Awesome and rare: Bruce Lee Nunchuck Pong
Ever wonder what drinking too much eggnog does to a blogger? He starts posting stuff like this: To promote a cell phone from Nokia, Bruce Lee was sponsored by Nokia in a Ping Pong tournament. But as a twist, he plays with his nunchucks.
Merry Christmas everyone :-)
To promote a cell phone? Dude WTF are you smoking?
ReplyDeleteHello comrades and fellow bigfeet researcher
DeleteIvan Rublemaker her with special holiday treat for all
early this morning I was out with team and we came across the sasquatch in video that was hopping and jumping around like kindergarden little boy.
He seemed to be looking for something but we were not sure what he was look for
so we approach him and ask if he would do interview of course he said as he knew I was the GREAT Ivan Rublemaker and that he had seen show many many times and was big fan.
I was to say least astounded to hear this so we start to talk and I ask him question so he answer
interview kind of short but it say lots.
So what your name his reply was "Ughnnmast"
so first I ask why he not show himself more often
his reply was that when he was small hairy boy that people come and take his momma and poppa away so he follow and find them in lavoratory getting experiment on.
Of couse i was shock to hear this so I ask what kind experiment they do
he say they were using momma and poppa to make better athlete for olympics to beat up on AMERICA!
I say to him in this way that it must have been hard on him to see that
he say yes it was but that he was over it now cause it was long time ago an he met beautiful sasquatch /yeti woman and that he not worry any more cause momma and poppa not suvive experiments.
I say that tragic and that i sorry for this
he say no worry i am ok but I must get going soon i am looking for christmas present for 6 kids and wife .
I say oh you have family
he say yes and that wife very upset with him because he always out hopping around wood an make her do all housewoik at squatch hut and she have to raise child all by self.
he say that that is how you say BULLSHITT but he say he love her so he try to make happy time at christmas.
I ask why he hop around like so he say he do that because he not want evil science people to find him by seeing tracks so he jump all time .
i say that interesting to know and will remember
then he say he have to go
but he say he want to shout out to his brother from nother mother the american bigfoot and tell them to keep head up and not hide so much but he say he also understand because he not really like people either.
then he ask if we have peanut butter??? I ask why
he say he just want to know cause momma squatch like it alot and would give him GOOD WOOKIE NOOKIE if he brought some home for her.
i had to say no so he jump up and leave and jump over log and little puddles until he was out of site.
I look at team and had to scream at them because they too busy with vodka toast that they did not get any of this on film.
AGHHHHHH I scream you all fire for being too drunk then i apologize for being mean and tell them that we will see him again i think.
So there it is to all of my fellow researcher and comrades alike hope you enjoy
Christmas present from me
Ivan Rublemaker new head of R.A.B.R.G.
Veeeery interesting but, ridiculous....
DeleteOH, there he goes..
ReplyDeleteJESUS (happy birthday!)
Dude it was suppose to be a surprise.
Deletemy bad dude. hey zues, just kiddin bro.
Deletethe knower here:
ReplyDeletewould anyone like me to tongue their bung?
respectfully yours, the knower
Yes, your mom.
DeleteThat was bad ass he cracked both their asses with a pair of nun chucks
ReplyDeleteNo, say it ain't so?
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the time I saw John Holmes play billiards using his erect shlong instead of a pool cue. It was amazing, he ran the entire table. I heard he made some videos of him playing bum darts, but I haven't seen any of those.
ReplyDeleteoh deer
DeleteI'm assuming that was before he died a painful Aids related death (in the words of Hugh Hefner).
DeleteRectum?! It nearly killed him.
DeleteAfter he ran the table, did he run you?
DeletePocket pool was his specailty
DeleteNot fake, Bruce really made those films to show his skills and control.
ReplyDeleteHe sure as hell didn't make them as a ad for Nokia.
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG!!!! I think I hear reindeer hooves on my roof! I hope there are no bigfoots around, cuz deer are bigfoot food ya know! Better get my ass to sleep quick!
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
That was fuckin' cool.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't the real Bruce Lee. It's just a good impostor wearing the yellow suit Lee wore in The Game Of Death. That's why they never show his face, just shots of his back and from far away.
ReplyDeleteHope you don't find a Bigfoot stuck inside your chimney.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT GUYS. WE SHOT ONE!!! WE FUCKIN BAGGED A BIGFOOT TONIGHT. THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE HAS ASKED FOR!! WELL FUCK IT, WE DECIDED TO COLLECT THAT MONEY.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! WE SHOT A SASQUATCH TONIGHT USING A LIGHT AND A 300 MAG RIFLE. THIS THING WEIGHS PROBABLY 800 POUNDS AND IT TOOK A GREAT EFFORT TO GET THAT THING TO THE TRUCK AND INTO IT.
WE GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AS SOON AS IT WAS IN! THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE OUT THERE SURROUNDING US AND WE NEEDED TO GET THE F OUT!! THIS THING LOOKS LIKE A HALF WARE WOLF AND APE AND HALF HUMAN THAT TOOK STEROIDS AND WALLOWED IN A SWAMP BOTTOM. ITS EYE BALLS ARE ALMOST AS LARGE AS MY GOD DAMNED HAND IN A FIST!
OK SO WHAT THE FUCK NOW??!!! WERE PARANOID AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS FUCKIN THING. ITS HUGE AND I GOT NOTHIGN TO KEEP IT IN!! IT ALREADY SMELLS TO HIGH HEAVAN BUT WE WANT TO GET PAID!!! IS THERE SOMEPLACE TO TAKE THIS THING OR SOMEONE THAT CAN TRADE US THE MONEY FOR IT????
HOW MUCH YOU GOT FOR IT?????????? HIGHEST BIDDER WINS. WE TAKE PAYPALS
Please put the 300 in your mouth and ride it out to see what's on the other side you stupid fuckin pussy!!!
DeleteHave you tried selling it through EBay or maybe Craig's List.
DeleteDOES NOBODY WANT THIS DAMN THING OR WHAT??? EVERYONE COMPLAINS, GET A BODY GET A BODY AND THEN YOU GET ONE AND NO ONE SAYS SHIT. IS THIS THING WORTH MONEY OR NOT???? IF NOT WERE GONNA BURY THIS STINKING HUNK OF SHIT. ALSO I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE BULLSHIT ABOUT ""WE NEED A BODY WE NEED A BODY!!!! ""
DeleteIF YOU GUYS ONLY KNEW HOW FUCKED UP IT WAS TO GET THIS DAMN THING.
WE DONE TOOK UNCLE JIMMYS BACKHOE AND BARRIED THAT DAMN THING. YALL AINT NO USE ANYHOW. JUST ALL TALK.
DeleteLol this guy ^^^^ Anyway if you wanna do it right you have Bruce Lee challenge Chuck Norris to a game of table tennis. Only problem is you do not challenge Chuck Norris and live to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteNo shit! Just ask Bruce! Oh wait...
DeleteI asked Santa for a hot bitch, bent over, with a bow on her bungholin, under my fuckin tree.
ReplyDeleteNo luck so far!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
ReplyDeleteI got the bigfoot foot-shaped jack link's gift tin.
And I guess I'm sorry for calling you all a bunch of whiny homosexual suck ass losers.
Merry Christmas!
Lee died in 1973. Nokia would have a hard time asking him to play ping-pong for a cell phone ad. No cell phones in 1973. Looking at this film, it's really hard to tell if that's really him. Maybe. Obvious old film, might be him. If it is the family must have sold out to Nokia. I don't think he would have sold out.
ReplyDeleteCan't get anything by you.
DeleteFake, just as I thought.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp
FUCK BRUCE LEE
ReplyDelete^^^ That's Master Bruce to you, Woodchuck !
DeleteIncredible filmmaking and marketing. The talent they found to play Lee was absolutely perfect.
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