Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
When our first passed out on the couch. X rules!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why i can't stop thinking about you, travis?! I'm beginning to wonder if i'm Gay. I really just want to be happy! Do you think you'd make me happy, Travis?
ReplyDeletep.s. I hope i'm not creeping you out, Travis..
DeleteYou aren't creeping, me out, I'm used to this type of thing around here. Besides, I'm kinda courting the exceedingly beautiful and classy Jill.
DeleteWhat I think will make you happy is to keep anonymously hitting on men on a Bigfoot blog. I think that will be a big step for you to keep it up. I think chewie is single. And I heard he's BIG!
Whoa! Ouch! You just broke my heart, Travis..
DeleteI want Joe to pwn me over and over again.
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Fine! I give up! Oh, and btw, that Jill you claim to be courting is really a MAN!! Thought you'd wanna know..
ReplyDeleteDo you have evidence of this?
DeleteI'M JILL, FOOL!!
DeleteTravis,do they like you because your big and hairy?or do you just have irresistible charisma ,and you say Chewie is big,how tall is he?xx
ReplyDeleteLike 10 inches! And 8 feet tall
DeleteYou know how many bear that I've had to kill to get the title Squatch Master?!?
ReplyDeleteI am impressed that sow had 3 big cubs! A good momma!
ReplyDeleteI know these bears. They have a full time gig at Disney land.They were real asshole though. They wouldn't give me an autograph and yes they shit anywhere they damn please.
Deleteok where's bigfoot?...and don't tell me up my ass either...I already looked
ReplyDeleteI heard strippers made good money so I was practicing my pole dancing and had no idea I was being filmed. I'm so em BEAR assed!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, that guy is rockin some Gold Rush in the sound track!
ReplyDeleteJesus H Christ.
ReplyDeleteFor any guitar fans out there, look that guy up, Ewan Dobson. Watch him play blood and ice, or any thing really. Son of a bitch, I just had my mind blown.
Chuck Norris once attempted a roundhouse kick aimed at Ewan Dobson's guitar and the resulting clash created that dimension you see in the background, and trapped Norris in it for 3 straight days...
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