Mr. Blurrycam Explains His Blurry Pacific Northwest Sasquatch Footage

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A few days ago, a purported cell phone footage of a Sasquatch from somewhere in the Pacific Northwest was uploaded to YouTube by a user named designperfxion. According to designperfxion’s description of the footage: "I was startled by a noise then saw this step out from behind a tree. I stumbled for my cell phone camera & took this video as it was walking away from me."

Recently, a YouTube user named SasquatchWatcher got in touch with designperfxion and received some info regarding the footage. The owner of the video seems to have a pretty good excuse for why the video is so blurry and out of focus. For the skeptics out there, designperfxion says, "I don't care what people think.. I know what I saw that day!"

What happened after the filming stopped, I ran up to the drop off that lead down the hillside. I continued to film with my cell phone, but what I didn't realize is that I accidentally must have touched the screen & stopped the recording when I ran after it.

You see the camera point to the ground, that's because I was looking where I was running, dropping my hand that had the cell phone in it while I ran. Then I stopped at the top of the hill & pulled the camera (cell phone) back up into position.

Anyway, what I continued to wintess was this large figure make its way down the steep ravine through the heavy brush effortlessly for about another 10-20 seconds before it went around a bend & I lost it in the foliage & trees.

I didn't follow any furtehr because it was too steep & off the trail. There was no noticeable tracks left behind. Just turned up leaves. The smell was awful. Before it stepped out I thought there was a skunk around.

I don't care what people think.. I know what I saw that day!

- designperfxion


One of our readers sent us this info possibly linking the following social network accounts to the person who uploaded the original footage:

Shawn, if you follow the link from the Flckr photostream for designperFXion's for the picture of Zombie Garden Gnomes.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/26557846@N08/

The link is a facebook page link under photos DSCN1574 and price promo it takes you to this Facebook page..

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zombie-Garden-Gnomes/145502078855074?sk=info

The email contact on the page is doug@klonefx.com which takes us to klonefx.com which has this page..

http://www.klonefx.com/klonewebsite_006.htm

The conatct name of Doug at KloneFX is this guy:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1445926315

The prosecution rests.......

Regards

Scot.

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 3:52:00 PM PDT

    "...what I didn't realize is that I accidentally must have touched the screen & stopped the recording when I ran after it."

    Uh huh.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 3:52:00 PM PDT

    Nice detective work !!!!!!

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  3. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 4:08:00 PM PDT

    C'mon folks. It looks like a muppet.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 4:32:00 PM PDT

    Man, and it's a pretty good suit they made on that klonefx website. I think I wan to throw down the cash to rent it next Halloween. Shitty hoax, great costume.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 4:40:00 PM PDT

    Good work. Was their every any doubt it was a fake though. lol. If your gonna try and pull a hoax, you need to at least use a screen name that doesnt point you out as a costume designer. Geezsh what a moron. Its also really funny how much padding they put in that things butt, or maybe they got a huge butted person to wear it. Its almost funny though, this must have been the "big momma" costume option.

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    1. BackInActionThursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:38:00 PM PDT

      Dr. Jeff Meldrum is shown on their website next to one of their models.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:31:00 PM PDT

    notice he is fiends with todd standing on Facebook

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  7. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

    Still Fake and Gay.

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  8. MamaBearThursday, March 22, 2012 at 8:27:00 PM PDT

    Knock off with using Gay as a put down. NOT cool!

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  9. AnonymousThursday, March 22, 2012 at 8:48:00 PM PDT

    @Anon 06:31: 'fiends' with Todd Standing LOL good one!

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  10. yetti spaghettiFriday, March 23, 2012 at 6:17:00 AM PDT

    yes it is GAY!!! and we even get the move known as the patty turn. almost every f-ing hoax has that classic move. almost as if that will make the video look real to the hoaxers. nice try homo's. next!

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  11. M.ConnerFriday, March 23, 2012 at 7:43:00 AM PDT

    Nice work sir, you are a fine detective. I would be proud to have you in my office!

    " I don't care what people think, I know what I saw!" We do to, it's a costume. Please.........

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  12. AnonymousFriday, March 23, 2012 at 8:37:00 AM PDT

    If he didn't care what people think, why did he make this video explaining himself?

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  13. AnonymousFriday, March 23, 2012 at 9:18:00 AM PDT

    IMHO that is a suit...If that's a Squatch then it's got to get off the couch every once and a while...It's kind of thick around the middle if you catch my drift, plus the walk doesn't seem to be right...

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