Michael Breaks Down Farmer's Troll / Bigfoot Photograph

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Michael says this is the scariest Bigfoot photo yet. Michael the biologist applies enough computing power to launch a mission to Mars to break down this photo. Is it a Troll? The lair of a bald headed Bigfoot? Or is it something even more sinister lurking in the depths of Ohio? You be the judge.

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  1. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:01:00 AM PST

    Fist.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:05:00 AM PST

    I still say there is small creature in the chest or lap looking at the camera--not an arm as is drown in the video.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:18:00 AM PST

      A chest buster from Alien? Intreaging....

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    2. Big Jim JrThursday, February 28, 2013 at 9:08:00 AM PST

      There does appear to be something on the chest area. If you look close at the white/light spots on the ground you can see two hand shapes. They are the two dark black spots near the white spot on the ground.

      About half way up the body there appears to be another face, smaller, looking to the left a bit. The single dark black spot in the chest, right of center coming up from the hand shapes, looks like the head/forehead. With the light spot being the face of a smaller thing.

      The thing looks like it is kneeling on the ground. Just above the bottom left corner looks like a foot. The toes are on the ground, the heel sticking up with a bend or flex visible in the foot where it would be if you were kneeling.

      Don't know what it is. Probably a costume of some sort. But it appears to be human like with hands and feet. I would like to see the supposedly clear pics.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PST

      Big Bad Fat Jim......fuck you! Wanna fight Fatty Arbuckle? Put your head up my ass and fight for air!!!

      Delete
  3. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:16:00 AM PST

    Blobtroll.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:17:00 AM PST

    Blobtroll and baby

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  5. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:19:00 AM PST

    It's a human face. No Bigfoot here. Another one busted.

    MMG

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  6. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:27:00 AM PST

    Definitely a turkey in a bigfoot mask.

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  7. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM PST

    Buttsquatch

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  8. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:29:00 AM PST

    This image has been around since 2011

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  9. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:34:00 AM PST

    Hey Carolina, why don't you shut the fuck up when grown folks are blogging.....hear!

    This photo is altered, I believe it's from a movie & this farmer altered the photo

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  10. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:38:00 AM PST

    This is a Bigfoot taking a dump like the one in Provo Canyon

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  11. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 12:43:00 AM PST

    Utah sucks anywho

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  12. Jay CooneyThursday, February 28, 2013 at 3:42:00 AM PST

    Someone (Jill) emailed me saying that a clearer image circulated earlier, they described it as a mix between a troll and a bear. I still think it's a costume, but maybe not.

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  13. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 4:45:00 AM PST

    Its the guy from the brainscan movie. Its been doctored up and the pic was taken from a TV screen! Hoax!

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  14. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 4:47:00 AM PST

    Hey MIKE....one correction from ME....Biggyfoot. It's NOT OHIO. It's from Ohio County KENTUCKY

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  15. Farmers TrollThursday, February 28, 2013 at 5:14:00 AM PST

    Idiots. It's CLEARLY an owl. Open your eyes!

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  16. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 6:12:00 AM PST

    This guy is a biologist?

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  17. rushferlifeThursday, February 28, 2013 at 7:23:00 AM PST

    There is no Ohio county in Ohio. Kentucky and West Virginia have Ohio counties.

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  18. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 8:02:00 AM PST

    Team Ball gazer I don't think it is that scary I have personally woke up in the morning to alot creepier, this being the reason I only have one ARM know (chewed off)
    Squatch Nuts

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    1. UnknownThursday, February 28, 2013 at 10:34:00 AM PST

      Lol coyote ugly right squatch I'm forced to type with my tounge due to a night of double coyote ugly

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  19. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 9:52:00 AM PST

    its a turkey-hobo cross breed

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  20. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 11:53:00 AM PST

    Is it just me or do all of Merchant's breakdowns have the same conclusions - "I don't know, guys, what it is. It could be a sasquatch, it could be a human. It could be a tree. What do you think?"

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  21. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 2:01:00 PM PST

    I like the closing credit's music in this. Actually I've notice that Team Tazer play's Blues music in a lot of their video's, keep it up. At least the music is good even if the evidence leaves much to be desired.

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  22. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

    I work with a guy from Ohio County Kentucky!!! Let me tell you, this is not a county you want to be in at night alone! They are some redneck, inbreed, toothless, banjo playing, Meth addicted people down there. Almost like the movie Deliverance. SCARY PLACE TO BE. Especially if your a Hoosier like me. I'll do some asking around and see if I can find out the farmers name who has this photo.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 7:52:00 PM PST

      Hoosier? I know some Hoosiers......all of them are on welfare. No lie.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, March 1, 2013 at 1:09:00 PM PST

      Most of them are LOL. That's no joke either. I actually have a job and pay taxes. :-)

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  23. AnonymousThursday, February 28, 2013 at 7:55:00 PM PST

    Looks like a chicken roosting to me....

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