Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference Today!
If you're in the area of Gatlinburg, TN this weekend, check out the Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference!
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
An all star lineup !
ReplyDeleteSo last night in between a game of darts i quickly jotted down m top 5 all time tosser lines i have seen on this site
1. Bigfoot doesn't exist
2. More B.S stories
3. Gug, gug, so god
4. not interested , done
5. Meldrum stole my pubic hair samples !
The added total of intelligence from the above contributors is below zero. I need not add more
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Joe
Says the dope who can't spell or type properly, 'Gug'
DeleteWhat's this? Some kind of gibberish from Joe voicing his displeasure with non-believers?
DeleteNot interested. Done.
These poor silly buggers not only deny bigfoot exists but also needless to say lack any social life. sad and pathetic if you ask me
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Joe
^ says the guy who knows the exact timing of all postings here...thass some "social life" ya` got there Joe.
DeleteYou`re more the "social laugh at" guy.
Triggered much Stuey ? You really need to get out more and gug , gug less with our hairy cane . Poor hapless sot. Oh BTW- BIGFOOT IS REAL ! deal with it boyo !
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Joe
Gug', 'footer', 'Gug', so good
DeleteCheers for testicles
Joe
'Gug, Fasano, 'Gug', cheese, 'Gug',smells, 'Gug'
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Joe
We`re laughing AT you Joe...you fool.
Deletehahahaha hahahaha you`re a real chuckle brother boy.
I wonder if Corky, Forrest and Mattsquatch will be there?
ReplyDeleteApparently they have"special researchers", which Mattsquatch is the De facto leader. Some people theorize that Mattsquatch's disability is non threatening to the BF as they think he is a large child.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot legend Kelly Shaw will be there and sign women's breasts for a nominal fee. If you are a guy like Fasano signing your man boobs will cost $25.
ReplyDeleteNo one cares less about bigfoot anymore.
ReplyDeletePeople are ONLY interested in Dogman.
Bigfoot Reseacher=Sissy
Dogman Researcher= Real man with balls of steel.
I agree bigfoot is so 1992. Dogman is the future of cryptozoology.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the special guest is Pee Pee Von Poo Poo!
ReplyDeleteDr. Matthew Johnson is hiding in his secret lair waiting for Zorg to give him the green light to take over the world.
ReplyDeleteIf you look on Dogman Encounters there are photos of people wearing DME t-shirts. The frightening part is the boy is a BEK. Look for yourself if you don't believe me.
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