The Bigfoot Report - Melba Ketchum DNA study promises to "blow you away"
Well, there are no new updates for Daisy, Quantra's captured Bigfoot, but fear not... Melba Ketchum gives her friends and fans updates via Facebook on the near future of the study and what can be expected in 2013, the Year of the Sasquatch.
I want Ro to dominate me. First.....
ReplyDeleteIn the gayest kind of way. Hard
DeleteIt is great to have a woman in this! Now if only we could ask the boys who post the 2 previous comments and others who post childish comments to grow up and post something more intelligent. There just everywhere on here lately!
DeleteYour publicly squealing for pussy like a pathetic little pig is an affront to decency that no one should have to witness. You should be dragged out into the street and publicly castrated you subservient degenerate.
DeleteI've tried John , but these jerks don't care. They love to hear themselves talk and are childish perverts. If you have anything intelligent to say or want serious conversation most have switched to the more serious forum Shawn has. That's where 99 percent of the footers are and level headed open minded skeptics . The only ones on here are about 5 hard core idiots and one who blogs on here 50 times a day under 50 different names. He goes by Bigfoot is Bullshit, Looney Toons, proctologist, ect -just to name a few. He pretends to post as others because nobody ever agrees with him. Good luck, but any serious footers have left. I just check the story now.
DeleteMelba is on call, helping Arla with her midwife duties, at the Bigfoot birthing station. She won't be available for further comments until March.
DeleteMy god, that's an ugly woman.
DeleteYou are like, totally wrong. Melba is super hot-tacular. She’s easily one of the sexiest women alive.
Delete-abso-fucking-lutely no one
Show me the magic monster monkey man.
DeleteWho's that your retarded uncle?
DeleteIt's refreshing to finally have a women's voice in the field of Bigfoot research.
ReplyDeleteShe is contributing a lot to the bigfoot enigma. Kudos to her.
DeleteYes for starters her "f" rating in the BBB. You bfers are do freaking stupid to listen to melba this stupid hoaxer. Don't worry according to dumbass randles we will all eat crow soon.
Delete"She's giving her whole reputation for us" yes that same reputation that earned her a FAIL in the better business bureau way before she knew about Bigfoot
Yes it is good to have a womans voice as it seems like the bigfoot world is a sea of male chauvinism! Whether Ketchum is full of bunkum or not, she should be listened to.
DeleteJLB’s list of things to do today:
Delete1. Come to website full of men.
2. Insult men.
3. Wonder why she doesn’t have any friends.
JLB is a man. He's gay.
DeleteThat doesn't surprise me.
DeleteJLB list of things to do today:
Delete1. come to website mainly full of men
2. insult the men who are chauvinistic
3. must arrange with friend in London to stay on night of 26th
JLB is a girl who is straight
Shut up faggot.
DeleteYou know those antiretroviral drugs won’t keep you going forever. You earned your disease through your evil acts, now fuck off and die sodomite.
eh? Do you need some medication?
DeleteJLB you’re just mad that Harry will never leave his wife for your sick tranny ass.
Deleteeh? Are you stalking me or something? Do you read all my posts? Wow! I dont know whether to be flattered or scared.....ooooooooooooo.....iam sooooooooooooo scareddddddddddddd.
DeleteMaybe the uneducated moron who was talking about Melbas better business rating actually found out why he would shut his lying ass up and stop spreading rumors! High school Drop out!
DeleteYou wish someone would stalk you faggot. You’re just a pathetic little troll who’s got nothing better to do than come on a bigfoot website to bully men cause you get off on picking on people. You’ve EARNED everything that’s fucked up with your life loser. Now fuck off and die.
DeleteWoah! Calm down. You should be careful what you say to people. I will not be cross with you for saying those horrible things about me as I realise you have issues in your life and you are taking them out on me and other strangers.
DeleteChill out!!!
I apologise if I was being dismissive and accusing all men of being chauvinists. That isnt the case at all, but as a woman, I have seen a lot of bad attitudes towards a females perspective in this blog.
DeleteI apologise to any men who are not chauvinistic!
Bigfoots love garlic.
DeleteJacki never apologise to the troglodytes on here. The only way to win is to out-troll the trolls. Troll them so hard that they have to move out of Mommies basement and re-home under a bridge where they are abused on a hourly basis by disease ridden hobos.
DeleteNo quarter given on BE.
MMG
Yeah but, they stopped the abuse when I became passive and said that I would refuse to be upset with them.
Delete....how do you know my name??
DeleteThe sky is falling the sky is falling someone get chicken little and me another can of spray paint the sky is falling
Deleteeh?
DeleteI know everyone's name. No one is safe.
DeleteMMG/MarkGlasgow
Ah Ha! Hello MMG! I am learning very slowly.
DeleteYou don't know mine :)
DeleteOh well. Names names names...I always wished I was called Alexsis! ha!
DeleteI guess this makes Ranae Holland a man.
DeleteYeah and Bobo a girl....:)
DeleteBring it on Mel! Can't wait to see the results.
ReplyDeleteYes can't wait to see for more bear and more Justin Smeja contamination DNA called a Bigfoot
DeleteWord on the street is that Melbers has HD video of her Bigfoot family lounging around her pool, after one of her famous Bigfoot barbecues.
DeleteYou won't see that in her study loser anon 12:50.
DeleteSo that gross scab had sex with Bacardi and David Paulides?
ReplyDeleteUhm no she didn't have sex with Bacardi only paulides. she only dated tb and she was introduced to the Bf community by Biscardi. Fact.
Delete^ Insanely jealous geek.
DeleteHerpity derpity leerpity dee I Melba Ketchum have to go pee!
ReplyDeleteMy cooch is right fugly and I’ve a nasty behind so those dirty squatch done fucked with my mind!
Give your faith to Bigfoot and your hate will vanish. When your heart is filled with love for Bigfoot, there's no room for meanness.
DeleteYes - you too will be one with the bigfoot. Resistance is futile.
DeleteHerpity dirpity lerpity dong a freak show is where I belong.
ReplyDeleteI’ve aged fifty years in just the past two; sure wish I hadn’t sniffed so much glue!
-Melba "mind rape" Ketchum
Herpity derpity lirpity bash I paid Sally Ramey to suck on my snatch.
ReplyDeleteMy premature aging has me close to death, but that’s what you get when you smoke crystal meth!
-Melba "mind rape" Ketchum
Melba has generally conducted herself quite well (despite Lindsay's nonsense). I'm giving her a chance, an open mind (I can imagine that she has been under significant strain with all of this). But hey what would I know? Yea i might have a PhD in cellular molecular biology, but i'm sure some 12 year old troll will tell me i'm speaking out of my taterhole. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteAnd before i'm lectured on the 'scientific process and method' by some 15 year old girl by the name of 'bigfoot is bullshit', your attitude lacks any element of intellectual curiosity.
There's intellectual curiosity and then theres Looney toons!
DeleteShut up Harry, you’re a retard. People like you illustrate perfectly what happens when educated people choose to ignore their education and believe in what they WANT to believe in and not what the evidence supports. You sound just like Gould spouting off about NOMA and how we can all be “religious scientists” if we use delusion to ignore reality. You’re an intellectually dishonest fuck head who should shoot himself lest his “faith” further contaminate the gene pool. Faith (which is the ultimately the ability to believe in things because other people told you to or because you want to) is a characteristic which should never have existed in humanity. Its tragic abundance is a testament to the degenerate state of the species.
DeleteOh someone has issues
Delete^^^^
DeleteSays that man who paid for an education but chose to ignore reality so that he could believe in a magic monkey. Hypocrisy much?
Has Herpes^
Delete^^^^
DeleteThat is weak like a Tim Hortons cappuccino. Besides, you shouldn’t be casting any stones there Mr. anal warts.
The sky is falling the sky is falling I need to build another model I'm coming down
DeleteYou'll never win here Harry. More ignorant comments from emotionally biased commentators. Accusing you of hypocrisy when all you said is you have an open unbiased mind about Ketchum and her study.
DeleteI think the hypocrites are the bigfoot believers that claim they have an open mind, but condemn a woman based on all the rumors started by the BF community themselves.
Yeah,ok,you keep believing that
DeleteIs 2:18 Bullshits mommy, she sounds angry her son has thrown his education away on a bigfoot site and taking it out on other people, that's not nice.
Delete@ 11:17, I think you got that right the BF community has eaten itself up for decades so until bf research has been taken out of their hands by the scientific community there will be no end to it.
DeleteHey Friend,
ReplyDeleteThis is a really good read for me, Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I ever saw.Thanks for posting this informative article.
Thanks a lot.
Henry Fenald
Russian news
This is sarcasm right?A video voicing her small Facebook post is a total waste of my time, but then I am from the US where we are very sensitive to that kind of thing.
DeleteYes, have to agree.
DeleteI didn't mind the content...but why force all of us to sit through a video, when it would've been much more efficient and effective to just repost her fb post in text.
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ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting that Ketchum will go to jail for her hoax?
DeleteHow long will she get away with this for - was what I meant to say!
DeleteOh, that makes more sense. I don't really think that she's getting away with it now since no one (intelligent) believes her. But I do hope that she publishes a paper so that real scientists can tear her apart. It will be fun to watch and will serve as a lesson to future hoaxers that you don't fuck with biology.
DeleteFrankenstein did and got a helluva book deal :)
DeleteActually Victor died at the end of the novel.
Deletebut his creation lived on ;)
DeleteWho cares if nerds don't believe her she's still right about the study and ready to rip 2:52 a new asshole.
DeleteYeah,right,you keep the faith
DeleteMelba has gotten many more pics of Bigfoot stick structures, but she refuses to post them because she knows everyone will laugh at her...again.
ReplyDeleteIf she posted the hd video of bigfoot and it was real she would get instant credibility... but no only toons I'm afraid.
DeleteSample of a bear with human contamination was sent to 2 labs:
ReplyDeleteReal DNA lab - Sample is bear with human contamination.
Ketchums lab - Sample is Bigfoot.
Toons.
Yep. It illustrates perfectly why it’s important to follow the scientific method instead of starting at a conclusion and working backwards.
DeleteShut up Toddy.
DeleteKetchum = Mulder
ReplyDeleteMulder is a looney tunes
DeleteKerchak is a tool
DeleteDWA is a goof
DeleteAnd don't forget Toejam, uh kookoo.
DeleteHow dare you compare me with my queen. I am not worthy to stand in her shadow. I . . . I . . . love her! There - I said it and I'm not ashamed. She will be vindicated and we will stroll off into the sunset knowing the world is a better place. Now just leave her alone you bastards.
DeleteMulder
Just got back from viewing the PGF suit... wow you footers are going to be eating crow when it's revealed. The question is whether munns is going to switch sides.
ReplyDeleteMunns switched sides long ago. He's been riding the meat rocket since the late 80s.
Deletemunns built the boogens. have you seen the boogens?
DeleteMunns learned about probability and statistics from from Time Life books.
DeleteMunns knows it's a fake.
DeleteYou fucking degenerate he'll never switch sides he knows Patty's no suit, you government assholes can kiss our asses and stick your gay cop friends' batons where the sun never shines!
DeleteMunns is being set up to fall hard. Footers and bleevers alike will abandon him before he hits the ground.
DeleteIt's a little known fact that Melba went undercover and lived with her Bigfoot clan, for 6 months. During her investigation, she obtained 3 semen samples from the Daddy Bigfoot, which then became the cornerstone of her study.
ReplyDeleteHOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?
Delete-Melba "mind rape" Ketchum
Getting to know the BFs opened up a whole new world for me. It was there all along, but it was never visible until they came around & turned the light on.
ReplyDeleteSasfooty
Really, this nutjob posted this, no shit.
Then you have that other one too, named
DeleteKings Canyon. That one sees the Bigfoots in public places, hiding in plain sight, in the bushes, under sewer lids and shit. And all the other Bigfoot kooks accept it all as honest truth.
I'm not always crazy, but when I am, I go to BFF.
DeleteThe ones that amuse me there are those who constantly criticize the "mainstream" scientific community for not accepting the existence of bigfoot. Such as Mulder, DWA and ScienceCritic to name just a few. Perhaps their science teacher in high school molested them to earn such animosity.
DeleteOr perhaps they're smart enough to smell the cover-up? Yeah that's it.
DeleteHere's another gem, from the one and only, Sasfooty.
ReplyDelete"They learn about people by watching them and reading their thoughts"
Priceless.
The Bigfoots smoke cigarettes too, and throw the butts in her yard.
Delete"I've heard frogs go by here doing 30 mph. I tried to tell it to the researcher & he just laughed."
DeleteKeep the gems coming.. funny shit!
Delete"Fortunately, they don't waste time & effort habituating people just for the fun of harassing them. They pick us out, & stick to it until we are firmly habituated. There are always a few in the bunch that are troublemakers, but they are taken care of by the leaders if you ask nicely."
DeleteHahahahahaha
Delete"The red eyeshine I saw was ruby red, that almost had a pink tint. They looked like two big reflectors. This was with a large spotlight shining at them. We both froze for a few seconds, then they just went out. It was a dark night & I never saw a body, just the red eyes.
DeleteThe time I saw the green ones, there was absolutely no light to be reflected. I watched them from the corner of my eye for several minutes, while talking to him. Finally, I said "I can see your eyes", & they immediately disappeared. I reached inside the door, flipped a light on & saw a possum walking directly in front of me. There's always a diversion when they think they are caught doing something sneaky."
Here's a classic -
Delete"Yes, I can imagine very easily! I mentioned that I smelled cigarette smoke drifting in from the woods behind my house, one night when they were there. I thought then & still do that there was one of them out there smoking. Matter of fact, I smelled it again a couple of weeks ago when some were there."
" don't know how they get a light, but there was an extensive discussion complete with a video of a bonobo lighting a fire & a chimp smoking, when I mentioned it last time."
DeleteYou can't make this shit up, well, I can't anyway.
Delete"They used to send my cat home from the woods when he didn't want to come in at night. It was funny how mad he would be, but he still came home. I'd yell a "thank you" & they'd whistle or sometimes one would meow."
Footers are always good for a laugh.
DeleteNow I know where all my lighters keep going
DeleteHarry, fucking Harry....Woo Hoo.........
Deletewant to go dogging?
This is hilarious keep em coming
DeleteWhy not hell it's gonna snow again you see the big vicious dog over here
DeleteI heard the sky is falling we better hurry
DeleteHarry I'e missed you so much, if you're cold I can warm you up.
DeleteAh Harry :) One of the few sane people on this site. You are like a fluffy cushion of friendliness :)
DeleteHarry we love you.......you big old stud muffin....
DeleteWatch it...we dont want to scare him away. Come back Harry come back and play...!
DeleteHe's jumped threads J, I wish he would jump me.
DeleteThe trolls here are nothing but juvenile sex starved losers. LOL
DeleteYou retarded losers...
ReplyDeleteAnd that means the whole lot of you subhumans voicing your uninteresting thoughts here...
Fuck you all and suck my muthafuckin dick.
it is not big enought to call a dick .it is a pin pricker
DeleteRush rules 2013
ReplyDeleteRush rules the gayest trolls on this post
DeletePeople love or hate Rush,if you believe in Melba you need mental help
DeleteHomophobia is not cool either
Deletethis is the first time i've read this message board and it wasn't funny. not.one.bit. usually i'm loling at outlandish but funny reparte,but not tonite. tonite it was mean, unpleasant and ugly. but worst of all, not funny.
ReplyDeletelies
ReplyDelete2013, Year of the bigfools, just like 2010,2011 and 2012 were.
ReplyDelete