How do you know you're taking this Bigfoot thing way too far?

You Might Be a Bigfoot Hunter If...

Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's redneck routine, Autumn Forest came up with ways to tell if you're a Bigfoot Hunter. She starts off her sentences with "You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...":

  • Cryptomundo is your only news outlet. 
  • Dr. Melba Ketchum is the only female you've actually been excited to hear speak. 

You can read the rest at autumnforestghosthunter.blogspot.com

Comments

  1. Hey! I love that pic! I swear I went to high school with that guy!

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  2. ... You think those Carter Farm stories are real.
    ... You see Bigfoot in the Steve Abney photos.

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  3. You name your boat "Moneynaker"

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  4. You might be a bigfoot hunter if...... they already found the lochness monster, snipes, aliens, and some ghost of some dead guy.... so you needed to find something else.

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  5. @autumn I really like this and since I am not good with one-liners you made find a post on this in a month or so!

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  6. You might be a Redneck Bigfoot hunter if

    You wear a fake beard
    You wear a truckers hat
    You initials are JS
    You don't have a solid story
    You believe you've harvested 200 deer
    You say that you don't understand cartridges, you're brother loads for you.

    You say you are a Alaskan hunting guide but don't know guns.

    You say you always go home empty handed after hunting from a truck, but you killed 200 deer

    You are a questionable person.

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