Watch this: Lion Grabs And Kills a Heron In Front of Zoo Public

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The heron in this video just won the Darwin Award by landing and chilling in lion pit. If you've never heard of this award, The Darwin Awards are usually given to really dumb humans and are all about improving the gene pool. Darwin Awards are given to those "who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it, thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter," as stated on the official Darwin Awards website. Therefore, to win a Darwin Award, you must eliminate yourself from the gene pool.

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  1. JillWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:17:00 AM PDT

    Hi

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    1. Mickey VaderWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:24:00 AM PDT

      I think you meant first. Hi anyway.

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    2. JillWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:27:00 AM PDT

      First is over used. I wanted to be the one who welcomes everyone to the comment section

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    3. UltimateHomerWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

      Sadly, I'm fairly certain I started the first thing.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:10:00 PM PDT

      Sadly,you're wrong UltimateHummer!!!!

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    5. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:59:00 PM PDT

      Hi.

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:16:00 PM PDT

      The barren run continues. 3 weeks firstless.

      MMG

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:41:00 PM PDT

      Get lost Jill, ya bleedin' heart Libtard.

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      Jill wants to jack this dick! Cock mongrel'esque.......a whackity whack a whackity whack don't talk back!!.

      Delete
  2. Mickey VaderWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:23:00 AM PDT

    Heron today gone tomorrow.

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  3. Ragin Cajun 84Wednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:28:00 AM PDT

    Never give up! You too can be first! or turd...

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:36:00 AM PDT

    Any update on Ken? Last i heard it wasnt looking so good...

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    1. UnknownWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:52:00 AM PDT

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    2. UnknownWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

      Oh sorry nope but who did you hear that from

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 12:45:00 PM PDT

      Hey anon watch out harry might try to make love to you like he did with Big Jim Jr

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 12:56:00 PM PDT

      Don't be sad that you're not special enough for him to hit on you.

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:25:00 PM PDT

      I want harry bandini to give me a hairy handini

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:32:00 PM PDT

      Again sorry you aren't special enough either. Maybe you should try crying and he will come out and play.

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 11:53:00 PM PDT

      Yeah come out and play with your weener

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 12:36:00 PM PDT

    Artis Amsterdam :-)

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 12:42:00 PM PDT

    Too bad the heron wasn't wearing a poncho.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 12:56:00 PM PDT

    that bird asked for it and got it.

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:09:00 PM PDT

    That lion was on heron.

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:10:00 PM PDT

    Well, put an animal in a zoo for all its life and it becomes tame enough to believe there is no such thing as a predator.

    Maybe the Darwin award should go to the zoo.

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

    Fake--CGI-I could see the wires-It's a turkey-show me the heron body-Blob heron-
    Things a Skeptard would say.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 7:08:00 PM PDT

      No, actually you, a raging bleebtard just said it.

      It was expected....


      Got monkey?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 7:18:00 PM PDT

      better than being a flaming gaytard like you-
      Go back in your closet and sort your scarfs.

      Delete
  11. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:54:00 PM PDT

    The Heron was Bob H in a suit

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:06:00 PM PDT

    That's just a big cat doin' "big cat stuff, what???!!!"

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:09:00 PM PDT

    The first lion caught the heron then is was taken from her by the second lion then the third cub lion ended up with the heron !

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:10:00 PM PDT

    I saw a Bigfoot wearing a poncho tree peeking at the heron. I think the lions spooked it.

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:11:00 PM PDT

    see what happens when you take heroin !!!!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:20:00 PM PDT

      You get your other friends on heron and kill birds at the zoo?

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:35:00 PM PDT

    Kijk hoe levenloos die erbij ligt, haha heerlijk amsterdams

    GOTTA LOVE AMSTERDAMM!!!

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 2:47:00 PM PDT

    my god you people are fucking retarded....
    i stop by here once in a while and i have got to say that the depths of the masterbatory retardation here never fails to impress....
    oh no im not "first"...?

    fucking tools....

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    1. Mayor McCheeseWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:08:00 PM PDT

      Awww, hell no! Them's fighting words! Put some pants on so I can kick your ass you sssssumbitch! You got me so pissed my stuttering is acting up!

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    2. Ragin Cajun 84Wednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:13:00 PM PDT

      YOU'ER JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING FUN AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW!

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:14:00 PM PDT

      Kick his ass seabass!

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:57:00 PM PDT

      I can honestly say that I've never gotten "masterbatory retardation" vibes from this or any other bigfoot site.

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:17:00 PM PDT

      Oh c'mon, you've rubbed one out to some retad porn. Admit it.

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:21:00 PM PDT

      'Masterbatory retardation' is a phrase I would use very often. Interesting nonetheless....

      MMG

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    7. HWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 6:20:00 PM PDT

      Here's a idea, DICKFACE...don't stop here any more...dickface.

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

      Says the boy pretending to be a girl.

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    9. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

      Yep, you know he has it tucked it right now and he's posing in front of a mirror.

      Delete
  18. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:21:00 PM PDT

    I keep refreshing the page to see a new article. I know I can score a first if I try enough!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:59:00 PM PDT

      You might want to scrub that L off of your forehead.

      Delete
  19. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:39:00 PM PDT

    What the heck does this have to do with Austrailian Blobfish???

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  20. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:42:00 PM PDT

    Go to hell.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:47:00 PM PDT

      Only after you kiss the Blobfishes taterhole.

      Delete
  21. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 3:46:00 PM PDT

    Wow this reminds me of when our cat killed a chickadee. It was horrific. Feathers and blood and guts. I literally got sick and threw up. After that we took our cat to the vet to have his claws removed and his fangs pulled. No more problems with the tweeties since.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 7:05:00 PM PDT

      Problems? That what cats do, its nature. You fucked with nature you bleeding heart libtard.

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  22. UnknownWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:00:00 PM PDT

    Sassamasquatch? Bigamafoot? Buttamacheeks?

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  23. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:01:00 PM PDT

    If you look to the side, you can clearly see a bigfoot peeking out from behind the fallen tree on the left in the lion's enclosure. Confirms on two points.

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  24. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 5:57:00 PM PDT

    That Squatch picked the wrong time to Morph into a Heron. Hairy Bastard ain't so smart after all.

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  25. AnonymousThursday, March 28, 2013 at 1:37:00 AM PDT

    Them Lions need a much bigger space.

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  26. AnonymousThursday, March 28, 2013 at 3:45:00 AM PDT

    I saw a lion stalk and kill a pigeon on a class field trip to the zoo when I was in elementary school. It's still one of the coolest things I've ever seen!

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