New Footage: British Bigfoot Caught On Deer Cam? (Updated)
This is a good video, but we only have one problem with this footage: There are no Bigfoots in Great Britain. How do we know there are no Bigfoots there? Because... just trust us, we know what we're talking about. There's no such thing as Bigfoot there -- only werewolves. In any case, here's the story behind this footage:
Filmed using auto tracking deer cam
I left some bait out the night before for local dear hoping to catch a video of them for a college project, I came back the next day to find I had caught this on video ?
You decide what it is cuz I sure as hell dont know what it is
[Update] The video is gone, but you can still view it here: www.facebook.com
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ReplyDeleteRush gives my brain a
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figure it out footers. it is a silent invasion. its ufo shit folks. uk is no different. think crop circles.
DeleteSay RUSHRASH three times real fast
DeleteNow doesn't that sound dumb ?
Trail cams don't move and it's a guy in a ghillie suit since the poster is so into airsoft and the great outdoors.
DeleteCrop circles are a load of crap it's just a couple of guys who use planks of wood to flatten down the corn as a hoax. Fathers often teach their kids to do it like their fathers did, it's just a fun thing to do. Oh, this ain't Bigfoot either just someone wearing a ghille suit of big jacket. I remember there was a report on BBC radio when I was a kid about a werewolf, it was actually on the news in the 80s. It was a guy who had lycanthropy and was convinced he was a werewolf and was arrested by police, think it took about 4 or 5 policemen to subdue him.
DeleteWhen I listen to too much rush on my beats, I get a Rash on my ears.
DeleteBash Rush the band all you want. Bash rushfer the poster cause he can take it.
DeleteDo not cast shame on the Hallows that is First.**
Please respect fucking tradition.
LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!
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Fuck rush
DeleteRushferlife is ok I'm sure. He just needs to expand his musical life. Maybe something more modern like ah Nirvana or maybe Nickleback.
DeleteWhite Stripes RULE
I went to a habitch uation site and I passed out, when I woke up my Crotch Pubs were braided. (Weird)
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Bearking here
DeleteMy rotpoo smells ten times worse than squatch crotch. More toxic than a spring fling of bigfoot doo doo!
rush is from canada BOO
DeleteBearking here. Leave Limbaugh alone, he's just a big mouth full of hairy homo nuts! I saw him last week full of dyers right oversized testicle. He must have bit it off trying to suck old Ricky!
DeleteWhat? No comments yet? Where are the "firsters?"
ReplyDeleteI'm first! And I know Bigfoot is out there.
check above
DeleteIt's gotta sting just a little right? I mean you came in with such confidence only to get out firsted literally by mere seconds.
DeleteIt hurts, but not as much as no monkey.
DeleteIt's not in the UK that's for damn sure.
DeleteIt's a man in a suit.
ReplyDeleteLook at the big mangina on Brad.
DeleteIt's always a man in a suit.
Musky Allen is one of those guys that come along once in a lifetime!
DeleteWe won't understand until he's not around how gifted he is.
Muskies Mom
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This is actually a real bigfoot, but he didn't know there were no bigfoots in Great Britain when he teleported there.
DeleteIt's a suit inside a man
DeleteBearking here. Mister bean was a closet hermie with fried squatch nuts the size of grapefruits.
DeleteWe need to get Dick Ryder on this shit STAT.
ReplyDeleteSee what kind of hoax he can pull on this shiz.......
Trail cameras don't pan and zoom
ReplyDeleteYou're Momma does.
DeleteBearking here. Don't crack on bozo's mom. Crack your millimeter Peter on your mommas funky queefer!
DeleteAnd the bearking strikes again! Someone sign this guy up! Too funny. His other blogs are super comedic!
DeleteI got nothing and liked it.
ReplyDeleteIt is a man in a green raincoat.
ReplyDeleteIt's A raincoat inside a green man
DeleteIt's a rain coat inside a green man
DeleteBearking here. Eco condoms are the way to go. Protecting bigfoots dogmen and especially skunk apes from Tim fasano's hairy sewer hole! And the green musky Allen latex is so stretchable that 10 foot squatches with big loghogs are able to dry rim drive directly into rick dyers famous anus!
DeleteBearking :o you are a fresh new face definitely good stuff, I think you can take this place to heights we never dreamed of.(keep em Cumm in)
DeleteSquatch Nuts
Bearking here. Thanks and also a super thanks for posting. I love this website! Read my other posts on other newer articles. Take care buddy!
Deletesuch a good one liner it had to be typed out twice.
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Its his friend in a suit. More fakery.
ReplyDelete"Trees"
ReplyDelete"That's right, just shout the answers right out when you know em"
He spelled deer wrong...
ReplyDeleteBlimey !
ReplyDeleteIt's a PoppyCockSquatch...You can see his Hairy Bollocks Dangling to and fro in the Proper British manner.
ReplyDeleteLemuric Werewolf Wookie Hybrid
ReplyDeleteIt's Gareth out hoaxing after his afternoon tea.
ReplyDeleteNo BIGFOOT on Britain! Period! No habitat, no history, and too many people!
ReplyDeleteThere is no Bigfoot in the UK but there is a history of apemen spottings, primates and other cryptids. There isn't the vast expanses of forests like in the US most of them disappeared hundreds of years ago either used for agriculture or developed into land for housing. You guys in America don't know how good you have it when it comes to all these fantastic park lands, big wide open spaces and relatively cheap land and houses. Where I live a 3 bedroom house goes for £325,000 or $495,000 which is why the average first time house buyer is aboud 40 years old. That's what happens when you live on a little island full of lots of people.
DeleteI've told you time and time again there is no BF in the UK. There are no other bipeds or primates either. Just save up for airfare or stfu!
DeleteMMG
You don't get it. These creatures have means of travel you or I do not. Trust me, if a BF wanted to be in the UK, it would get there. You're acting like it has to live there full time to ever be spotted. This is NOT the case!
DeleteAnon 7:33 the price I quoted was the price my neighbour sold their house for last year and the age of the average first time buyer is roughly between 30 to 40 depending on which news outlet you look at. There may be more home owners but I would imagine that's to do with the large amount of baby boomers and pensioners, there are more people over 60 in the UK than under 18.
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ReplyDeleteOMG, now that was funny!
DeleteI pooped in a jar. Now what? I feel hollow inside.
ReplyDeleteStow it away for a rainy day.
DeleteBearking here. I'm sure a salad tossing would take that hollowness away. Contact the bfro, if u are a lezzie, press 1 for renae. If u are a flaming homo, press 2 for Matt moneymaker. And if u are into some freaky bigfoot orgies, press 3 for Bobo and cliff. I'm sure they can find bigfoots of any size to fit your hollowness!
DeleteLmfao!!! Bearking rules!!!
DeleteNever mind the bollocks,heres the sex pistols
ReplyDeleteApparently, everything that you think that you know, is wrong.
ReplyDeleteUm, yupp. Finally someone with his science hat on.
DeleteDid you jerk off in the bathtub reading the Kethcum Report too?
How dare you!
DeleteThis whole conversation is fucking looney tunes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Britain, Indiana?
ReplyDeleteGhillie suit
ReplyDeleteThey are a type of fake lemur monkey people. They walked over from parts unknown and you will like.
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ReplyDeleteI didn't get to see it and now I can't even see it on Facebook because I'm on an iPad.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's not worth it anyways.
It isn't worth it
DeleteIt's worth it to see me Zeef on pay per view, Zeef (wasted one)
DeleteSNu
(Joe Theismann)
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, could you tell me where the nearest bathroom is?
In your Depends.
DeleteBearking here. I'm gonna put out a challenge to mayor mccheese. If u stuff 10 big Macs up Mister Richard Dyer's fame ass, I will reveal my true identity to the world.
ReplyDeleteCollege project--Gee could it be a film project on hoaxing
ReplyDeleteBearking here. I talked to Jim lebus and he's said he's the newest member of the village people. They measured him and they decided he was gonna be the bitch. They offered rick Dyer a similar position but his buttocks was loose due to repeated squatch reamings!
ReplyDeletei live in uk theres no bigfoot here that iv ever heard of..lake monsters and aliens but no bigfoot unless ofcourse bigfoots an alien
ReplyDeleteWhy is the footage zooming in?
ReplyDeleteall it says its been removed;. annoying
ReplyDeleteOf course there is Sasquatch in Great Britain. But they spell it:
ReplyDeleteBiggefoote