Team Tazer Hunting Bigfoot in Ohio & Lizardman
Is the Lizardman a misidentified skunk ape or a real-life scaly bipedal lizard? If you've heard about it or seen one biting off your car bumper, please contact Michael Merchant on his YouTube channel.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Stop propping Team Tazer. They are not cool. They are not the cool kids on the block. They haven't contributed anything.
ReplyDeleteOh Merchant, Merchant, Merchant. What is the BF world to do with you????
ReplyDeleteyou had to go there. now i got to convince the 'footers there is no bipedal mutant swamp gator walking on hind leg legs and biting vehicles.
ReplyDeleteMichael stop wasting your time there, come to the PNW and do some REAL Sasquatching!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteScrew you Dude! We don't want him here. EVER! We live in an SWP free zone...let's keep it that way please.
DeleteStrange vocal delivery. Low to extremely high. Slow to extremely fast with no rhyme or reason. Strange.
ReplyDeleteWord on the street is north cascades is where it is at right now, also something went down right on the Id border recently... "word on the street" not word on the net.
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ReplyDeleteYou're right about that - when it rains it pours.
ReplyDeleteMaybe due to the fires, there is crazy sh!t going on right now through the central and southern cascades.
Buddy of mine (w/ his wife and kids) up at Bumping Lake for an end of the summer camping trip last week. He's not a BF believer, but his trip ended abruptly after a night of "who knows what" (Class B). I had to drive up and grab his tent and belongings next day. Everything was still there, but there were no other campers which was weird for a weekend.
For the experts, what is the opinion on large forest fires and BF behavior? Seems to really rile them up.
It's like refugees on the move. Families of BF moving into other BF turf? The PNW is always crazy but the fires seem to have them moving around.
DeleteAs far as my "word on the street" post goes thats it. I have been in the Wenatchee national Forrest quite a bit the last 8 weeks. Its hunting season for bears in certain areas and deer soon, a whole lot of extra eyes and ears out in the tree's right now. And yes the fires are creating a refuge situation for about every species without wings.
ReplyDeleteMore eyes and ears sounds good. This was in the Wenatchee bordering William O Douglas.
DeleteI got burnt out (no pun intended) on BF this summer. But this incident has caught my interest again.
He was definitely shaken. I think he just went into full defense mode with his wife and two daughters present. I'll talk to him later once he has time to digest it.
Please stay away from Ohio snowwhacker, I am happy my state is snowwhacker free.
ReplyDeleteThis dude makes me nasuated....BLAHHH....There just went my lunch...He won't even find OHIO...
ReplyDeleteMerchant is a pathetic tool obsessed with trying to one up others. whats funny is that he is so jealous of everyone else, especially Smeja, that he feels the need to do parody videos all the time. Stop promoting this creep!
ReplyDeleteLizardman is in South Carolina, Loveland Frog is in Ohio, and the Thetis Lake Monster is in British Columbia..........allegedlly.
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