We have proof that President Obama...

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... is a believer. (Photo above is tagged as "humor". Please. No emails.).

Thanks to William Allen Barnes of the Falcon Project for sending this in. Mr. Barnes is heading the Falcon Project, a $300,000 endeavor that will utilize a remote controlled blimp to search for Bigfoot from above. According to recent reports, a company in Canada named RATS (stands for Remote Aerial Tripod Specialists Inc.) will be designing the airship. Mr. Barnes explains his team's partnership with RATS in yesterday's Metro News Canada:

“We don’t want to bother them, we just want to study them,” Barnes said.

That’s where Stephen Barkley, the president of Remote Aerial Tripod Specialists Inc. (RATS), fits in.

His company in Lac La Biche, a hamlet located 220 kilometres northeast of Edmonton with a population of fewer than 3,000 people, has designed the aircraft to be used for the ambitious aerial undertaking.

“If it wasn’t for his (Barkley’s) innovation of this type of airship, this would never work,” Barnes said.

In his 15 years of running RATS, a business that provides blimps and airships for outdoor advertising and photography, the entrepreneur said this is one of the most out of the ordinary projects he’s been a part of.



Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, June 27, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

    anti

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  2. rumferlifeThursday, June 27, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    Shout out to Rush

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  3. AnonymousThursday, June 27, 2013 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

    first, first, first, first, first

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 27, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PDT

      ^great false firsting campaign, congrats!!

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  4. AnonymousThursday, June 27, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    I like turtles

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  5. AnonymousThursday, June 27, 2013 at 9:13:00 PM PDT

    Its a fucken money making scheme you assholes! Its also not anything new, lol. Naïve people.

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  6. skunkey monkeyFriday, June 28, 2013 at 8:07:00 AM PDT

    If you have to use the Prez to sell an idea,I'm not interested. He has the biggest foot in the USA and will put it up any ass that gets in his way.

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  7. AnonymousFriday, June 28, 2013 at 11:37:00 AM PDT

    He's actually reading his family tree......

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