The Ultimate Sleeping Bag Tent
This has got to be the most ingenious multi-purpose tarp / sleeping bag ever. It's designed by Jerven Fjellduken and it's found under "Camping › Tents and tarps" on Varusteleka.com. It's meant for wearing, sleeping in, stalking prey and probably perfect for squatching as well.
From Varusteleka.com:
The Jerven bag is simply the best thing money can buy, honestly. The Fjellduken Extreme is a real work of art, designed for and in cooperation with Norwegian special forces by real artisans of outdoors survival equipment. A sleeping bag, shelter tarp and a coat-like windsack all in one, but without compromise - the Fjellduken excels in all its forms! 10 year warranty!
"Grab a cup of coffee and get comfortable, we're gonna be here for a while. You could write a novel about this lovely piece!"
-The author
Jerven bag, those are almost words of power among hunters, outdoorsmen and soldiers the world over. Jerven has been making the Fjellduken since 1982, besides the obvious hunting trips and hikes the Fjellduken has seen action in Afghanistan in the hands of Norwegian and Danish special forces.
You won't find any hi-fi bullshit in your Jerven bag, the technical bits start and end at the zippers, that's it. All of Jervens products are made and developed by the very same people who use them. The unique design and materials make the Jerven bag an incredibly versatile and high performing piece of equipment. This is not your standard modern trinket, which relies on never ending lists of one after another more trivial properties and features to impress people, this is simple perfection at its best!
[via BoingBoing.net]
and suddenly you are filmed as a Bigfoot and moneygrubber is investigating and whooping up the woods
ReplyDelete^ still not working and sucking the welfare Tit!
DeleteThis wearable tent would be ideal if it also contained a pair of hip waders. We need them to wade through all the bullschite that has piled up here.
DeleteDEEP.
Or it doubles as a fashionable Halloween costume of a Scottish man
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ReplyDeleteOops. SECOND
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DeleteSecond to "first"
Ex girlfriend was 'firsted' way too many times before I showed up...
That thing was as big as a house.
That thing was as big as a house.
(echo!) I love that movie.
^^^^^^^^^Yeah the moment I knew I got the spelling wrong I knew somebody was going to make a post like yours. Lol
Delete^^no hate on you dude, just for real it reminded me of my Ex, and for real that thing was as big as a house...
Delete(she bragged she was only in labor for 15 minutes with each kid! No Shit lady, she could birthed Tim Fasano out of that thing)
Lol
^^^ it's cool dude. I CAN relate
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She loved the 'firsting'. I didn't get much out of it. Kind of like punching a sack of guts. I high tailed it and never looked back! She said "it's all about muscle control", bitch was crazy.
You will need something larger than an AK-47 to bring down Bigfoot though.
ReplyDeleteHow about a Barrett .50 BMG M95, light weight shoulder able design.
DeleteDon't underestimate a steel jacket 7.62 by .39. These aren't magic monkeys
DeleteA simple sawed-off double barrel 12 gauge will do. KA-BOOM! Sayonara, hairy ass....
DeleteAmen Anon 12:27. Do you remember the steel core stuff back in the early 90's? WOW. Now it's kaput. P.O. Ackley did some test on armored steel plate. The 180 grain 30-06AP would leave a mild pock mark. A 40 grain 220 Swift HOLLOWPOINT (made to fragment) traveling at 4300fps would blow through the plate....
DeleteMoral of the story:SPEED KILLS.
My ideal would be a 257 Weatherby with a controlled expansion bullet (Barnes X). ZIP.
Are you retards seriously discussing what round you would use to kill an imaginary animal?
Delete^^^^ Yeah Hoozy nice choice. I myself like a lot of punch but poking holes through large game is the SO important
DeleteI had some cheap china 7.62x.39 rounds back in the early 90''s, steel jacketed and I was amazed as were my buddy's. But man my barrel would get dirty fast
Mid Michigan calling
.22x250 just ask Smeja they work well on BEARS
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Anon 2:04. Are you seriously breaking our balls for seriously discussing on a blog site that seriously attracts serious retards like us and seriously lame jerkoffs like you. Certainly a serious shame. Seriously.
DeleteMid Michigan
DeleteBig holes in big game, I'm hip, but disagree (kind of). I've shot many many deer. And I am a big fan of that instant killer 'hydrostatic shock'. I've seen it first hand. Above 3600fps death is instant. I have used a 458WinMag with a 510gr @ 1900fps. Not very impressive, half inch hole in AND out. The buck was certainly dead but ran 200+ yards. So then I thought BIG bullet AND screaming speeds. Was a winner for sure, then Barnes Bullets discontinues their lightest X bullets in every caliber. =•(
I've got a BB gun
Delete2:43, yes the Barnes X is a superior bullet.
Delete180 gr barnes TSX in my 300 Win. Mag. retains nearly all of it's weight through an elk.
DeleteMy choice of round is the famously accurate straight shooting can take down anything 7mm mag. The choice round to take the squatch. Plenty of power and flat shooting that u can reach out and touch the bigfoot before even knowsur there.
DeleteHey there Hoozy. Michigan here. All I got now is an .06 and 12GA pump. But you got great thoughts
DeleteI could not cap a BF though unless he was gonna tear me apart
I'll stick with my FN SCAR Heavy/17s .308. If the first shot doesn't bring him down the next 19 will.
DeleteMoneymaker will be wearing this along with his walking sticks...
ReplyDeleteI wish Moneymaker would cut his gawd damn hair. As my dear old Pappy would say, "It doesn't take much of a head to hold up a pile of sh*t like that."
DeleteHe looks like my penis in the morning.
ReplyDeleteYou mean armed to the teeth because you're soon going to get the daily morning flog? I don't blame the little guy.
DeleteStylish but functional-skirt gives the bigfoot easy access when mind-rape isn't enough.
ReplyDeleteNice Skirt!
ReplyDeleteNice comment!
DeleteIs it Jim Lebus tested and approved?
ReplyDeleteI love people, I mean generally. I have a positive outlook on ssociety. BUT, when I see Madman Jim Lebus or anyone similar I just shake my head. Why in the hell would ANYONE dress like that behind closed doors let alone in public much less plaster his badass mumbo jumbo all over the interweb. Kind of sad really, seeing someone caught up in their own self appointed character.
DeleteJim Lebus = Rambo + Barney Fife + Steve Urkel
It's like when we're little boys have your mom or dad safety pin a pillowcase to you
DeleteWhat is this, the new spring collection of burqua's?
ReplyDeleteAnd it provides easy access for bigfoot to get to the butthole, just lift the skirt and git busy.
ReplyDeleteI thought we called them Poncho's. Seems to me our military has used them forever. With or without the liner. Also known as portable sweat hut.
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