Watch this: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
Holy balls! Angry sheep and crazy bill goat attacks visitors! We're pretty sure this isn't in the U.S., because here in America, we have ways of dealing with problems like this...
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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DeleteRush sucks!!
DeleteType O Negative
DeleteIn USA cop would have shot the goat at least one hundred times
DeleteWAR ON TRAVIS!!
DeleteI heard that idiot travis already got fired from dennys.
DeleteI could really go for some moons over my hammy right now. Way to go guy, I'm trying to watch my figure.
DeleteJesus travis, what if your mom kicks you out?
DeleteIf she ain't kicked him out by now she never will. Get a life travis!
DeleteTRAVIS AND SHAWN HAVE AIDS!!
DeleteHenry May wouldn't run from that Goat!!
ReplyDeleteHe would BBQ it.
DeleteThe way I see it going down, the goat tries to headbutt Henry but gets absorbed into his body.
Delete^^^^^hahahaha. Classic Mayor!!
DeleteMAYOR, I AM SO SORRY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT YOU AND JILL'S BREAK UP! :( LET ME GET YOUR ADDRESS, I'LL SEND YOU A FRESH PAIR OF STANKIN' OL' FISHY PAIR OF MANTIES! THAT OUGHTA' PUT YOU IN A BETTER MOOD, K??
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Lmfao. You are a sick individual.
DeleteME?!!!! LOL
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Want to come over Mayor? A couple of our does are in heat.
DeleteWow, that's a very generous offer but I've never been a big fan of venison.
DeleteMayor, i thought you and ALL CAPS were mortal enemies?
Deletehell yeah Henry would show that little bastard a thing or two
Deletehe would probably take it home and let it eat all the trash in his room too
Quit screwing goats and you wont get attacked.
ReplyDeleteLol, he is headbutting everyone in the town who had their way with his wife.
Deletehey I happen to like screwing my goat
Deleteso what is your problem??
Anon 5:52 is that you Alex MW?
DeleteI'm amazed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that's equally educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head.
ReplyDeleteThe issue is something that not enough folks are speaking intelligently about.
Now i'm very happy I stumbled across this during my search for something concerning this.
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I happen to agree that there is not enough intelligent discourse on the subject of angry goats terrorizing towns.
DeleteI was highly allergic to poison ivy. Since I began drinking the milk from my Nubian does (pasteurized, not straight) who eat poison ivy regularly, I have not had a reaction to date. And my testicles have swelled to 5X their original mass.
DeleteSo they are around average size now? BAM!! ZING!!
DeleteI didn't realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.
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