The Falcon Project: The Most Penetrating Search For Sasquatch Coming To Seattle, March 30th
Next month in Seattle Washington, hear the experts present the evidence motivating the most ambition project to search for the elusive North American primate from the air, using the latest in aerial surveillance technologies. William Barnes, the project manager for the Falcon and Dr. Jeff Meldrum of Idaho State University are currently in the process of getting funding for an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment. On March 30th, Dr. Meldrum an a host of prominent speakers are scheduled to discuss this ambitious project to prove Bigfoot once and for all. Here's the list of speakers if you're interested:
First bitches
ReplyDeleteIt seems like a lot of people are obsessed with this Mulder guy.
DeleteHe participates in debates from the advocates side on Rand and JREF(I myself just read them).
DeleteHe is a very good writer but is so non-critical of the evidence and of the well-known footers that he comes across as a publicist protecting a brand. Jut my opinion, of course.
....s/b Rand and BFF(Rand and JREF are the same forum)
DeleteAnon 4:15 I had no idea who he was but kept reading references to him here so I went over to the BFF and began reading some of his posts. He is a Bigfoot advocate, a firm believer in the Ketchum study and seems highly suspicious of scientists who are not sympathetic to the possibly of Bigfoot's existence. His posts do come across as pompous and arrogant and I now understand why he seems to be such a favorite target of posters here. There seems to be a number of posters over there who disagree with him as well.
DeleteTrue. Check out the exchanges between him and Kitakaze in the "Ray Wallace Hoaxing and PGF". He is also staunch believer in the Blue Creek and Onion Creek Mountain tracks. There was vintage footage of John Green checking them out posted here last week, btw.
DeleteI'm really, really, REALLY not an internet grammar policeman, but the writing from the owner(s) of this blog has been really terrible, especially lately. Really. From this post alone...
Delete"Next month in Seattle Washington, hear the experts present the evidence motivating the most ambition project to search for the elusive North American primate"
"Dr. Meldrum an a host of prominent speakers are scheduled..."
First to lick my bigfoot nuts
ReplyDeleteIf this article is correct, Daddy has some bigfoot bucks for me!
ReplyDeletePenetrating? Are they going to fly that balloon through Seattle with a dildo strapped to the front of it and start dive bombing innocent taterholes? Watch out, its a tater guided missile!
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty lame.
DeleteNo, actually it was pretty damn funny.
DeleteI get tired of providing all of the comedy for this blog. It's nice to see someone else step up and entertain.
Well then bend over and take one for the team.
DeleteLike a giant dildo crushing the sun
DeleteThat's why
I pay no mind
Sleep in slime
I just got signed
We actually have a abundance of giant dildo's in Seattle all ready. I suppose one more can not hurt. It might be nice to see one do something other than suck at driving and need a shower and haircut...
DeleteA seminar on the tech specs of the project would have been really handy a few months ago before they launched their failed Kickstarter fundraising project. They included a bunch of info in that project description but from the comments I've heard around the net I guess not many people read it. There certainly wasn't many people supporting the project.
ReplyDeleteHere's the link if people want to read about what their tech is capable of:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/205499424/the-falcon-project
Stating that there wasn't many people supporting the project is an understatement. It was launched on Kickstarter on Dec 7, last year and ended on Jan 25. Out of $355.000 goal they managed to get pledges of $11,865 from 37 backers (one of which gave $10,000 alone). I think their glowing portrayal of it's functionality may be a bit to optimistic as well. To be frank I doubt this will ever come to fruition. Sure is pretty in the pictures though.
DeleteI was genuinely surprised that there weren't at least 500 more Footers willing to throw in $10 each or at least $1, especially since Dr M seems to be the current cryptid olden child. 37 backers is a strangely low number.
DeleteI'm guessing their PR campaign for the fundraiser was pretty shitty and I'm predicting that they'll start over at some point with a more aggressive media presence.
*golden child
DeleteDamn these clumsy BF-like paws of mine. >:(
By the time they begin construction the same blimp is gonna cost 600,000 because inflation
Deletemaybe it has no backing because people know Meldrum is a fraud.
DeleteUnder the Obama administration, they may be able to apply for a bail-out and receive all the money they could ever want. If they find sasquatch, the Obama administration will require that the entire species be immediately placed on welfare with an abundance of foodstamps, a medical card and free dental. Soon ol biggy' will be struttin' around with his free government cell-phone (so he can use it to look for "employment") and lay up all night on his free government paid internet (used to find employment too). Before too long, the entire species will be morbidly obese and refusing to get up, move around, be active, etc. The entire lot of them will all die of heart failure from type 2 diabeties. There will actually be no bigfoots left and somehow the Obamaborgs will find a way to blame them ol' bible thumpin, gun totin' Republicans.
DeleteIf they're not charging admission (there is zero chance I would pay to attend something of this nature), then I may show up to ask Randles some hard hitting questions about the Ketchum debacle. I'll also get to the bottom of his absurd claim to be able to hike 50 miles a day in the wilderness.
ReplyDeleteHenry has been trying to mount this guy for years
DeleteYour going to try to test his Stamina in other words? Maybe you can challang him to a hiking compatition? Do you think the hard hitting questions will throw him off guard? Well... Because if you can throw him off for just a few seconds this would be a great time to mount him! If he can hike that far I bet he is strong and I can get a good ride, my names Henry so let me know, thanks
DeleteOh Henry please !! For fucks sake you can't just go around and plan how to mount everybody in the Bigfoot community, your starting to scare some people! Why don't you try something more constructive and try to mount a Sasquatch, and at the same time get it on film!
DeleteShaun you need to post Henry's Bigfoot cast collection video on YouTube here, all the casts are broken, it's funny-I think the guy knows some things about Sasquatch
DeleteSeems to me I remember on this very blog Derek said he NEVER hiked 50 miles in a day. Some person made the 50 mile claim statement, but it was not Derek. I am sure you could asked Shawn to find it. It was another BS claim by someone who had nothing better to do than make shit up.
DeleteI saw that too, Jim. Someone made the claim on his behalf and Randles himself said it was an exaggeration. Might not be much of one, given the fractal nature of the forest terrain: 10 miles on the map could be 20 miles on the legs.
DeleteI'm wondering what to buy Randles for his birthday ... Oh, I know ! ...
Delete(wait for it)
Bear steak on Melba toast.
I had a chicken with a thermal camera attached to it's belly. It took me five years to properly train this chicken, but the benefits have been rewarding. I controlled it's flight pattern with a hand clicker. I could cover hundreds of acres in a very short period of time and have gotten some impressive results.
DeleteBut alas, I should have trained the chicken to fly at a higher altitude. Last week, we were doing some recon work and she was flying back over an area where she got a hot bipedal hit. She came in low, to get a better shot. I was watching my remote viewer, when suddenly this huge hairy hand appears out of nowhere.
Next thing I know, the screen went black. I hiked to the area where the chicken was last spotted and all I found were feathers and a camera that was smashed the fuck up.
All is not in vain though. I have learned from my mistakes and am now in the process of training chicken cam 2.0.
I look forward to giving a full report.
ANON 2:43 PLEASE WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE SO YOU CAN STOP POSTING OLD TIRED QUOTES FROM FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS IT MAY HAVE BEEN FUNNY 12 YRS AGO BUT NOT ANYMORE THANK YOU
DeleteI laughed
DeleteThe post was funny for fucks sakes is just old
DeleteNever quoted anything from that movie? I mean WTF?
Deletewhy? spending thousands upon thousabds of $ chasing a myth. i hope its being paid for by some rich crank[who still should be putting his cash to better use].
ReplyDeleteThis [as we all know] willcome back with no pictorial evidence of BF,be told by peeps on here that they knew there was a drone above and hid,just like they know there is trail cams and people with cameras etc....lol
It bet a blobsquatch thats a tree stump etc... will be claimed as a BF
surely,decades later and know smokin gun film /bones/body.HD film etc etc... found , that rational people[even for americans]] face the facts. there isnt 10ft 600pd apemen strolling about North America.
the guy who said this site is a human bahavioural experts dream was right! why in this age of sophistication mentaly, technologicly etc... with ZERO evidence, do people think these animals/hybrid humans live nto them undetected. in backgardens,indian reservations ,pars,campsites etc...
squatchmaster.fasano et al[who im sure started of with best intentions] etc... are all no w just hoaxers as the admit too. yes they gave some ropey excuse for doing it
'finding bigfoot' progrmme is a joke. this series is the worst ever,when experience they now have ,should have been the best! their circus they take into the woods would struggle to find a squirrel never mind a bigfoot.
time for reality check people
the only doubt i have ,isnt scientific, is the handful of credible witnessess, since im not one of them its no big dilema for me. that said a policeman or ratonal person saying a 8ft apeman stood right in front of them is ompelling but SURELY there would be HD photos/film, trail cams etc...not all these blob squatches and illusions and hoaxes. i wouldnt even discuss p/g film. that was taken by a dubious character,not gimlin[although heis complisant in some way, as he had a gun so couldnt have known nothng ,thats too much a chance for the guy in the suit]. all this talk of proportions of animal, a suit couldnt have been made at that time etc... is nonsense. it cant be ignore Patterson drew a female squatch a time beforehand then goes and films the EXACT anmal[ million to 1 shot], he shared a film studion with 'planet of the apes[im not stupid bt surely part of that along with the animal pelts a hunter would have would give you a suit that would fool a primitive shay camera]. he was of dubious character ie a chancer whod do andown on his luck and facing the can if he didnt film a bF. that is stupid,chances he stumbled across a female bf out in the open like t cannot be ignored, so aything a guy ,who would do anyting 4 a buck and facing being canned. so
simply hoaxe it with his hick friends. no biggie for me!seems very obvious
if it were true why is there know p/g 2 film. there isnt its allhoaxes and shadows etc....showdy figures running bout. surely the biggest believer has to ask ,where is the evidence after 50 years since p/g!
americans[sorry dont want to throw you all into the amererican family. two of which ive been'squatching' with 3 xdid want to find out 4 myself,so have spent 3 weekend in washingtons forests like an idiot][yes , the rest laugh at them ,as theyve found zip]
hmmmm
rant over. i want be
ps.meant to read 'rant over. i want be back to hear the usual witless irational comeback that have no basis in facts. ive asked for a few months for alink to the footage that makes you all believe so much.suprise suprise all igot was the sual youtube bf researchers shit. zzzzzzzzzz
DeleteIf someone or some people are willing to spend the money that's all that really counts.
DeleteIt's not just Americans who have wacky ideas. You could say the same of a lot of different countries, it is just what ideas they formulate that differ.
DeleteWhy spend all your time ranting about something you don't believe in where you could spend time on something productive Moron! Take your own fucking advice you ragging hipocrite! Time=money. I find it hilarious to read moronic posts from idiots like anon 2:13 telling people to quit wasting their own money and time in something they enjoy yet this fuctard spends time ranting about something that makes him miserable and bitter about something he doesn't believe in. True Dipshit!
DeleteYou mad bro
ReplyDeleteThat's my line, Bro!
DeleteIt's been worn out, come on be be original.
DeleteYou mad bro
DeleteNot mad bro just fed up with Morons!
Deleteanon 2:13-fuck off you english twat.
ReplyDeleteWhat experts ? I suppose I can claim I am an Expert myself ? How do you think you can Sneak up on something that can transverse between dimensions almost at will in man made machine that hums ? Even us dumb humans can hear this machine from a distance and somehow you (experts)think a animal smarter than humans will not hear this from miles around ? How can you be that St___d ?
ReplyDeleteYou can't sneak up on them, but they will sometimes let you see them. You have to be chosen by them, which is an honor in itself.
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ReplyDeleteThanks from "Anonymous" Saturday, February 2, 2013 at 1:34:00 AM PST. for the link "http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/205499424/the-falcon-project"
ReplyDeleteAfter I read the article I realized it is Not the Experts money that is funding the disillusion project but "pledgers" and they get gifts for pledging depending on how much they pledge ? So basically they are buying junk that they could purchase themselves off of the Internet ? I would like to know How much of their personal money is funding this so called project of theirs ? I am sure that "Jeff Meldrum" and "William Barnes " are Great people but I just do not understand what they think they are going to find from above vs "on the ground" ? I am sure there are better ways to spend money than to float in the air in some type of contraption. (Do you honestly think they "Sasquatch" is going to stop in the open and wave at you or possibly hide from another man made device) ?
Can someone explain why Everyone is afraid to list (post) their real names when posting on this forum ? Everyone is called "Anonymous" !
You can't call people taterholes, gay, moron, etc, if you have to post your real name. I mean they are enough people who would go, I can look that dude up, find his doggiedating.com profile and post all kinds of embarassing things. So they hide behind anon.
DeleteSome use part of their name and a pic, like me, but leave the rest out. I do so to make anyone looking for me earn it. Since both the wife and I work in dangerous fields, our clients could also track us down.
So I make anyone who might try, spend time doing it. It establishes a pattern and stalking. If they do so and show up at our home, it is just one more legal excuse to punch several .45cal holes through them. Crazy is as crazy does.
I don't expect anyone from this blog to do so, but I have bumped into patients in some surprising places.
It just a matter of privacy to a lot of people. I rather not have someone have access to everything I've said, regardless how innocuous it may be.
DeleteShawn could have everyone register under a username if he wanted. At least then you could keep track of who said what. I don't think that's going to happen though.
Delete"After I read the article I realized it is Not the Experts money that is funding the disillusion project but "pledgers" and they get gifts for pledging depending on how much they pledge ? So basically they are buying junk that they could purchase themselves off of the Internet ?
DeleteJust to answer this, all pledges to Kickstarter projects are donations and not investments. The project creators usually offer pledge rewards as a way of thanking their donors but the donors also have the option of just donating money and choosing not to receive anything for it.
I am hiding behind my anonymous because I don't want fat Jim coming after me.
DeleteIf he ever does though, I have a huge box of doughnuts to use as a diversion, while I make my getaway.
That won't even slow that fat fucker down. He'll eat them on the run, box and all.
DeleteYeah just another guy posting a pussy comment to slander a decent dude bravo you are a bigger asshole then me now don't you feel special you can talk and hide at the same time douchey mcfuck
DeleteYou mad Bro?
DeleteNo German you?
DeleteBut besides that jim is a good dude and that is just shitty that they talk so much shit about people they know nothing about I've never heard jim say one shitty thing to someone unprovoked
DeleteThanks Harry, Bobby, and others. It cracks me up, troll logic. If I am so fat, how would I come after anyone or run? And donuts? Please. I rarely eat donuts. What is this obsession with donuts by trolls? Is it because the only sex they get is by humping donuts? And mini donuts at that.
DeleteObsession is unhealthy. I work with mentally ill and see all kinds of people brought low by obsessions. A word of advice, get help. Soon. Because sooner or later doing donuts just won't cut it. You will want fresher and fresher donuts until you finally start on donut dough and batter. That's probably the same a child rape.
If you wanted to slow me down with food you should do better than that. It should have gravy involved. Like chicken fried steak, SOS, meatloaf. Or bacon. Bacon will stop most men right in their tracks, fat or not.
You should know though, I am dieting and down a total of 40lbs since I shot the elk in my avatar. If I was so fat, it didn't slow me much with that elk, so if I were to come after someone, you are pretty much fucked.
But in order to end up that way, you would have to do something to me or my family that has so far never happened as I have not killed anyone. Or do I plan to. Matter of fact I am not worried by any troll as even my year old niece ciuld kick their ass.
But I wander, again. I don't target anyone except those who target me first. Except fasano. He is fair game until he changes some things. And it is allin good fun. I suspect many of these troll attacks on me are to see what witty reply I come up with. ;)
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DeleteYou you two dumb shit anons above. You both are answering to a blog auto poster. See the links in the post? That's all it does, visit blogs with random post and leves links.
DeleteNo shit for reals I mean for reals there in lies the joke dumbass
DeleteI think they need to add Tim Fasano to the team also. He has that nifty new HD camera and all. Just a thought..........
ReplyDeleteIf they use him for the balloon and promise to post pictures of him with a hose up his ass pumping him with helium they get my money...
DeleteWhat is up with old Timmy? I thought Moneymaker was bad. Timmy is in the daylight with the HD camera and thinks every twig is a Skunk Ape. I apologize Moneymaker, there are bigger idiots then you roaming the woods. You know who else thinks Tim F. is a joke…. (Please fill in the blank here. Looks at my avatar and user name…)
DeleteI don't think that the thing has enough oomph to lift Fasano off the ground.
DeleteHere we go again, the famous falcon project that only gets TALKED about..dont bother to ask when, every year its almost ready bla bla bla im so sick of hearing about this famous blimp that will never be built..mark my word next feb it will be no closer to being built than it is today...KEEP DREAMING
ReplyDeleteYea its currently in the process of getting funded hmmmmmm i think that was the same thing they said last year oh and the year before oh and the year before that too give it up barnes its not going to happen for you
ReplyDeleteyou don't know what we are doing, read before you talk , do you know why we can fly a drone or a UAV where we want , up to 9000 feet, an the FAA gave us a green light to do so, it took me 2 1/2 years just to get the ok to fly, so it looks like we have been trying to get this funded for 7-8 months now with the university , an we are on our way to get funded, an one otheR thing WE ALL WORK FOR FREE, WE DON'T GET THE BIG BUCKS LIKE PEOPLE THINK, IT ALL GOES TO THE PROJECT, an if you want to learn about the project call me, i will give you a update,,435-230-0351,,,,,,,,,,,,,,william barnes founder, or email,,,williamallenbarnes@yahoo.com
DeleteEvery effort to find and prove Bigfoot has totally failed.
ReplyDeleteAfter this fails, what's next?
After the search for Bigfoot fails we're going to roll your momma in flour and search for the wet spot
DeleteGood luck with that, she's been dead in the ground, for fifteen years.
DeleteThe word "penetrating" is perfect. All the people that donated money for this surely are getting screwed.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one right there, thanks for the laugh!
DeleteHard to get legit attention for funding when hoaxers are out competing for the those same funds. Those private investors could see where a certain other millionaires investments have gone and be put off. It is not en vogue to invest in perceived snipe hunts.
ReplyDeletePublic opinion on the subject of a(REAL) unidentified bipedal primate is pretty low at this time. Less so for people who research bigfoot related phenomena.
They think we are stupid and gullible and we are. We have repeat performances by known hoaxers going on. Epic abuse of the word "soon"... and the birth of the bigfoot research pundit.
It is a circus cause we let all the clowns in. Evil clowns... There is nothing worse than an evil clown.
VVVV
I had a dream once where an evil Bigfoot clown was chasing me. He was holding a pink umbrella with black polka dots.
DeleteHistory of Balloons used in TV filming:
ReplyDeleteGold Rush - complete failure
Monsterquest - complete failure
Finding Bigfoot - complete failure
they did not use anything like this, it will be the first dual airship made , an has no props, high tec, an if it gets lost we have GPS it will just come back home,so if you want to learn how this works call me 435-230-0351,,,,,william barnes founder or williamallenbarnes@yahoo.com
DeleteThey could buy a hundred FPV copters for the price of one balloon, and they would be a hundred thousand times more effective.
ReplyDeleteI highly respect Dr. Meldrum, but the falcon project is doomed from the start. Dr. Ketchum proves in her paper that if one attempts to monitor bigfoot from the sky with an airship, the 'foot will just take down the ship with a mental energy blast. My guess is the 'foot can zap one down from about 200 yards. That doesn't even take into account the possibility of the 'foot just leaving the airship but disabling the electronics with an electro magnetic pulse wave from its mind.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's what they did to my chicken. Bunch hairy, mindspeaking bastards is all they are.
DeleteIs it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
ReplyDeleteI have to trim it up every 2 weeks or they get too noticeable. Am I seriously screwed for life?
I call it the flying double dildo
ReplyDeletemost penetrating
DeleteLike a giant dildo crushing the sun
DeleteThe only way that this thing could be useful is if it is able to kill or tranquilize a bigfoot from the air.
ReplyDeleteAny footage that this thing might capture will be absolutely useless. No footage will prove that bigfoot exists.