New Footage: Lady With "Real" Camera (Not an iPhone) Films Another Skunk Ape In Myakka
If this video really shows a Skunk Ape, Myakka FL may be the squatchiest place in the world. This is the second purported Skunk Ape footage to come out in just a matter of weeks. According to the witness, she thought she was filming a bear, but something was not right when she watched the creature as it got up on two legs and started to run! A few commenters mentioned to her that there are no bears in Myakka State Park.
The lady writes:
I stopped to take a picture of a huge gobbler to the left, when I clicked video on my camera and got home later to delete it, I saw the bear briefly on the right, he stands then walks away. It looks like he was eating something. It was too blurry to keep, and I wasn't planning on it, I was actually on my phone at the same time. I wish I was more focused on this! It would of been great up close. Any suggestions on how I can zoom in and clear it up? This was on 03/29/2013 at 6:39pm. At the Bridges on Hwy 72 by the entrance of Myakka State Park.
Tim Fasano, Kevin and Stacy Brown were near by taken reports from witnesses as shown in the photo below:
[via www.timfasanobigfoot.blogspot.com]
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ReplyDeleteToday was a good day.
DeleteWhen you zoom in you can clearly see it is a bear. It looks left while walking and you can see the shoulder line turn with its head. I would love to see it as a bigfoot but it cannot be.
DeleteThere are NO BEARS in Mayakka State Park in FL. So that is impossible.
DeleteTo be fair though, it doesn't show anything clearly.
DeleteYeah I call it a bear too
DeleteI agree, in now way does this show a bigfoot in my opinion. But based on fact it cannot be a bear. So whatever she saw was not that was my point. I agree, very very inconclusive video.
DeleteI think it's a bear
Deletethere are bears in the everglades so it is possible for them to migrate up to myakka, especially if food is plentiful.
DeleteIf someone says "there are no Skunk Apes in Myakka" then everyone calls it bs but say "there are no bears in Myakka" and everyone accepts that. Which one is proved to exist and therefore more likely to be in this video? I'd say bear.
DeleteOh come on--this footage is so incredibly shitty quality you can't tell if that's an elephant or a person or even Barack Obama. Claiming it's a bear just shows you're totally full of shit. I don't even understand how something this crappy gets posted.
DeleteThis is yet another distant, blurry, and entirely inconclusive clip. It's useless as evidence for the existence of the skunk ape.
DeleteGet out of my house and get a job. Oh wait, this is the wrong article.
DeleteYeah this thread is just about this dumb bear video
DeleteChanged my mind it's a manbearpig
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DeleteAt last real camera footage uploaded in glorious living 240p is there any point to this other then hey I may not know jack shit about cameras but I know how to use a phone.
you call that a real camera, haha
DeleteDid this bitch film this with her microwave? A cellphone would have had better picture quality. Dumb cunt ...
DeleteYear wasting everyone's time on a bear!
Deleteyup..it's Barrack Obama
DeleteLibtard!
ReplyDelete^ Jealous.
DeleteMakes two of us Daniel. You lucky bastard!
DeleteMMG
I'd like to thank everyone for attending on this monumental day.
DeleteLivin the dream!
DeleteI can now confirm I have purchased M.K Davis' soiled poncho and breadcrumbs and a victory dance and meal shall commence upon arrival.
DeleteIt's been emotional.
Skunk ape is the new Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteSkunk ape is just the term people in that reagion use instead of bigfoot, dumbass.
DeleteDumbass is the new moron.
DeleteSkunk Ape is the new bear
Delete^^^ Has convinced himself of being intelligent by calling everyone else dumbass.
DeleteBy the way Anon 2:27, it's region, not reagion. You stupid asshole!
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Deleteregion is the new asshole..
Asshole is the new bear
DeleteTaterhole is the old asshole.
DeleteBut is still the same.
Still the same bear
DeleteMaybe Myakka is where all the old and slow Squatches go to retire which is why they get caught on video?
ReplyDeleteTheres a lot a of Jewsquatches too
DeleteAnd bears, lots of bears just watch the video of them above
Deletei personally know a few retired sasquatches from eastern oklahoma who've moved down to florida for the early-bird specials and the golf.
DeleteAnd to hang with all the bears
Deleteu fuck bears thats pretty clear. But guess what, that video is not a bear, there are no bears in Mayakka State Park look it up
DeleteI live in fl and those damn squatches do come down here to retire. They don't know how to drive and takes them forever in the Wendy's drive through cuz they can't read or speak! Just point at pictures and grunt! Pains in the asses
Deleteyes, and their cars are always dented.
DeleteBy hitting all the bears
DeleteI thought tubby timmy issued a statement to you regarding your posts on his videos shawn?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't mind if it's video of bears
DeleteNot an IPhone camera, but a real camera. IT"S STILL CRAPPY!!! That could be anything. Hell, it could be Nessie on vacation. Can't tell anything about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bear
DeleteIt's Dave Shealys' brother again. Wearing that old, cheap ape costume he pulled out of his closet.
Deletesorry you non hunting butheads That is a deer, The neck is to long for a bear, So its a bigfoot on all 4s or a deer!
DeleteA few commenters mentioned to her that there are no bears in Myakka State Park.
ReplyDeleteDUMBASS READ before saying stupid shit
You're kidding, right? Where's the real video that the title refers to because this is just shit.
ReplyDeleteThe title was sarcasm thus the parenthesis
DeleteYeah, I say bear too.
ReplyDeleteSo skeptics must be thinking--Man in a Bear suit since there are no bears in that Park-
ReplyDeleteman-bear-pig. in the flesh.
DeleteNobody takes me cereal. I swear it lives in this cave!!
Deletethis is super cereal people!
DeleteFroot Loops.
DeleteThis is cereal fruit loops, people.
DeleteCamera phone video would be an upgrade over this crap.
ReplyDeleteThat's the exact same thing I thought the iPhone would've been an improvement
DeleteIf there were bears there I guarantee you I would've been eaten.
ReplyDeletethis footage is horrible, you should have erased it.
ReplyDeleteYeah we like our bears in HD
DeleteSomething is not right. Random citizens are catching these things on film at a rate of 1 per week, but an orgy of researchers goes out and comes up with shit(literally)....
ReplyDeleteLol that true.
DeleteDon't talk about fasano like that,how many fares can he pick up in Myakka?
DeleteHey rum sorry I didn't catch that till you just said something about it a few post back know what I'm talkin about or I woulda said something about it man I'm sorry dude
DeleteI'm sorry i'm sorry ... you sound like a girl
DeleteAlright listen you worthless waste of fuckin oxygen go get a fuckin curly straw and suck my nut out of your fathers ass you fuckin bitch then go get the holy grail I left in your moms ass spit the jizz in it then snowball it again bitch your mothers a fuckin whore
DeleteAt least he has the balls to apologize if he makes a mistake
DeleteDon't worry harry,I think that was Leon w off his meds,I'll just ignore him
DeleteWhat anon 4:32 men don't apologize only little girls do?
DeleteAnon 4:32 probably is 12 year old little boy or a disgruntled lesbian
DeleteDid Bandini say he screwed some guys ass and got his nut stuck in it? Gay love I guess !
DeleteTough crowd tonight ,harry,I forget the kids are off
DeleteEh I'll live that's why I added the curly part to the straw act like children treat them like children
DeleteLol,have a good night harry,catch you later
DeleteEUW creepy you refer to them as children but you want them to suck your nut with a curly straw that makes you child predator
DeleteOh you're so funny did you think of that all by yourself
Deletehes not the only one that thought that about your statement
Deletelooks like a Freudian slip were your nuts sucked with a curly straw as a child?
DeleteLMFAO damn Hairy I've been leaving you alone but it looks like you're still making yourself trollbait and getting ZA ZINGed ... ignore them
DeleteYeah I know the funny thing is I never even thought it to that level so I can see who is really thinking about children don't worry the FBI will be at the first two guys houses shortly check the news pederass
DeleteYo Bandini, tonight after i go balls deep in your grandmother I'm cumming to drop a squatch sized nut in your asshole. You cum guzzling, curly straw drinking, child living faaaaaaag ...
DeleteGood once your done digging her up and getting your own material maybe you can call your mom and get my address
DeleteAnd even richer call me a fag after exclaiming how you're gonna rape me laugh you're delusional as a habituator
DeleteWhat's up HB? Good to hear from ya.How's the Back?
DeleteIt's getting better ill be glad when the movin is done one more 17 hr drive and I'm finally done
DeleteI say bear
ReplyDeleteNo skunk ape would be walking out in the open in broad daylight. Sorry but nothing will be found conclusive there
ReplyDeleteExcept the large number of bears in Myakka
Deleteretired skunk apes always go for early- bird specials, thats why they're out in daylight. their younger northern cousins tend to rock out after dark.
Delete^ and the large number of dicks your ass has had over the years!
Delete^^^ Sounds like you're jealous.
DeleteThis is the real deal folks.
ReplyDeleteTIMOTHY? IS THAT YOU?
DeleteApparently not considering it wasn't being protected by the treaty of Versailles.
Deleteit is literally impossible to buy a camera this bad, even 10 years ago
ReplyDeleteThis was recorded with a potato.
DeleteYes a potato, with the bottom of a soda bottle as a lens.
Deletewhy would you take your camera out, turn it on, and take such shitty video? frigging mind boggling. multitasking? taking on the phone while video recording? jesus, put one thing down and do the other thing right. people are so stupid. i would have erased it so no one would see how much of an idiot i was.
DeleteMaybe she kept it because she loves bears so much?
DeleteIt's a bear wearing a skunkape costume.
DeleteAnon 2:23:00 you are completely right about people being so stupid, so glad I'm a robot!
Deleteit's a robot bear from epcot center! you can tell because it's doing bear stuff really well.
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DeleteThere is no mistaking that, there have been many of them photographed and videoed, very easy to catch the blobsquatch on film and easily distinguished from any other animals even to the slowest mind.
Thats tall damm.
ReplyDeleteand in keeping with tradtion; we got nothing and we liked it. seriously, bears wouldn't have far to migrate to get down to myakka. there's plenty of scrawny florida bears to the north.
ReplyDeleteI flushed better evidence than this down my toilet...are they SERIOUS??? It's painfully obvious this "real camera" operator was not filming this 'subject'! This 'footage' looks like it came from a two generation old cell phone.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the big bear
ReplyDelete^ you waste of life ! You have been on this post the whole time saying bear. Get a life, get a wife , and get a job piss ant. Lay off your action figures a little bit too Nerd Ass!
DeleteBears, bears, bears, bears
DeleteBears, bears, bears, bears
Bears! Wonderful bears!
wel said, sir, well said.
DeleteI can't bear it anymore...!
Deletequit whining or go away
ReplyDeleteIts a bear
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ReplyDeleteVisit my web-site ... sex cams
do these cams record bears clearly?
DeleteOnly if they're naked.
DeleteBEAR,and I didn't even watch it
ReplyDeleteMight be some new hybird of Bear and Human, check with Melba
ReplyDeleteThere are other things moving top left on the screen before she pans right.
ReplyDeleteit's the gobbler so gobble these nuts
DeleteI watched it it's a bear
ReplyDeleteReally? Hmmm. Probably bears.
ReplyDeleteit's bearking.
ReplyDeleteThere are Florida Black Bears with in 50 miles of Myakka River State Park just look it up. myfwc.com
ReplyDeletebearfoot ballyhoo!
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously a skunk ape in a bear suit.
ReplyDeleteClose. It's Fasano in a bear suit.
DeleteIt's Fasano in his birthday suit.
DeleteProbably wasn't even a 'real' woman! Probably one of those Indonesian knockoffs! And somebody told me that is a picture of Stacy Brown sticking his finger in a kitten's fur hole!
ReplyDeleteOh shit! I think Florida's researchers should call another town hall meeting and conduct more joint operations. They must strike while the shits are still steaming. One load of shit might not be compelling, but oh boy, if they find more shit, the shit will hit the fan.
ReplyDeleteI am so excited I just may shit my pants...
Fecal fetish much?
DeleteJust what in the hell is going on down there in Florida? Those damn skunk apes are on a rampage!
ReplyDeleteOh I got this one as I was out one time. So I'm an "expert researcher". Obviously skunks apes hate jazz so they began to stampede.
Deleteanother Fake - just like all the Tim Fasano junk.
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteI am on my way right now to Myakka state park in Florida. This is without a doubt the CLEAREST video of Manbearpig ever taken! SERIAL!
I have been in contact with the authorities in Myakka and want everybody to to please, for the love of Tipper, stay out of Myakka state park. They know the truth and want to help me rid the world once and for all of the single biggest threat to mankind. Then everyone will say "thank you AlGore! You are super awesome!"
Remember kids, always listen to your government. They know what is best for you. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. He simply wants to GET you!
The end.
EXCELSIOR!
Good stuff, a lot of lines spot on from the original. +1
DeleteGrow up man bear pig Nerd! Any adult who keeps Making up silly immature names has got to be the biggest Geek on here! Take your little man diapers off and put down the action figures Dick weed and get a job!
DeleteYep a real manbearpig for sure
DeleteThanks for the input Mr. Hall monitor
DeleteNo problem shit head.
DeleteYou angry bro?
Delete11:00. now that is a classic manbearpig outburst!
Deleteman bear pig
ReplyDeleteIf you amplify the recording 1000x you can hear the sounds of Fasano and Brown's minds being blown.
ReplyDeleteBy a bear?
DeleteIt's not Nerd!^
DeleteA nerdy bear?
DeleteSomeone needs to call the Florida Park service ASAP! The picture of a baby bear on their website they say was taken at Myakka must really be a baby Squatch.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone reviewed the Rodney King/police beating video? I'm sure there has to be an insignificant blurry figure in there somewhere that warrants Phil doing a breakdown on it.
ReplyDelete^last 8 posts all the same GEEK!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm telling you, and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a bear! And I know what a bear looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you'd better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!
ReplyDeletewhat bear are you bear talking bear about bear?
ReplyDeleteDid you mean a "real" crappy camera. Caus rthe footage is real crappy.
ReplyDeleteNo bears listed in the Parks list of wildlife.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.floridastateparks.org/myakkariver/activities.cfm#44
DeleteSo they are bare of bears, I think that calls for another beer.
therefore it has to be a skunk ape...
Deletelogic 101
Bears have a range of hundreds of miles.
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DeleteBlobsquatch has a range of thousands of miles.
ReplyDeleteBears are so passe.
That is a Bear guys, Hello DUH>
ReplyDelete
DeleteWhat's the matter with you people it's an owl, Hello DUH.
hello duh and kathy lee.
Deletethe Stacy Brown 'man in a ghillie suit'is boring now! If a apeman who has avoided human contact its whole life sudenly has a desire to hang about in th open,in daylight, for al the tourists to see
ReplyDeleteThere's something on the hill!
ReplyDelete