From the Sstories channel on youtube, a terrifying bigfoot encounter where the creature was charging towards them as they frantically tried to change their flat tire.
Q : Hey, how do you stop a bigfoot from charging ??? A : Take away it's bigfoot credit card !!!!! Oh my, sometimes i am such a crackup, my mates suggest I should have a side gig in comedy ! cheers
Piss off pomey loser ,,,Joe get real pull your pants up go to your mother and say im a useless internet troll showing the world how stupid British people can be and i need help
^ here is a lad who desperately needs a snickers bar. Question is why aren't you on porn hub instead of here Scott ? taking a break from using your hand mate ? All that flexing yet you are still a huge wanker ! Prolly a Villa fan fan ! cheers
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Everything's going to be OK.
ReplyDeleteQ : Hey, how do you stop a bigfoot from charging ???
ReplyDeleteA : Take away it's bigfoot credit card !!!!!
Oh my, sometimes i am such a crackup, my mates suggest I should have a side gig in comedy !
cheers
Joe
^ isn`t comedy already your main role in life? after all , people laugh at you all the time.
DeleteHa ha ha. Great comeback. Did you come up with that all by yourself, or did you have to go up the basement stairs to get that comeback from your mom?
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Piss off pomey loser ,,,Joe get real pull your pants up go to your mother and say im a useless internet troll showing the world how stupid British people can be and i need help
ReplyDelete^ here is a lad who desperately needs a snickers bar. Question is why aren't you on porn hub instead of here Scott ? taking a break from using your hand mate ? All that flexing yet you are still a huge wanker !
DeleteProlly a Villa fan fan !
cheers
Joe
^ Joe wishes he was the one getting a snickers bar shoved all the way up his jacksy - he`ll settle for a flesh tone "snickers-bar" tho`.
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^ an` Scott Green-with-envy wants to eat it afterwards.....all the gooey choc-n-nuts makes him shudder with desire..........hahahahahaha
DeleteScott is a certified nutter , he loves his nuts all chewy and chunky. His mates call him nutella
Deletecheers
Joe
^ a very potty kettle
DeleteHow do you stop a bigfoot from using a credit card?
ReplyDeleteTake away its charging.
Get it? Thank you ladies and germs. I'll be here all week.
Very nice post.
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