An open letter to Animal Planet and the Producers of "Finding Bigfoot"


Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Josh Brown, Anthropology Major (Physical) from Sacramento CA, and CEO of "Skye Highland Outfitters".

I'd like to first thank you. In 2 seasons of your hit show "Finding Bigfoot", you have succeeded in bringing the seriousness of the idea of Sasquatch to the front realm of possibility, if not plausibility. You have assembled a FANTASTIC cast of 4 unique personalities to use their respective skill sets to make a real attempt at capturing proof that this mythical creature exists. Thats about where my praise ends though… Please take note.

We head towards a 3rd season of your show with rumor mills noting that some international trips to Australia and Malaysia are in the works. I'm going to start this… plea, if you will, with a first request. Probably the most important. The show quickly became redundant and a predictable joke as the last season attested to. Every show started with a car drive into an area, with some back ground information about why the team was there. An initial meet up, a brief search, a town hall meeting, a mapping out of sightings in search of trending factors, agreement on the 3, or 4 most convincing stories, CGI retell, a meet at the places, a final search in the most "Squatchiest" area that was related to one of the witness stories. A lot of night vision, mood agitating music with panicky edits leading into commercials with a 5 minute review into the backstory when the show continues. Of course nothing is ever found, nor is there any real evidence to speak of.

The serious Sasquatching community fell ill to this schematic as late as season 1. Many of us turned to cynicism into season 2 because of this method, even promoting drinking games to be played during episodes. For Chist's sake-You were even lampooned by South Park. Your massive ratings are based largely on the passive interest of the "Non-Sasquatching" public, but I assure you that your methods will fail this season should you not change things up. The general viewing public will certainly tire this year of no-result TV. Unfortunately, you are focussed on the specific (Unlike shows like "Fact or Faked, or "Destination Truth" that are able to spread themselves thin within the realm of the unknown in many directions -They both even achieve results within the paranormal, something that you have yet to do). Your schematic and framework for this show has produced nothing and will collapse if you don't change things up a bit. I don't count making the addition of having 1 of the members "Stay" in an area for 2 nights as was employed in season 2.

I understand that you need to make as much money as possible for as long as possible since this is a business and not a "real" scientific show, but here's a little advice to make this show live up to its name.

1.) A week long trip with 2-3 nights in the bush are not sufficient. Split shows into dual episodes and spend more time in one place. Simply meaning 1 area will be covered in 2 episodes. With your editing techniques, and hopefully with the achievement of evidence, you can make this work and be exciting for both episodes.

2.) Let Matt put his massive group to work by prepping areas with camera traps, pre-searches, and all the other things BFRO could provide as a lead in to these guys actually arriving.

3.) Spend more time with ideas for attracting the Big guy. Zac Bagans has had a technical advisor build him all sorts of gadgets for his Ghost Hunting that have paid off with great results. Be a little more progressive than just baiting an area with bagels, donuts, and peanut butter.

4.) Maybe enlarge the team for certain investigations. let each respective member be a team leader for 4 other researchers (Up and coming) and let the group investigate a massive spread instead of a small one.

5.) And lastly, bring some real science into it other than Cliff's input (Which is far too little IMHO). Dr. Meldrum comes to mind, but there are others too.

This is just an idea, and I hope our readers here at the best blog concerning the Sasquatch phenomena will chime in their ideas. Take a look and take to heart. WE WANT YOU TO SUCCEED!

Comments

  1. I'm sure a response would go something like this.

    Mr. Brown:

    Have you ever lit a Cigar with a hundred dollar bill? If you haven't that's what I am doing right now. Until the ratings drop were gonna milk this cow Squatch!

    If it ain't broke don't fix it.

    Keep on Squatching and remember to watch every Sunday this fall on APL 7EST/6CST

    Also try our new Bobo bacon,Matt Moneymaker Jerkey, (its people food, kind of) or our new Squatchie Squishy mmmmmmm.......

    Regards,

    APL

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    1. THAT is freakin' HILARIOUS! Comment of the Week.

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    2. Right on the nose Big Bro. The producers are not dopes. They are giving a little twist to a winning formula by dropping the cast in exotic locations.
      Tony

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    3. Thanks for the kind comments.

      Honestly its about ratings. Look at the shows APL produces. I mean did anyone freaking watch Whale Wars Viking Shores? They didn't even show a whale till the last episode.

      At APL they produce shows in hopes of pudding you off so you tune in next week to see if they changed it.

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    4. Lol not pudding.... Putting and remember its called Finding Bigfoot not found Bigfoot so they wanna drag this out and help a casual viewer follow the format

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    5. You are right about Whale Wars, too. They are masters of "the cliffhanger" approach to television.
      Tony

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    6. You don't have to be Nostradamus to predict the record ratings next season. I hate what they did to Bigfoot. It's like when the kids on South Park had to watch Indie being raped by Spielberg and Lucas. Nevertheless I won't miss one second of this train wreck. Don't you want to know what Bobo will decide Bigfoot eats the next time he has the munchies? Don't you want to see Matt and Cliff proclaim that each and every stick and stone in the forest has been strategically placed by a Squatch? Don't you want to watch Ranae shake her head? While it may be true that they rape the big guy on a weekly basis, strangely I can't pull my eyes from the screen.

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    7. You know what's a great show on APL... River Monsters. The guy goes in the moat remote and dangerous areas in the world for weeks and like in Africa when he went after that Tiger fish he was there for a month.

      FB needs to go to places for longer and spend more time searching instead of talking.

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    8. Finding Bigfoot also needs to get researchers that are capable of getting out into remote wilderness and to stay there, not go back to the Holiday Inn when the search is done for the night.

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  2. Don't let that cigar smoke haze up the fair and useful suggestion Josh is providing. If you want to keep blazing the stoagies with Bens, you better fix what is broke before the rest of the viewers realize it too.

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    1. They will never find reliable evidence so long as they broadcast their taping presence to the whole state. It's only a publicity tour, and they're begging to be hoaxed. But... they don't care about that either, because as they state upfront: "We're looking for evidence of Bigfoot". Each show ends with, "Success! We found evidence!"

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    2. Josh's suggestion is a suitable format for a 2 hour documentary or mini-series. Given the ratings of FB, its entirely possible we will see a program where the focus is actually on locating the creature, as opposed to introducing the casual viewers to the world of bigfooting.

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  3. If being a troll is wrong, i dont want to ever be right! Troll Power!!

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  4. Ranae seems to be the only one in the group who isn't doing some offscreen dipping into the group's sasquatch bait, the doughnuts.

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    1. Yeah, they're not exactly svelte, are they?

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  5. I appreciate what you're saying Josh and I agree with a lot of what you've said.
    I don't expect the format to change though, but I hope I'm wrong.
    I've kind of given up on the show already, which is too bad because I like hearing what Cliff has to say.

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  6. Good post Josh. Too bad there is not a simple way to have an on line petition for people to sign. J.D.

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  7. All great ideas Josh. I'm sure others on this site will have some great ones too. I admire your attempt. For these cable network show to survive a few years or longer the show definitely has to evolve (popular word now) like American Chopper and Mythbusters has done.

    Hopefully a fresher format will follow this season. My guess is that it will take a new show to do this and apparently some are coming.

    Chuck

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  8. That show reminds me of Jurassic Park "you do plan in having some Bigfoot's on yer little Bigfoot show right?"

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    1. Ha ha, yeah but then the t-rex gets loose.....think about it.

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  9. Josh has some very good suggestions. Unfortunately they've already filmed quite a few episodes for the upcoming season. I fear nothing will change. :(

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  10. I just saw a post from Cliff about being WOWED in Australia...Again, another exclamation. I remember reading a tweet about the crew wrapping up the Canadian episode where Cliff said "EPIC". But it was hardly that at all. I disagree with those saying that this formula will work. All the comparative shows actually achieve some resolution within their goals, albeit delayed until the end at times, but still something concrete. I'm also sure that nothing will be done for this 3rd season, but I predict as the season progresses, ratings will drop dramatically. America is short attention span theater, and 3 seasons of nothing can't be squeezed past American TV viewers, even while they're yawning.......

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    1. When Cliff said EPic it was because nothing was cut out of the taping yet, and after all the cuts, you get Matt saying everything is a squatch. That is how these producers want it to be and they won't change a thing as long as they are making money the way it is. So be prepared to hear Matt claim everything is do to a squatch and little scientific evidence. I would love to see all the parts they cut out, i bet that would be a great show.

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  11. Awesome post Josh. I really quit watching the show because it became so predictable with no evidence to show. I mean it has the founder of the BFRO on it, and there is little evidence to show for his experience. Not knocking Moneymaker-I'm beginning to understand that Animal Planet only shows what they want. I like these suggestions though.

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  12. Nice try but this is for entertainment value only. No one wants to "find" bigfoot on this show. Then what would they do??? Holy hell, MM couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag if he needed to. Bobo's too stoned most of the time, Renae just wants to argue and Cliff, well, Cliff is the only halfway real person in the group. But even he's like a puppy dog following the others around.

    They are all just getting their 15 min (or 3 seasons) of fame until real science says yea or nay that BF exists.

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    1. It would be hilarious if they actually found bigfoot, and bigfoot beat the tar out of the cast and crew and trashed the show's camera equipment.

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    2. If they keep harassing BF that may just happen one day. One of 'em will get fed up and go ape on 'em...so to speak.

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  13. I hate when people "promote" shows ("you're going to be blown away" etc etc) and then you sit down and watch and its a dud. You know this particular episode isnt going to blow anyone away (unless you're a dandelion parachute/seed in a slight breeze) scientifically speaking. We'd know if something of scientific significance happened already.

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    1. That's how they try to attract viewers. Next it'll be bigfoot and yeti in a no holds barred cage match.

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  14. I don't care how they format it and how much money they make. Just find something worth showing us. Real proof of what most of us already know.

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  15. Been a lurker for awhile all valid points I would say. Only one I disagree on is Zak bagans anything he's used has been done before. Probably get flamed for it cause that seems to be the norm round here but I still like the show it's good entertainment if you take it at face value

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  16. On a bright note on Komo 4 news they reported several people saw a bengle tiger prowling around Puyallup in rural Pierce county WA. Now we have bigfoot and a tiger. Seems the locals have been seeing it off and on for a while now. J.D.

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  17. It's a show made for TV for heavens sake. What do you expect - reality? Only reason they do it is to sell advertising. So when the 12 year olds stop watching, game over and back to the couch.

    They tramp into an area with a crew of 16 or so plus the upfront actors and people expect something real to happen. Any Sas seeing that little army are probably well gone in a heart beat.

    It's entertainment guys. That's all.

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  18. They arent really trying to find a Sasquatch. LOL. Its all about MONEY. Like the poster said about Whale Wars---they dont even show whales on the show-lol. Money makes the world go round people. Get used to it. It happens every day all around you and you dont even realize it. Take um, the internet for instance. Facebook, taxes, your newspaper you have delivered to your door. All of it is about MONEY>

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  19. Josh-You are always collected and I love your posts, but most of the posters are right. This show isn't out to make any head way into proving their name. It is ALL about the money and how far they can take it. When are you and Shawn going to do your radio show? You 2 could probably run circles around this show as far as depth is concerned. You'd probably satisfy yourself more if you did. I know I'd listen to something like that anyday over FB.

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  20. I got fed up with the show. I do not like their methods. Besides, if they ever did find Bigfoot it would hit the news, so why bother watching the show?

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  21. They need to go deep in the woods Grizzly Bear country!A week at a time, day and night.Also mountain areas with caves,and go into them!explore these areas and maybe the public will take them serious.

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  22. If they cut out all of the recaps after each ad break the show'd only be 15 minutes long.

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  23. isn't history channel doing a tracking bigfoot show. i can't remember where i read that? i'm not talking about monster quest either. dose anyone know the low-down, or was this just wishful thinking on my part? if there is something like this comming down the pike i just hope snow-walker prime isn't on it!

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  24. Follow up on things found. The episode when Cliff and Ranae find the foot print and cast it.. what was the follow up story? What happened to the cast that was made? Was it sent to someone to study and what were the results? Was the a 'Meldrum' moment?
    I agree you guys need to expand a bit more, but something that would be result oriented would be best.

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  25. I got to the point where I stop watching an episode as soon as they get to the woods and the overnight. Otherwise, i don't mind the formula as they do a sort of FB/FB on an existing piece of video or a new eyewitness account. I humbly request that everyone ask themselves a simple and somewhat counter-intuitive question: what is the stupidest thing you could possibly do when you walk into the woods hoping to capture video of a sasquatch? I contend that it is repeatedly screaming at the top of your lungs. Seriously, I can't think of anything that would be stupider (its so stupid, i had to come up with a new word to describe it!) I find it laughable, they look like idiots (in my humble opinion) because they seem to think it might work, and it is painful to watch - so as soon as they begin that nonsense, I turn it off - as we all know, if they'd actually gotten decent video evidence, they'd have started off the show with it!!

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  26. I see that TimberGnat is calling for a very productive season Squatching behind his house in Ontario ! TimberGnat will have his son Brick rock clacking, making howl sounds and wearing that hair suit Daddy made for him ! Go TimberGnat !

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  27. Josh = a whiney little bitch. Why dont you and all the other haters go make your own show if you can do it better. That show is better than not having no show at all.

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