From the Bigfoot Guys on youtube comes an on location video at the spot of what they are claiming to be the very first law enforcement related bigfoot sighting.
Maybe it was bigfoot. But after extensive research, countless hours interviewing witnesses I can state categorically that it was our old friend. Mr. Jerry Cline and Bug. It is apparent that he dressed Bug into a crude monkey suit to pull off his latest caper!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Maybe it was bigfoot. But after extensive research, countless hours interviewing witnesses I can state categorically that it was our old friend. Mr. Jerry Cline and Bug. It is apparent that he dressed Bug into a crude monkey suit to pull off his latest caper!
ReplyDeleteJerry would like to know if anyone's down for an old fashioned boy scout panty raid.
ReplyDeleteJerry likes Cubs. Not freaking Scouts.
ReplyDeleteSmooth little cubs.