I wouldn't do that to a pu**y like you. What I can do is bitch you silly. And given the opportunity I will. Now go to bed. Moms bringing you milk and cookies. Harry Bandini. I sent you a copy. Unlike the pu$$y above. You're a good dude. Thanks for the request. Enjoy the pic. M

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    9. Exactly. Cue the crickets. Bed time for school boys. Night

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    10. Stage 1: Announcement
      Stage 2: Attack your critics.
      Stage 3: Postpone
      Stage 4: Postpone
      Stage 5: HOAX!

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    11. What hoax. I've made no claim other than I've got some still photos.

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    12. You are funny. Hoax. I have no body. I'm no Ed Smith or Rick Dyer. Hell I didn't even see the damn things. My son found the stills. And I'm not attacking any critics. I haven't released anything. You are too funny. Nor have I postponed any announcement because I gave away a photo today because I felt like it. What am I hoaxing clown.

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    13. What I did do is turn over all my pictures to people like John Jones and Stacy Brown Jr and Joe F and Shawn E. I even sent Moneymaker a few. Just opinions. That's all I sought. You know who I forgot to ask? Anonymous Pu$$y. If you had a website I'd post on it and get your permission . I mean. Do you?

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    14. Nope. Just googled it. No website for anonymous pu$$y. Anything else you want to teach me. I know the Guy Edwards hoaxing motto. I don't think it applies to guys who've never seen a Bigfoot. Just still captured some possible pix from video streams. But I'm waiting.

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    15. And cue the crickets again. You aren't very bright are you. Remember. It's a school night. Why don't you save it for geology class. I can't think of a single thing you could say on this forum creatively that would interest anyone. Including your own moronic self. Now get up early, wakey wakey..... And hands off snakey.

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    16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

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  9. the girls in the Wartune ads have big butts on their chest. is that where a taterhole comes from?

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  10. Is this freaking related to Bigfoot? No ! Stop reporting it!!!!!

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  11. For Mike B: Now it starts, I tried to warn you! good luck now.

    john W, Jones Spoke

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