Harass Bigfoot And Get Up To 10 Years In Prison


Did you know you could be fined up to $100,000 and face prison time for harassing Bigfoot in Washington? Awesome, right? Check out this infographic to see what other unusual and bizarre stuff you can get in trouble for in America:

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    1. Ive been tracking nothing for 25 years.

      Theres nothing on the hill!

      I do think theres nothing in these woods!

      I know what you saw, you know what you saw, you saw nothing, and you liked it, welcome to the club.

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    3. moneymaker should be fined

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    1. H. Tuesday just for laughs google Austrailian Blob fish. Check images. Is this not the most unusual human looking thing you have ever seen?

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    2. *you* could of told me Daddy...tears, tears ,depression...jump off cliff...end of.

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    3. Does your sister have the same eyes as you?

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    4. Nope. Hers are blacker and much more runnier.

      MMG

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    5. Bearking here. One time I harassed Ralph macchio cuz I thought he was rimming my hero Mr. Miyagi! I waxed his ass with Gerbie gook! Whack on whack off you closet homo! I need miyagi for my pogo stick!

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    1. You will always be my number 1 Jill

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    2. You are just saying that because I'm grilling steak and drinking brandy

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    3. I heated up some easy mac and a frozen burrito. Got some flat Mountain Dew. Call me!

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    4. Jill, do you find the unwashed, unshaven, and anorexic look of Stacy Brown, Jr. hawt? I'm thinking it might get me more sexy time but I am having trouble ditching the double-stuff Oreos.

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    5. What's wrong with double-stuffed oreos?

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    6. Nothin unless you eat them by the package in one sitting.

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    7. NOTHING! That's the problem. I can skip my weekly shower, not shaving is delightful, but getting that borderline-starvation-need-gravy-and-pork-chop look... that's my problem.

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  4. I repost this question

    Has anyone ever heard a couple of Bigfeet farting, instead of knocking, to each other?

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    1. very interesting question indeed. I think Bobo is the right person to answer, he's very knowledgable about farting

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    2. And Barackman is knowledgable about fart knocking.

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    3. I don't wanna talk with Bobo. He's pretty scary.

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    4. Ah-ha! Damn Bigfeet!!! That's how they communicate remaining hidden, how can you distinguish animal's farts?

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    5. I wanna see Bobo farting on sunday's last episode of Finding Snatsquatches!

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    6. You'll see nothing and like it.

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    7. Bigfoots lay down some brutal farts but they are always silent/deadly.

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    8. At work today I had to speak to one my staff as they were 'breaking wind' or as described by another 'doing poop ghosts'.

      The smell was deeply unpleasant. A girl was complaining that the odour was clinging to her clothes.

      Wonder what kind of advice I'll receive from our HR department on this one.

      MMG

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  5. Oh come on it's just too easy to troll this, come on footers, commit more!

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    1. You can not troll bigfooters.

      They troll themselves by believing in a mythical creature.

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    2. Don't think they know this

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    3. Trolls are a type of little people.

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    4. At least they are real!

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  6. It is illegal to harass an Austrailian Blob fish during spawning season.

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  7. I Harassed a Sheepsquatch once and it was not frowned upon.

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    1. I stalk feminine-looking jersey devils like it's my business.

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  8. fuck that I wanna shoot and kill a sasquatch

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    1. You will shoot and kill nothing and like it.

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    2. Actually he will probably kill some poor person in flannel and Wranglers.

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  9. im looking forward to randles biscardi-esque performance next week making up stories to promote bigfoot

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    1. Does he come on before the alien segment or after the ghost stories?
      I want to time it right, and not have to sit through fake ass bullshit that only gullible fools take seriously...

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  10. I thought I told you freaks to leave my husband alone! Harassing him like he's someone's bitch.

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  11. I Hairyassed a Sasquatch in Washington once but that's a little different...and it was consensual.

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  12. I wanna have a pelt made from a squatch. Please kill him.

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    1. Sicko! You will get nothing and you will like it.

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    2. I import mediocre quality Orang Pendek fur from the Asia.

      Anyone interested?

      MMG

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  13. Have you ever pulled your peepee out and stuck it in a fan to stop it and right when the tip goes flying off you think that maybe it wasn't such a great idea?

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    1. Yep, but I use it to my advantage as an ice-breaker in casual conversation.

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    2. Thanks.I didn't even think.I just act before I think.

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    3. That's ok. Keep it up and one day you might shoot some guy in a hooded sweatshirt.

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  14. it also should be illegal to waste people's time by creating hoaxes about bigfoot. I say we bring back tar and feathering people . There is a danger that those tar and feathered may be reported as a bigfoot sighting.

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    1. well since 100% of bigfootery is hoaxes, misinformation, scams, and other circus shows that you would expect from a mythical creature then that's a lot of tar and feathers needed.

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    2. Tar and Feathered people are a type of people.

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    3. Jokes aside, I agree. As CGI becomes more readily-available, hoaxes will definitely increase and become even more of a nuisance and danger.

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    4. Please sign my 'Hang a Hoaxer' petition.

      Thank You.

      MMG

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    5. You couldn't CGI your way out of a wet paper auto.

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    6. Any NDAs that goes with the petition?

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    7. maybe tar and feathering is a bit cruel. We need the tar for fixing potholes. mollasses and feathering is a much more humane punishment

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  15. I know what you saw, you know what you saw, you saw nothing and liked it!

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  16. Those 'Messin' With Sasquatch' guys are looking at hard time.

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    1. Oh shut up. We all know that's not real.

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    2. They Damn sure are. Taterholes will inevitably be violated.

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    3. It looks more real than anything released as evidence in the last 60 years.

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  18. I'm starting to think the odds of Sasquatch being real are greater than the odds of any real females posting on here. I could be wrong, but I'm usually not.

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  19. What happens if you corn hole a bigfoot?

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    1. you get mud helmet and lethal injection?

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    1. Dick Ryder is the asshole you need to be talking to.

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  21. Saw a bigfoot shootin hoops today. I shit you not.

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  22. Two verified chicks and their avatars are a psycho nun and a pet dog...gay...

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  23. BREAKING NEWS -
    Man gets fined $100,000 & faces 10 years in prison for harassing a Sasquatch in Washington State -
    - and The Judge has this to say about his decision on this matter.......

    Hahaha c' mon man!!

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  24. It is illegal mess with a squatch or tempt them with any jack links beef jerky

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  25. Would LOVE to see them try and prosecute that shit. hahahah. so funny man ;)

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  26. The title on it "You Have the Right To Remain Stupid" sums it up perfectly. Great title for a bigfoot site.

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  27. Who's stupid enough to tell authorities that they harassed a Bigfoot. Lets create laws like this until we can actually fucking find one. As far as I know the whole crew of Finding Bigfoot harassed Bigfoot's in the area when they supposedly heard them.

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