Breakdown: Russian Government Films Cloaked Bigfoot


In this video Michael Merchant discusses the cloaked Bigfoot footage the Russians filmed using camera from a cereal box.

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  2. It looks like a double exposure since the wind effect's are not consistent on the video.

    On things for sure, it's not a bear and it's not a turkey :O

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  4. Nice job rush. You are on a roll my man.

    MMH

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    1. Thanks MMH or MMG or ??

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    2. If all you MM's are from Mid Michigan then lets get together and go Squatching.
      Bring the wives and kids

      MMC

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    3. MSG gives you the poops

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    4. This is getting confusing. I'm changing my name to Billy-Bob.

      MMG

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  5. In Russia every box of cereal has camera watching you

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    1. And they make you wait in a fucking line for it.

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  6. Michael, your voice is cracking. Puberty is a bitch, isn't it?

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  7. I love it when he says it "looks like a bigfoot" but he makes fun of everyone who says they've seen one. He hasn't seen one that's for sure. Dumbass.

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  8. When Bigfoot is not fully in man's dimension, you can partially see through them as the video shows. Or they can become completely invisible.

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    1. To be more specific, if we use the 4th dimension nomenclature arrived at by at least two separate sets of scientists in about 1968 and in 1975, then the partially see through Bigfoot would exist in the subdimensions that are nearby to the OT subdimension that represents man's 4th dimensional presence. Bigfoot has favorite subdimensions that are mostly invisible, that they prefer to exist in. Assuming they weigh say 600 lbs in man's dimension, in the first favorite removed invisible subdimension from man's dimension, they could weigh in the 400 lb range and make a substantial foot stomping noise and can push over trees. In the second favorite removed subdimension, they might weigh in the vicinity of 50 lbs, and make no more noise than a deer moving through brush. In the third favorite removed subdimension, they would weigh only a few ounces, and only occassionally break twigs while moving through heavy brush. They would make no brush snapping sounds while moving through heavy brush in the third removed subdimension. This would be by far their favorite invisible subdimension. Beyond the 3rd, they are weightless and can float, but may have problems propelling themselves. Subdimensions exist between the ones I have described. I believe that they would have to exist in the same subdimension, in order to see another Bigfoot as fully solid to them. The partially visible Bigfoot in the video, would be likely be uncommon, and could represent a subdimension somewhere between the OT position and the first favorite removed subdimension. There are an infinite number of subdimensions to the 4th dimension, similar to an infinite number of radio frequencies, because the bandwidth is not defined. The above is a result of my knowledge of scientific theories taught under a Congressional study to school kids, that were the result of laboratory observations of several live specimens, and a result of my breaking it down further to explain my thousands of field observations, for which I have been unable to arrive at an alternate explanation.

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    2. I cant propel myself to the bathroom when I feel weightless. I just pee myself and wake up on the floor-true story...

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  11. So bigfoot has cloaking ability?
    You guys have totally lost it.

    I think the real answer is just something you refuse to accept. Bigfoot is faster, smarter, and better camouflaged than the footies trying to find him.

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