Breakdown: Ohio Grassman Footage

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Is this the Ohio Grassman? Why does it move so slow and why can't people catch it? Michael Merchant breaks it down for us:

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  1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 12:27:00 AM PDT

    Oh, for goodness sakes!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:55:00 AM PDT

      I think it was hoaxers doing grass that made this.

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    2. rushferlifeMonday, March 25, 2013 at 6:18:00 AM PDT

      Yeah, the Ohio grassman in these neck of the woods is just my neighbor who is the go to guy for the good green :)

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:08:00 AM PDT

      MERCHANT YOUR A FOOKIN COCK THATS THE WORST RESOLUTION IVE SEEN ON THAT FOOTAGE - A BIOLOGIST HA !! THIS WEBSITE HAS GONE TO TURKEY

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    4. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 9:21:00 AM PDT

      Lol wtf? need some tissues for your issues anon 8:08

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  2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 12:31:00 AM PDT

    No first :(

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 3:23:00 PM PDT

      No biggy. The firsters are losers anyway.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 12:33:00 AM PDT

    Guy in a bee suit

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:01:00 AM PDT

      I think its merchant stumbling arout after he found some mushrooms

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 3:49:00 AM PDT

      Or when he's off his meds

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 3:57:00 AM PDT

      Or, that's what Bigfoot wants you to think.

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    4. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:05:00 AM PDT

      I wish it was MerCunt out there, I would come up and shove his nose out his ass. I'm sorry Shawn but this sKid mark does not believe in the existence of BF so why do you let him breakem down? I have seen plenty of vids that make you say WTF, He is not even funny, let me host breakdowns for one day and I promise you'll get a lot more click for your buck.
      Yes I'm mad Bro
      Squatch Nuts

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    5. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:15:00 AM PDT

      How sweet, a fan!

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  4. HMonday, March 25, 2013 at 12:54:00 AM PDT

    feck.

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  5. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 1:11:00 AM PDT

    Squatch with a bad case of jock itch

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  6. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 1:29:00 AM PDT

    And the Michael Merchant youtube revenue stream project continues into 2013. I guess the atheism stuff and debates about white massacre theory just wasn't cutting it back in the day.

    You really have to question how much thought goes into these when he pumps them out as fast as he does.

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    1. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:45:00 AM PDT

      How does this revenue stream work I would like free money for you tube videos

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  7. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:17:00 AM PDT

    Eighth

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  8. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:28:00 AM PDT

    First No one called it

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  9. melMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:31:00 AM PDT

    About a month ago, I commented on the impressive amount of evidence on this blog. Well, I am done reading through it all (well, most of the main articles) and frankly, I am amazed this being has not been proven to be an existing species!
    The evidence on this blog is overwhelming! Thanks to the owner, but I am going over to check out a site called bigfoot forum.

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    1. HMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:39:00 AM PDT

      I don't know if your being sarcastic or not but what the hell i'm drunk at 9am...

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:02:00 AM PDT

      Jeeze..take it easy. Don't let the sound of bigfoot drive you crazy..

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    3. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:47:00 AM PDT

      H is also livin the dream as much as any firster wooooooo wooooooooo
      Diamonds and guns

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  10. Mr. SarcasticMonday, March 25, 2013 at 2:51:00 AM PDT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziH9St7ajuw

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  11. kokaneeMonday, March 25, 2013 at 3:20:00 AM PDT

    Did anyone see its penis swaying? It was swaying a little to the left!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:47:00 AM PDT

      A rare and wonderous thing.

      The Grassman's pee pee.

      MMG

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  12. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:18:00 AM PDT

    They get Old like every single thing on Earth! This may just be on old one or it got hit by a car and crippled somewhere in it's life! Or it could just be a plain old fake!

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  13. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:20:00 AM PDT

    Is that a hat or a bird on its head?

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  14. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:53:00 AM PDT

    Can you say monkey suit? This is so fake that it's laughable. Yet another in a long line of hoaxes.

    Will someone ever come up with in focus footage?

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  15. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 5:13:00 AM PDT

    We enhanced it... it got more blurry.
    :)

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  16. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 5:34:00 AM PDT

    Noteventryingfoot

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  17. hoodiesquatchMonday, March 25, 2013 at 5:41:00 AM PDT

    Moneymaker: "That will probably find us some virgins."

    Barrackman: "I think I might know the right place!"

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:38:00 AM PDT

      I know were G Money can find a virgin to Penis
      Renae

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:41:00 AM PDT

      He got that Virgin idea from lookin in the mirror and Honey Bo Bo
      Sq N

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  18. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 6:32:00 AM PDT

    This guy thinks he's a biologist?

    This behavior has been well documented here at the East Central office of the Cenral Southwest Chapter of the Ohio Grassman Conservatory.

    Like the precocious killdeer, the grassbitch will often feign injury to lure predators/cryptozoologists away from their young.

    The West Central office of the Central Southwest Chapter of the OGC has also reported that sometimes packs of younger grassmen will use a decoy like this to distract attention while the other members of their mosh steal food/coolers/babies.

    This April expect our full report on "The Human Mimickry of the Grass People", in which we release groundbreaking recordings of their vocalizations as they taunted, bullied and actually chased our investigators out of Sycamore State Park.

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  19. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 6:42:00 AM PDT

    and merchant chooses a breakdown on an onvious,what a shock. he is so witty

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:17:00 AM PDT

      You are soooo much better at this wit thing.

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  20. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 6:43:00 AM PDT

    er,"obvious fake"! damn coffee sticky keys

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  21. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:00:00 AM PDT

    So easy. Since bigfoot does not exist (take anthropology 101) its a person in a suit.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:03:00 AM PDT

      ^
      Do you pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature. ?

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:22:00 AM PDT

      I don't think there is enough info in a 100 level physical anthropology class to conclude bigfoot does not exist. Also, it may be not be in the homo line, which is the focus of anthropology...

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 3:27:00 PM PDT

      LOL. As if anthropology has never been wrong in the past.

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  22. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:46:00 AM PDT

    What the hell is wrong with you people? Shawn keeps lobbing us these softballs that you should be cranking out of the park!

    Are you all experiencing that Monday morning, post-Binding Figboot depression that comes when your four clown-heroes find absolutely nothing?

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    1. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:55:00 AM PDT

      Yes yes I am. There's a Bigfoot under my bed. Ahhhhhhhhhh! I know what I saw bobo knows what I saw. And I'm part of the club now he said.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 7:59:00 AM PDT

      I'm really interested in nothing. As a nothing researcher, I think Finding Nothing helps bring in more people to the awareness of nothing. If the show could get one kid interested in nothing, then I'm going to vacuum my lawn.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:12:00 AM PDT

      Amen. There really is much that can be learned from nothing. In the near future applied nothing will be the foundation of technology.

      Sadly, our American kids are falling behind the Japanese children when it comes to nothing. I just hope nobody does nothing about it..

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    4. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:20:00 AM PDT

      Yes I agree nothing is very important as it is what makes up 90 percent of dark matter it is also a very important aspect of anti matter I am so glad we can have a civilized discussion on nothing the world has truly come a long way

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    5. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:26:00 AM PDT

      ..lol.."The Worlds only 24/7 Nothing Blog: Encouraging Readers to Draw Nothing(and like it) From Nothing"..

      Delete
    6. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:31:00 AM PDT

      I don't just like nothing I love it lol

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    7. UnknownMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:41:00 AM PDT

      Hey is anyone else going to the myakka expedition?

      Delete
  23. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:24:00 AM PDT

    The Blurry Hand of Bindernagel!!

    --------------------------------------------------->>

    MMG

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  24. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:24:00 AM PDT

    I saw the Proebst talk show clip with Cliff, Renae, and Bobo discussing the PG film. That guy really got Bobo pissed off and kept pushing his buttons. I thought Bobo was going to go all Travis chimpshit on him and rip off his face.

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  25. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:48:00 AM PDT

    Bo Bo will beat your ass then probably eat it with a case of Shaeffer light.

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  26. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 8:59:00 AM PDT

    The above subject has the same bunched up hair/grass thingy going on, on it's shoulders, that Dyer's Tent Video Sasquatch has. Maybe these two were separated at birth and now they are electronically rejoined on the human internet. Or perhaps they have the same costume maker, who could not make a living knitting wool sweaters for pets.

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  27. Alpha DogMonday, March 25, 2013 at 9:27:00 AM PDT

    I will put our Ohio Grassman up against all the badest Bigfoots in all regions of NA.

    This on will not be our entry.

    Chuck

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  28. AnonymousMonday, March 25, 2013 at 4:10:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot looks like hes trying to make a phone call, amazing how well this species has evolved.

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