Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
When our first passed out on the couch. X rules!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why i can't stop thinking about you, travis?! I'm beginning to wonder if i'm Gay. I really just want to be happy! Do you think you'd make me happy, Travis?
ReplyDeletep.s. I hope i'm not creeping you out, Travis..
DeleteYou aren't creeping, me out, I'm used to this type of thing around here. Besides, I'm kinda courting the exceedingly beautiful and classy Jill.
DeleteWhat I think will make you happy is to keep anonymously hitting on men on a Bigfoot blog. I think that will be a big step for you to keep it up. I think chewie is single. And I heard he's BIG!
Whoa! Ouch! You just broke my heart, Travis..
DeleteI want Joe to pwn me over and over again.
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Fine! I give up! Oh, and btw, that Jill you claim to be courting is really a MAN!! Thought you'd wanna know..
ReplyDeleteDo you have evidence of this?
DeleteI'M JILL, FOOL!!
DeleteTravis,do they like you because your big and hairy?or do you just have irresistible charisma ,and you say Chewie is big,how tall is he?xx
ReplyDeleteLike 10 inches! And 8 feet tall
DeleteYou know how many bear that I've had to kill to get the title Squatch Master?!?
ReplyDeleteI am impressed that sow had 3 big cubs! A good momma!
ReplyDeleteI know these bears. They have a full time gig at Disney land.They were real asshole though. They wouldn't give me an autograph and yes they shit anywhere they damn please.
Deleteok where's bigfoot?...and don't tell me up my ass either...I already looked
ReplyDeleteI heard strippers made good money so I was practicing my pole dancing and had no idea I was being filmed. I'm so em BEAR assed!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, that guy is rockin some Gold Rush in the sound track!
ReplyDeleteJesus H Christ.
ReplyDeleteFor any guitar fans out there, look that guy up, Ewan Dobson. Watch him play blood and ice, or any thing really. Son of a bitch, I just had my mind blown.
Chuck Norris once attempted a roundhouse kick aimed at Ewan Dobson's guitar and the resulting clash created that dimension you see in the background, and trapped Norris in it for 3 straight days...
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