100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
I just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
100 years from now when bigfoot are doing all our manual labour people will look back to the pioneers of Squatching and recall with awe Dahinden, Byrne, Krantz, Green and Cline.
ReplyDeleteHey Jerry did you get attacked this week yet?
ReplyDeleteIf you have anal relations with Jerry does your wanker come out covered in chunky or smooth?
ReplyDeleteI just heard that Jerry was once again attacked by a bigfoot while walking his dog Bug. According to reuters Jerry was knocked down and forcibly sodomized by a gang of "juvenile delinquent" Sasquatch. Jerry will be fine although the roof of his mouth is still tender.
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DeleteHey Jerry you do realize that they make male realdolls?
ReplyDeleteI took a dump today and It looked like Jerry with boils.
ReplyDeleteJerry likes them chunky monkeys.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Jerry feels knowing he's the most hated man since Rene Dahinden and Gimlin in Sasquathery?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jerry shaves or has a hairy canary?
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