TeamTazerBigfoot: Ketchum Update "Inside Scoop"


A message from our chicken loving overlord Michael Merchant concerning Ketchum's Bigfoot DNA Project:

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  1. ummm guys... you spelled Titanic wrong..... lol


    aside from that, I love it, good work. Put this malarky in perspective

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    1. I bet they spell GENIUS with a capitol "J"!

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  2. Sally here,

    that chicken is NOT part of the DNA study.... so, very soon, we will be blowing your heads off and all of the skeptics will crawl up and die as the Bigfoot radiation eats their brains

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    1. First of all Sally, congratulations on joining the Bindernagle clan. An anonymous source whom I cannot name, and who wishes to remain unidentified, and who prefers not to be know, and cannot reveal him/her self , has told me strictly off the record, that the chicken in question is not only part of the DNA study, but in fact conducted the bulk of the research.

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  3. Great video Michael. I almost spit out my beer from laughing.
    I gave up on the Ketchum deal along time ago. I read the articles but really don't care about it anymore. Too many individuals and groups say they have something but they want me to wait for it....wait for it....wait for it....soon....very soon....oh so very soon.
    That's as dead give away as "What is that?" is to hoaxing footage.
    These people need to look up the definition of soon.
    I hope Sykes blows them out of the water.

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  4. All of these "Bigfoot personalities" is only in this bigfoot thing for the money and publicity. Rick Dyer, Robert Lindsay and I can continue the list...

    If all of these persons in the BF community used as much time looking for bigfoot, as they do in claiming things and histories on youtube, they would actually have a chance to find the beast.

    Seems like the BF community is about having most subscribers and fans.

    This blog is no difference. Post after post, with history after historiy. But what comes out of it? Nothing. The only thing that comes out of it is that a handfull of people is getting "famous" in the BF community. Famous for nothing.

    What do you other people think? Has the BF community turned out to be a challenge about who can have the most followers, instead of a challenge of who can find the beast?

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    1. I keep my poop in a jar.

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    2. Seems like you also forgot your brain there....

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    3. Dang it.Is that where I left it? BRB.

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    4. Nope,wasn't there.I poked around in all that poo and nothing.NOTHING I TELL YA!Any more ideas?

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    5. I am sorry I am the one who is telling you this... But maybe you are just born without one.

      (Remove "maybe" in the last sentence, to find my honest answer).

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    6. I guess you were just born without one.. Sorry I am the one who is telling you this.. Your mom should have done it long time ago, but I still have her in my basement.

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    7. Please let her go for she doesn't know what she did.And you're right,I was born without a brain.Therefore,I can't type or spell.



      Ps.Thank you for playing along

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  5. Why are we all talking about a bag of air?

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  6. However there is of course some person in the BF community, I have the deepest respect for. People like Meldrum and Bindernagel.

    But people like Justin Smeja.. Come on, this man is only in this for 15 minutes, and we all know it. If he shot bigfoot, then show it for fuck sake... But he don't do this, and there is only one reason.. because he don't have a sasquatch ody at all. This is all made up, to see how much publicity and attention he can get.. And blogs like this gives does anything it can, to help Justin Smeja promote himself, even though the only thing he got... is a bag of air... .....

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    1. DANE MY FRIEND...UR GONNA B EATING THOSE WORDS! I KNOW 4 A "F.A.C.T." JUSTIN TOOK THE BABY WITH HIM.. HE IS TRYING 2 THROW THE PUBLIC AND THE POWERS THAT B OFF.. IT'LL ALL B BROUGHT OUT AT THE SAME TIME AS THE DNA PAPERS AS IS ERICKSONS DOCUMENTARY.. 2012 WILL B THE YEAR THIS MYSTERY WILL FINALLY B PUT 2 AN END.. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, "SHAME ON THE USFD, BLM AND OUR SO CALLED GOVERNMENT"...

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    2. Haha, thank you for making my day :)

      The day Justin shows a baby sasquatch to the world, is the day the Tom Cruise is a clever man. This means never. If Justin took the baby, where is it now? Is he hiding it? For what? You think he got it in his basement, where he is feeding it? Come on, get serious...

      The Erickson documentary? You still believe in that myth?

      Don't get me wrong, I would love to see Justin show the world a sasquatch. Just as I would love to see the Erikson documentary, and Dr. Ketchum's DNA study.

      However the facts is, that there is about 1% chance that even one of these things will ever happend.

      But again, I really hope I will have to eat my words. However I doubt it.

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    3. OK DANE.. IT'LL ALL B DONE N FUN & NO DISRESPECT INTENDED, JUST REMEMBER "h.lee" aka ANONYMOUS WAS THE ONE WHO SAID IT FIRST!! SO YA BETTER NOT FORGET ME WHEN U GETTING STUFFED ON CROW..lol FROM WHAT IM HEARING RELIC HOMINID IS JUST THE BEGINNING.. THIS STUFF IS GONNA B MIND BLOWING!!

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    4. WHOA! I NEVER SAID THAT BABY SQUATCH WAS ALIVE DANE!

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    5. No I see, of course he got a dead baby sasquatch in his freezer..

      If so, why is he not showing it to anybody.

      Hoaxers gonna hoax

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    6. DANE, I REALLY REALLY THOUGHT U WERE ONE OF DA SMART ONEZ.. I'LL STOP WASTING "OUR" TIME CUZ U DEF R NOT GETTING IT.. BUT N TIME ALL OF U NON BELIEVERS WILL B SHOWN THE TRUTH 2012

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  7. Not impressed, anyone can tell the chicken had been telling him what to say and chickens are not known for there insightful wit, he might as well have been chewing a brick.

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  8. So...

    after all this time now,

    and all these videos now...

    who else is on this "team"?

    or is it,

    as expected,

    just another royal we

    ?

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  9. bigfoot research, the only research that involves not researching the actual topic.

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  10. Poor jerk is so utterly beside himself that nobody involved with the DNA project will give him the time of day that he's going nuts. Keep it up, Merch, the time remaining for mockery is getting shorter and shorter. What are you going to do then? Ask to see her original birth certificate? Face it dude, you aren't importrant enough or have enough to contribute to be kept in the loop. Wah.

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    1. Anon 6:05 So true. He is always a jealous whiny little B*tch. Those in the loop, which I am, can say you are right, the mocking will stop soon because those naysayers will get a big slap in the face by the success of Dr. Ketchum. And you are right, he's not important enough to be in the loop and he has to resort to mockery.

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    2. Anon 12:06, Nope, not the same at all. Just a mutual agreement between two that obviously are in the loop and know what is going on. I tried to reach out to SWP but he is an arrogant assh*le and doesn't deserve any respect because he does not give it. He is NOT important in the world of Bigfoot because he is seen as a joke and that is all.

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  11. Yawn. New day, same old BS from self opinionated doofi who know nothing.

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  12. The only scoop here is for the poop being deposited.

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  13. Im calling PETA. He should not be allowed to have his way with poultry!

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  14. THIS JEALOUS ADHD CLOWN IS SOOOOOOO ANNOYING AND CHILDISH...

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  15. That was neither entertaining or funny. Just sayin' if he's planning to do any more videos.

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  16. HE IS FAR FROM FUNNY.. TOTAL DOUCHE WHO IS MORE SKEPTIC THAN BELIEVER.. DON'T C Y SHAWN KEEPS GIVING HIM SPACE ON "BIGFOOT EVIDENCE" WHICH IS BY FAR THE BEST WEBSITE ON THE NET..MERCHANT IS A FUNNY-LESS GEEK!

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  17. I have to say Michael, you suck harder than an infant does for supper.

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  18. you people crack me up, lol, Ketchum could string you idiots along for 5 more years if she wanted to.

    this has taken longer than any paper I have ever heard of. The Higgs Bosun paper will be out before this one

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    1. Apparently she's stringing you along too douche. You've been following it moron.

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    2. Lmfao! 8:56 got sucked in hard!

      What a moron!

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    3. Lmfao ! So did 9:18 !

      If he knows the story then he's been sucked in too.

      What an idiot !

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  19. I'm a believer and I have experienced what I would only consider a Squatch. I like Michael and believe he may be one who could catch a glimpse of it. His hard scientific approach is necessary for the entire "field" of the unknown. He still says he believes the witness tales he hears constantly.

    I believe in Snowalker and the Squatch.... Ya'll be hating.

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  20. A chicken. The last minion?

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  21. Yes dont be a chicken get your arses out in the woods.

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    1. So get your as.es in the woods and take a chicken with you.

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  23. That chickens probably got more sense than any of us, me included! My not giving a f*ck about this madness.

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  24. Melba here - Our data is amazing and beautiful. Did I mention that it is also awesome and fabulous?

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  25. Ohh the whining again... Just STFU you are a bag full of hot air, and nothing more.

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  26. He can wrestle a chicken with his bare hands. HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!

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  27. I'm starting believe that our education system has failed because time and time again I read people literally interpreting video content without considering context. This video is an entertainment piece. Sarcasm aside, Michael Merchant IS a serious biologist who is seriously interested in this subject.

    People can be funny and serious - like SWP. The world is not true/false. The world is not black/white. The world is many shades of gray and the answers we seek are often hidden in those shades.

    When a study releasing verified evidence for this species is released, whether that includes DNA or not, Michael Merchant will be happy and will still pursuit this subject because virtually nothing is known about the species. Exploring the unknown is what drives people into science in the 1st place.

    And Dane, your statements regarding the BF community are false. You state "All of these "Bigfoot personalities" is only in this bigfoot thing for the money and publicity."

    Citations please - prove to me that there is ANY money in this pursuit. Most people don't believe this animal exists. Where are the big budget high-grossing Bigfoot films? Where are the New York Times best-selling books or novels? Most serious Bigfoot authors use independent publishers because the mainstream won't touch the subject - too niche... not enough money!! There are no grants being awarded for study. There is 1 reality TV show and how well is that respected? About the only thing the 'personalities' do get is attention and whose fault is that? Attention requires a willing audience. And if these people didn't have attributes that were attractive to people, they wouldn't be personalities. The reality is there are many individuals and groups pursuing this mystery that retain a low profile. I am one of these people - do you know who I am? No, because I prefer privacy. That's my choice; SWP chose differently but the community benefits from both.

    And you stated "Seems like the BF community is about having most subscribers and fans."
    Well that's blatantly false because the BF community existed before the internet. Before the internet, like-minded people gathered for meetings. Websites are just convenience, just virtual meeting places.

    And I guarantee, Shawn is not making money off this site. There is just not enough ads! Plus people have to be willing to click thru. Site traffic is only relevant for site worth IF you are considering selling the site. However, it's a difficult tightrope because attracting a lot of the wrong traffic can kill a site too. Shawn does not have an easy task and if anything, he loses money. He does this because he enjoys this subject. Period.

    You seem intelligent Dane but do some homework 1st. If you don't believe this species exists, rejoice because you are in a majority. Today.

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    1. O.k. let me guess who you are. Is your first name initial a D. If not are your initials W.J.?

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    2. No and no. Who I am doesn't matter at all. I'm no one. I am Anonymous.

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  28. wow... that was a lot longer than I thought. Apologies.

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