Michael reports: Beaver attacks and kills man in Belarus
A beaver recently attacked and killed a man in Russia. Michael discusses the danger of roaming spring beavers and what you can do about it.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
First fuckers
ReplyDeleteOpen your eyes people. Your first hint should be that a beaver is in Belarus. The majority of Belarus is below sea level. Are you beginning to connect the dots yet?
DeleteYes beavers build damns they taught us to build damns and levies and he's down there saying waters coming build more levies and the man he killed was trying to destroy the levies it's all coming together
DeleteNo.
DeleteI am the one you call "first." Obey me mortal swine. Feel the awesome power of your god pierce your... Mom! Get out of here!!!!
ReplyDeleteFail.
DeleteFuck. Two posts by Shawn Evidence that quick. Damn it. I wasn't expecting that.
ReplyDeleteI sawt a beaver kill a man once I think it was back in 45 or 46 or nam either way I done did sawt it
ReplyDeleteYep them beavers can be vicious. My unit did battle with them during the Bay of Pigs war. Nasty little buggers.
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Delete25 jars in her underoos?? Those are some biiiiiiiiiig panties!!!!!
DeleteMust be poop in a jar's wife.
DeleteLmao ^^
DeleteRick Dyer has been first here more than anybody! Rick has also sucked more dick than anybody here, and that's a lot of dick considering this is a Bigfoot Blog!
ReplyDeleteBut really you can tell Rick is a secret squirel fag, secret squirel fags always have foreign wives because they are easier to trick than American woman!
Just look at the guy and you can tell he is a queer, besides Mayor McCheese is a fag and he told me he a Rick were gays together and I believe him!
Late night drinking?
DeleteAnd how do you know which one is Mr. Dyer??
Deleteis it possible to make it so you have to be at least 18 to be on this site?
DeleteYou can't talk like that about me. I got some important friends around here buddy! Me and Shawn Evidence play ping pong together every Thursday afternoon.
DeleteAlso, I used to get Michael Merchant to house sit for me... Until last time when I got home I found him sleeping on my leather recliner buck naked! I couldn't stop thinking about all the other things his hairy balls must have touched and it grossed me out! Long story short, I just sold the fucking house, it's somebody else's problem now.
DeleteNever should have bought that house.....damn. Thanks mayor.
DeleteI like the way Shawn wrote the title: it reads as if Michael was reporting about beaver attacks and also that he killed a man in Belarus. Does Shawn know something he's not telling us? Is he trying to communicate to us that he found something out and is now being held hostage by Merchant? Sounds crazy but given what we know about merchant is it? Shawn if you need help just say so!
ReplyDeleteI believe Shawn has his lips permanently planted on Merchants ass; however it appears to be a voluntary position and not coerced.
DeleteAt least he doesn't have a Beaver on his ass.
DeleteOr an Ass eel!
DeleteNo, he only inserts hamsters and ferrets in his tatterhole.
DeleteBeaver fever.
ReplyDeleteHave to love the mighty beaver....
DeleteI promise to give the beaver the respect it deserves!
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteThen kick it to the curb...
DeleteRespect the Beaver man.
ReplyDeleteOne beaver kills one man in Belarus... Who gives a shit! This is a Bigfoot site!
ReplyDeleteNow if that Beaver killed a hundred men, you can post it, but let's stay on topic.
Well why don't you cry about it...........saddlebags!!!!!!
DeleteHow is a Beaver killing a hundred men, on topic?
DeleteI give a shit. The Beaver gives a shit. The only one not giving a shit, is you. ;)
DeleteIn Bigfoot Evidence we're going to give you plenty of nothing and you will like it.
DeleteIt just shows how dangerous it can be for our bigfoot brother...duh
DeleteServing up a heaping plate of nothingness. Belly up to the bar and like it dam it!
Deletewe had a topic?
DeleteIt's an aquatic Bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought a Beaver could kill a man? What does that say for Bigfoot?
ReplyDelete^^ bigfoot is a pussy. Chased by pussies.
DeleteSays the biggest pussy of all. Go do some ayahuasca and get your mind right. Tard on fella tard on.
DeleteOK...who can't outrun a fucking beaver for Christ's sake, huh?
ReplyDeleteThat poor man in Belarus.
ReplyDeleteBeavers are bad ass!
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