A moose falls on its face, but can someone please tell us what this Canadian is saying?

This video of a moose falling on its face is very funny, but what the Canadian guy says in the video is just as funny, if not funnier if we knew what language he's speaking in. We know our Canadian friends probably get what the dude is saying. Can you please help us out?


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    1. I miss being called a troll. Would someone please call me a troll.

    2. ^^ You no-good low-down dirty yella varmint scum-sucking saddle bag faced, weasilin, measilin tree-licking troll.

      Feel better?

    3. I miss Foghorn Leghorn. "I say, I say go on boy, you're a botherin' me"

    4. the language is referred to by (several) Canadians as "Newfeunise"

    5. Don't even give it that.

      The language in question is called a fifth grade education and a liquor store across the street.

    6. You gotta say one thing about those mush mouthed Canadians... At least they're not Mexicans.

    7. My provincial French is a little rusty but I believe he is saying "Todd Standing couldnt fake an orgasm with a deaf mute girl". Don't quote me but I believe that's correct.

  2. They said "oh what a sin". Then he said "if he falls on my car he gonna Write her off"
    They are speaking martitimes hillbilly speak but still English.

  3. The Canadian guy says--Oh Hoser Mooser-give 'em da Boot Eh

  4. Com'on ......!!!! I speak french and i can understand.!!! I think this blog need a little bit of.....hummmm...Brain I think.....all you understand is : FIRST......Realy.......

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    1. Daisy shouldn't have ever gotten outta that fucking box.

    2. Yeah dat was a sin che got outta da box fookin near wrode off my car geddin ouda dat box eh.

    3. Chock chock ya! Enoch ya wak emkaydavees!

  6. Sorry, I don't speak Yokelese, so I can't help you.

  7. That was Canadian for 'Bigfoot is Bullshit'

  8. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose. Don't Touch!

  9. Guy on the video is a Dipshit . Is that his Escort or Kia spectra he is worried about? Moose could do him a favor and smash the crap out of his car and dance on it!

  10. If you can find a BigFooT in British Columbia it has to sell to you at a minimum of $50/.25 oz.

    Any lower than that and you've been hoaxed.

  11. Not sure why seeing a moose slip on the ice is funny, but then again I don't go around believing in 10 ft hairy apemen running around either.

  12. Water,gimme gimme gimme good water,or maybe somebodies daughter

    1. That sasquatch could be somebody's daughter. Patty had boobs, erego the skeptics can kiss my straw man ass from here to the hoop of the moderators' skirt.

      Btw Muldy, it took but five minutes and half a beer to mock you with this post.

      Don't think I'm really wasting any time on you. You're slim pickens.

    2. True dat, Mulder. Claptrap. Gotcha. Neener neener neener. Ban everyone who disagrees with my POV. Fuck them. I can't say fuck them, but I'd like to say fuck them.

      Oh tiddleywinks, fuck them. There. I said it.

    3. If you retards keep this up I'ma have no choice but to go see the suit.

      Like it or not my hand has been twisted. I'm the only man for the job.

      A lot of you aren't going to like the final verdict.

  13. Whatever happened to #taterhole approved and the original, the first poop in a jar guy?

    1. I think he ran out of jars. He's gonna have to start pooping in sandwich bags.

    2. I think it was all the same dude. If you really want a blast from the past go back a year in the archives!!! Wow! We sure have lost a lot of good folks. Now we just have the left over trash like me.

  14. Moose face plant. This will be on D.A.R. tomorrow.

  15. Where's the dude that use to give out recipes. I need to take something to a Super Bowl party

  16. Everything said in the video.

    ‘ Stay here…..holy shit!…. Stay here Michael don’t move…. Oh he’s gonna go that way I betcha ‘.
    ‘ Ohh, Oh my Gosh… O.k Michael, c’mon…… OOOOHH!!, Oh what a sin! ‘

    Man ‘ Damage my fuckin car! ‘

    Woman ‘ But what a sin Jamie! ‘
    ‘ It’s not… it’s too icy for him ‘.

    Man ‘ Well if he falls up against my car he’s gonna fuckin write her off! ‘

  17. Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

  18. Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

  19. Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

  20. Free 12-pack of Elsinore if you find a mouse in your beer, eh?

  21. that guy is saying hey shawn go fuck yourself. being a troll is so much fun.

  22. Check out the shaky camera work. Can't even keep the moose in frame! This is obviously two guys in a suit! Hoax!

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