Breaking! Exclusive image of Daisy the captured Bigfoot ;)

Note: Image above is not the captured Bigfoot

Thanks to Damian Bravo for posting this photo of "Daisy" (above) on Team Tazer's Facebook group. Check out these witty remarks by people in the group:

Ken Allen - She's beautiful! But I'd hate to buy her shoes!

Damian Bravo - HA HA HA HA! The shoe bill will be huge, pun intended

Ken Allen - Double, triple extra wide long high heels!

Steve Alcorn SasquatchScoop - Is it wrong of me to be in love with a bigfoot girl?

Rictor Riolo - Is that Shania Twain?

Robert Lee Dodson - Handcuffs

Rob Zaleski - I will volunteer myself to be locked in the box with her. I do this in the name of science!!!

Todd Hale - I want to make a hybrid.

Todd Hale - 3 letters. DNA

Comments

  1. I want to bath in this Daisys vomit.

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    1. That pic is going in the spank bank.

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    2. YOU SICK FUCKIN PERVERT!! THATS "ME" IN THAT PHOTO!!

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    3. Relax sweaty. No reason to be calling names. Come and sit on daddy's lap and keep me warm

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    4. Yeah. Sweaty Betty. Sure that's what I meant

      Move along now. Nothing to see here

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    5. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    6. Disgusting psycho, Anon. 7:39. You need help. Seriously. And so do YOU, Shawn, for not moderating this site at all. You should have a parental warning posted. Would you like YOUR kids exposed to these sickos???

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  2. Wow. I reluctantly claim first on this bullshit.

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    1. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  3. Wow, and I thought it would be more ape like...

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    1. I would like to hybridize with her.

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    1. She confirms on the parts that count.M.K. wants to break it down but hes in the closet giggling!

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    2. This hotty could make the biggest homer see the light

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    3. Really? Ever hear of Robert Lindsey?

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    4. Ooohhh. That one hurt for sure

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    5. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    6. I'd like to find that bigfoot

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  5. I soooo wanna do this bigfoot!!!!

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  6. I'd like to suck a fart out of her taterhole and hold it like a bong hit.

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    1. Damn boy. I thought I heard or said them all That one takes the cake

      If you made that one up I congratulate you

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    2. Awesome. I'll bet even her farts taste good.

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    3. I bet she farts pixie dust like a Disney princess.

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    4. And they taste like freshly baked blueberry muffins.

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    5. I bet her shit has a hazelnut in every bite.

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    6. Now this is turning into a circle jerk

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    7. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    8. Fuck dude are you all right?

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    9. Sounded like Cartman taking on Satan again.

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  7. No wonder they are keeping 'Her' super secret..

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  8. HEY GUYS THATS ME UP THERE!! DON'T I LOOK HOT??

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  9. I just came (and my kittens breath now smells like semen).

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    1. You are SICK

      And for me to say that you gotta be a sicko

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  10. Shes purdy IDE like ta put her in a jar : )

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  11. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THERE WILL BE NO SERIOUS POSTS ON THIS TOPIC. ANY OF YOU WHO MAY BE OFFENDED HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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    1. There has'nt been a serious post on this site in weeks.Thank god.If someone isn't offended then we're not doing our job!

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    3. It's Big Gay Al, not Big Gay Jim, in South Park.

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  12. I want to be buried in her septic tank when I die.

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  13. I would seriously break her mid-tarsal.

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  14. My kittens breath smells like catfood.

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    1. That bigfoot chicks p*ssy smells like daisy,and tastes like sweet necture.....yuuuuummm ;)

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    2. ^^^^^^. Finally a reply with wit and class

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    3. Must be Cajun he would know how the Bigfoot Chicks Poontang smells and taste's.

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    4. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  15. Give me an hour with her and my breath would smell like kitty, hell my whole face!

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    1. I want to lick your face clean for you when you are done.

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    2. ^^^^^. You need a girlfriend

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    3. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  16. Hey, Bigfoot are half human so it can't count as bestiality ;)

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  17. After i braided her hair she mind raped me

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    1. You can't rape the willing Hassan

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  18. Theres two of em! about 10 inches below her chin.

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    1. Num num num Jim num num num nummy num num

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    2. Lol. I am blaming my fat fingers and autocorrect

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    3. Ok, I was a bit worried. Half way into "nursing" and saying my name was kinda creepy. Now I can sleep better tonight.

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    4. Leave all the whore squatching to me you small cocked ball sucker!Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  19. Hey Team Tazer,stick to faking evidence and leave the witty retorts to us.It's what we do and we do it well!

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    1. That's right BE trolls RULE

      Team tinkle stay home

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    1. No. Just another troll knocking his woody over miss sasquatch

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    2. You suck big fat cock! Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  21. I got a stick structure from her.

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    1. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  22. If they really looked like that Renae will be doubling her time in the field.Not that there is anything with that.I'm all for gay marriage.As long as both chicks are hot.

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    1. A got the thermal camera focused on the hot spot

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    2. I can hear her next call blast now."Come here often?"

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    3. And I reply "We can come together as much as you want"

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    4. Why does Ranea look like Rachel Maddow?Is there sub-species of lesbian I'm not aware of?

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    5. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    6. Anon 6:18, very nice. Technically off topic, but amazing work none the less. You are gifted.

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    7. Yea what it said ^ ,l,,,

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    8. Thanks guys for the compliment

      Happy new year

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  23. Like many bigfoot sightings, this is another bear misidentificaton.

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  24. I'd walk on my hands and knees over broken glass to suck the Dick that fucked her last.

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    1. Well, you know, basically, any way you look at it, all excuses aside.

      Your a Cocksucker !!!

      Hahahaha

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  25. I would crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass for 10 miles......just to hear her fart on a walkie-talkie.

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    1. And smell the speaker. Aaaaaaa

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    3. Mom! Stop maki.g comments here. Sorry fellas, my mom gets kinda gross.

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  26. Will you guys quit commenting, I'm trying to practice my wood knocking.

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    1. Thanks, I wrote a few duds earlier today so it feels good to redeem myself.

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    2. Don't be too hard on your self.we all fling poo,it just doesn't all stick!

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  27. Shes great, but you don't want that fat bitch, Patty for a mother in law!

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    1. Look at party. That's what you got in ten years

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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  28. First time beaver has been mis i.d.'d for a squatch.

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  29. my wood is knocking big time !

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  30. I have a urge to play hopsquatch all of a sudden.

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    1. Yeah. When I was a kid I used to lay on the hopscotch board and let the girls jump over me

      Is that what you mean?

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    2. Oh for the love of christ.hopSQUATCH not SCOTCH,you thick fucking moron!
      go away boy,you bother me.

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    3. Oh. Ok. I sees.

      MOVE ALONG. Nothing to see here

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    5. What is everyone trying to say?

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    6. Wow, someone has got to get some treatment! Dang!!!!

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    7. Um,Your a little late John.Everyone has left.Sorry Bro.

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  31. I want to bang that squatch.....she can cook me breakfast in the morning...I know she likes pancakes and beacon...

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    1. Beacon bacon what does it matter as long as she hops in the sack.

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    2. Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!

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    3. Didn't know being a stuttering idiot carried over to computers too. Pretty bad case of it. Or is it early onset dementia and Alzheimer and he can't remember posting from one minute to the next?

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  32. I wish santa had left her under my Christmas tree and tied her with a bow. Then come Christmas morning Id go HoHoHo.

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  33. Na ! It's a (nice) girl in a bear suit.

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  34. Wow, I expected some messed up comments. However the level of fecalphelia is a suprise. I look at a picture of a fox like that and poop is not exactly the first thing that comes to mind.

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  35. are human /bigfoot marriages allowed cuz i think I got squatch fever !

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  36. Been there, did that, it was alright. You wankers are pitiful.

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    1. How so the queens soiled undies smell?

      Jimmy saville and friends mollest you too?

      Got a job?

      Your govmt is full of pedeophiles. Your country is on the scrap heap.and your knocking the USA

      You are an idiot

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  37. I would eat the peanuts out of her poo-poo just to see where they came from!
    Jeffrey Teagle

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  38. why the hell was albert osterman complaining

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