That's it the Russians are losing it they're over there dressing up animals in little people clothes and gluing monkey and bear feet to tricycles this shit is getting out of hand and they made the monkey hop like a kangaroo
Herpit derpity lerpity bind neurosyphilis sure fucks up your mind. Being brain damaged can be a real drag, so to help pass the time I composed me a rag.
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Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
rush likes Bigfoot
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DeleteBigfoot likes rush, Geddy Lee's voice attracts Bigfoot.
DeleteHis voice doesn't attract them ...it makes them run for cover.that's why they're so difficult to locate.
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DeleteDont watch the vid! Its a russian clubbing a baby seal to death!! Justin Smejavich the terrible!!!! Oh gawd dont watch!!
Delete3:39 Oh yes it does.
DeleteI started writing lyrics for a Mulder version of "Paranoid" but turns out the original lyrics are perfect!
DeleteYup u can't screw with perfection.
DeleteThey are so lucky they have a magic monkey.
DeleteUno me amigos
ReplyDeleteThat's not a monkey is a snow leperchaun ..they are very elusive and rare.
ReplyDeleteIts a baby bigfoot ! =) <3
ReplyDeleteThat's it the Russians are losing it they're over there dressing up animals in little people clothes and gluing monkey and bear feet to tricycles this shit is getting out of hand and they made the monkey hop like a kangaroo
ReplyDeleteWe need to get a grip on this it's becoming a fuckin epidemic it's a real mess
DeleteIts that damned Honey Boo Boo again!
ReplyDeleteyou dont hear much from that sierra kills guy these days
ReplyDeleteShawn im surprised you didnt post up FB/FBs latest video compiling all known photographs of bigfoot. Its a howler!
ReplyDeleteIt's bob h in another monkey suit ..he was rumored to b a Russian spy.
ReplyDeleteaccording to mulder if ketchums paper ends up in a russian journal it is no less credible than if it was published in a top american journal LOL
DeleteIt ended in the "examiner", on the same plane as "weekly world news"
DeleteDid you ever notice that there's not a lot of super fun time party girls on bigfoot sites?
ReplyDeletenot any that are of a reasonable weight anyway
DeleteThat's because they're at the clubs
DeleteThat monkey is smarter than all you footers because it doesn't believe in Bigfoot.
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DeletePeople this is an English language blog.
DeleteHow my mother brushes her teeth is highly irrelevant.
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DeleteCause once the syphilis goes neuro you're fucked
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DeleteHerpit derpity lerpity bind neurosyphilis sure fucks up your mind.
DeleteBeing brain damaged can be a real drag, so to help pass the time I composed me a rag.
-Scot Joplin
Nec modica Estis vos
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DeleteHerpity derpity lerpity door I stuck my dick in a two dollar whore!
DeleteTo make you don’t catch the blight of the sylph you shouldn’t stick in your cock before taking a whiff.
-Friedrich Nietzsche