100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
I just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
ReplyDeleteHey Jerry did you get attacked this week yet?
ReplyDeleteIf you have anal relations with Jerry does your wanker come out covered in chunky or smooth?
ReplyDeleteI just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
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ReplyDeleteI took a dump today and It looked like Jerry with boils.
ReplyDeleteJerry likes them chunky monkeys.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Jerry feels knowing he's the most hated man since Rene Dahinden and Gimlin in Sasquathery?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jerry shaves or has a hairy canary?
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