Watch this: Manatee riding sweeps nation!


New sport? Crazed teenage antics? What is with the rash of Manatee riding incidents?

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    1. This is a felony in florida assholes, domt learn the hard way...

      And Bigfoot is still fake as hell.

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    2. I once rode a Bigfoot before bh t the video is too blury to tell. I swear!!

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    3. And your still an asshole (Bigfoot is Bullshit)!

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    1. Hahaha just missed it.....sucka

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    2. Guess I waisted prescious time wishing everyone a happy new year

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    3. Watch out spelling nazi will get you!

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  3. Manatee story = no story.
    Ed Smith = no story...

    I see what you did there Shawn, clever boy you are, getting all metaphorical on our asses!

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  4. I once read that the mermaid myth may have stemmed from early explorers seeing manatees... Jesus, ugliest damn animal ever. I suppose though if I was on a ship for 6 months with a bunch of rank sailors, a massive finned slugfest might look pretty appealing?!?! Ahoy!

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  5. That's just plain disgusting, I hope those people get fined like crazy! And by the way, manatees are actually pretty adorable!

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  6. Riding them isn't half as bad as running over them with your motor boats.

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  7. I had sex with a manatee, they are tighter than they look..I hope it didn't mess up Ketchum's DNA study...

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    1. I'm as big a smartass as you'll come across but for the love of christ, leave them alone!













































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  8. Wasn't up on the local Manatee laws? Who doesn't know, that riding Manatees is frowned upon? And who doesn't long for the rough touch of the Paenungulata hide underneath your body; the salty air whipping past, as the gallant aquatic steed reaches neck breaking 3 knot speeds. Ahhh but the taste of the freedom was never so sweet as when upon the back of a wild Manatee. Don't HATE ME!!!

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  9. Now if it happened to be a Manatee riding a Human,then it would be interesting.

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  10. Get off the manatee's!It a dick move!Leave em alone.

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  11. Fucking morons, if they are actually from the Keys then they would know that Manatee's have Sea Lice and getting on top of a fucking manatee WILL give you sea lice, and having sea lice sucks ass.

    I guarantee those morons are some dumb fucking tourists. Tourists, like sea lice, Suck ass. They should just go kill some conch and see how well they like the jail time and fee they get charged for that.

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  12. I'm new to the area - therefore I don't have to comply w/ your laws. F'ing spic

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  14. The headline "Manatee riding sweeps nation!" is intriguing and highlights a unique trend. However, the article needs more details on the phenomenon, including its origins, cultural impact, and safety considerations for both manatees and riders. A well-structured and informative article could provide a more comprehensive perspective on this popular activity.
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