Myakka Florida "Skunk Ape" Was Ejected Off Park By Rangers Yesterday? (Updated)

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We just received word from Stacy Brown Jr. in Myakka Florida, that our coverage on the Skunk ape story may have presented an opportunity for pranksters to interfere with his investigation. Yesterday, a park ranger reportedly chased of a man wearing a Bigfoot costume. Apparently, the man was holding up traffic, causing a scene a few miles from where the original sighting took place. It's unclear whether this same person is responsible for the previous Skunk ape sighting or just an opportunist looking for media attention.

Brown tells us his investigation has yielded some important important such as the creature's height and stride and the size of the tracks he found is much bigger than a man's. We're expecting a live update from Brown any moment now and we'll be adding the embedded video below:

[Live Feed Update Below]

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:31:00 AM PDT

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:44:00 AM PDT

      Bigfoot Evidence what do you think?

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    2. Chewbacca Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:45:00 PM PDT

      My Dearest Matilda ,
      I was waiting for the perfect time to do this....and to finally bring the BF community together.....

      Will you marry me and make me the happiest Wookiee in the world...my love..

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    3. Chewbacca Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:55:00 PM PDT

      I have our wedding day all planned. First you will be whisked away by the bigfoot chicks. I hired Fasano as your chauffeur driver. As you arrive at the local motel 6, you can put on the dress Rictor designed for you. I hired Lebus and the Hells Angels for security.
      For music we have Rush and that ukulele chick. Videographers will be Timbergiant, squatchmaster and Joe Black....redchun on choreography.....Matt moneymaker is baking our cake and Bobo is supplying party favors that can be smoke through Sassy Glassies glass pipes...

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:00:00 PM PDT

      LOL. An anonymous first is kinda pointless.

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    5. Chewbacca Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:01:00 PM PDT

      MK Davis will do final edit of the video and I am sure team taser will break it down for you....that little goofy guy will be in charge of the guest book....
      After the wedding we will retire to our suite. I hired some gay dude to play flute and talk in Ancient Spanish while we make love.....Matilda I want this to be the best day of your life my love....

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    6. Chewbacca Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:02:00 PM PDT

      Bachelor Party in Vegas!!!!!!!!

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    7. Chewbacca Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:10:00 PM PDT

      Of course you need to get checked out by Dr. Meldrum first...

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:26:00 PM PDT

      I'll go we if Bobo needs any help

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    9. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:33:00 PM PDT

      I heard that Renea and patty want to throw the bachelorette party in Vegas also. Don't worry your dear sweet Matilda ill be in my or I meen very good hands.

      Plenty of booze, extescey and the Squatch and Dale dancers. I am so excited or I meen happy for you

      Patricia

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    10. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:46:00 PM PDT

      Hey Chabaccrab, If we shave your ass, will you walk backwards? Matilda did, bent over too. What about The cheese Bugar Mayor? Aint he the front runner for her furry hand any more, since jill choked on a cold dog?

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    11. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:58:00 PM PDT

      What's a CHABACCRAB?

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    12. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:08:00 PM PDT

      Chewy, 'Closer to the Heart' would be a wonderful song for the wedding. Wish you two lovebirds the best!

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    13. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Oh, and to Anon 1:00, an anon first changed my life. Every moment is now filled with supreme awesomeness.

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  2. Mickey VaderSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:31:00 AM PDT

    Does it matter......


    ...If I'm first?

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    1. Mickey VaderSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:33:00 AM PDT

      Anyhow... Uncle Charlie was peed. He was kicked out of the park just as he was about to make contact with a skunk ape.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

      Double tragedy. PWNED on firsting and foiled on sassy evidence. Brutal.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:21:00 PM PDT

      PWNED ?

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:33:00 AM PDT

    of course

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:39:00 AM PDT

    So if i'm following correctly....the skunk apes (were their 2 of them or just 1?)

    were hunting deer in broad day light in the middle of an open field

    is this common behavior for Skunk Apes because if it was, how come people don't see this sort of thing more often?

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

      Yesterday multiple witnesses were videotaped observing nothing-that is exactly what often happens-nothing. It all fits... I like it....

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:57:00 PM PDT

      (Ken).. Hey brother, has anyone confirmed nothing yet?lol. I'm watching your reports my friend keep them coming.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 3:29:00 PM PDT

      I am not the nothing guy Ken, just another fan of nothing....

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:46:00 PM PDT

      There was something odd going on with the skunk apes. That's why the rangers down there are all nervous with the investigators around. They know these creatures are unpredictable, and not afraid of man!

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    5. Tim FatsanoSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:47:00 PM PDT

      Multiple witnesses were videotaping and photographing nothing and they all liked it.

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:42:00 AM PDT

    [Live Feed Update Below]

    * Nothing here yet



    I LIKE IT! :)

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 11:43:00 AM PDT

    just an opportunist looking for media attention....was the man in costume lindsay?

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:02:00 PM PDT

      (Ken).. These kind of people are either very brave or crazy or in my humble opinion, both. Wait and see, someone will die pulling one of these stunts. Here in the South, we shoot before asking why you've decided to come on our property to scare our families. That's just insane friends. I pray nobody comes around here like that. I'm afraid the media attention will end up being that of a funeral when all is said and done.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:41:00 PM PDT

      Yes going to happen. In the South probably correct.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:42:00 PM PDT

      If it happens, it will stop some of the bullshit. Sorry.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:35:00 PM PDT

      You tell them brother Ken man. Smoke a few Hoaxers and keep it real man, out.

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 2:23:00 PM PDT

      I think it's already happened. Some guy in a bigfoot costume shot and killed recently. Had a wife and kid. I feel bad for the family, but he was asking for it.

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    6. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 2:25:00 PM PDT

      When it happens I hope the local DA calls Meldrum,Ketchum,ect.. to the stand and forces them to admit this is all bullshit.

      Yeah think about that you idiot footers. A university professor is willing to risk peoples lives so he can make a few bucks off of books about a magic monkey.

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    7. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 2:30:00 PM PDT

      Ummm, I believe the blame would fall squarely on the individual who put the suit on. Not the people who manufactured the suit.

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

      Shoot first, ask questions later.

      - Justin Smeja

      Delete
  7. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:08:00 PM PDT

    No way man, that was a real sasquatch. COVER UP FROM THE MIB

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:48:00 PM PDT

      Making fun of the possibility there is a coverup is why the proof will never come forward. People simply have no idea, and do dumb things with their evidence, and it is made to disappear. Believe it.

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:09:00 PM PDT

    I might head over there for some fishing. It's a beautiful park

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:19:00 PM PDT

    First kt

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  10. UnknownSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:20:00 PM PDT

    'Brown tells us his investigation has yielded some important important'

    Thank you Shawn Important.

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:25:00 PM PDT

    A park ranger wouldn't tell you the truth. Misinformation

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:54:00 PM PDT

      It was a park ranger in the suit. they want everybody gone. So make them think Hoax. Take that mouthy little Minx into the saw grass in her lil uniform, she'll talk. Spank her lil buns for her boys, she needs some media attention to the crack of her ass.

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  12. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:39:00 PM PDT

    (Ken).. Chased A guy in a suit like that, and in brush, why not catch him and fine him for causing a public disturbance. Surely they caught the guy. How fast could he be 3 miles per hour for about 30 feet?

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  13. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:41:00 PM PDT

    Geeze, does anyone proof read these stories before posting? There's no emergency here. All the hoaxes can wait an extra five minutes.

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  14. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:58:00 PM PDT

    How much attention is this sighting going to get? I've seen way better videos of blobsquatch. Why are they focusing that much attention on this? Oh I forgot, Tim fasano is in heat and the male skunk apes are exposing themselves to Timmy so they can funk his skunk ass!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:30:00 PM PDT

      Nope Timmy got bred earlier, the Apes are hard for Biscardi. It's Biscardi season again, remember, April fool and all Biscardi yea you got it now.

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  15. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:16:00 PM PDT

    The Knower here,
    Tontar did NOT hoax the Elbe Tracks... It was actually one of the team that investigated it;)

    Regarding this particular "Skunk Ape".

    Its not real and is a hoax.

    Best Wishes,
    The Knower.

    Ps last post here for a while. Anyone saying they're me, is not.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:27:00 PM PDT

      WHERE'S THE SUIT? LIAR!!!!!

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:51:00 PM PDT

      Knower, before you go can you tell us if we will get nothing in 2013? There is a commenter here who is really into nothing..as we all are..exciting times....

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 3:45:00 PM PDT

      First rule of BE the knower is the blower
      A public service announcement

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    4. The KnowerSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 9:49:00 PM PDT

      The Knower here,
      For 2013 it gets even better, I'm happy to say that you will be getting much more of nothing and you'll still like it.

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    5. AnonymousSunday, March 17, 2013 at 5:46:00 AM PDT

      The Knower here,
      One last post.
      1:27 The PGF suit is located in the house of Al Deatleys son.

      Your's Truly,
      The Knower

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  16. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:23:00 PM PDT

    proof there is no skunk ape, just skunk bud down in fla!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. DWASaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


    Stank Ape was the person in the suit.
    Him and his butt buddy Tontar 'The Turd Invader' had this planned for months.

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  18. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 3:27:00 PM PDT

    Fricking Fasano. Has to be a part of everything

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  19. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 5:19:00 PM PDT

    Lucky he wasn't shot. Just wait.

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  20. AnonymousSunday, March 17, 2013 at 3:25:00 PM PDT

    The whole thing is a crock. Spent the last two days there and can verify the sighting is total BS. What do you expect from the 2 main Bullshit artist in Florida.

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  22. AnonymousThursday, August 22, 2013 at 11:49:00 AM PDT

    I saw a Big foot once, it was so tall, he hit his head on the Moon!

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