Strange Things Happening In Florida
Tim Fasano encounters some high strangeness in the swamps of Florida during his quest for the skunk ape.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Me thinks Fasano has found something very important to the powers that be. I would be shocked if Fasano Doesn't go missing this fall.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Tim has been a thorn in the side of Florida fish and game for years. Years ago when I had a moderately mild security clearance I attended a meeting where it was debated whether to off him or discredit him.
ReplyDelete^ What the fuck are you saying?
DeleteExplain yourself please.
^ What the fuck are you saying?
DeleteExplain yourself please.
Tim is a God in skunk ape research. When asked about arch-rival Zaskey, Tim reportedly busted a nut laugh/crying so hard he was rushed to the e.r. When asked what was so funny Fasano showed an episode of Zaskey's bushes and tree videos whereupon the hospital took the unusual step of closing for 47 minutes while they played one of his (Zaskeys) tapes for staff and patient alike. Doctor Koran Lamar was quoted as saying "laughing is the best medicine and Zaskey has the goods". Tim was also quoted as saying "We need more humour in this topic in general and Mark is the Johnny Carson of BF."
ReplyDeleteTim is 2nd only to the honorable ‘Eddie Deezen’
ReplyDeletewho undoubtedly is the true king of skunk ape research.
Zaskey is remarkable. When he was born he was given 4 years to live. His brain and his lower intestine were inverted. In other words Zaskey has shit for brains literally. His brain is were his rectum should be. It explains why he sees "bigfoot" in literally every bush, stump, puddle, tea leaves, Ouija and in scatology. (Scatology is reading shit in laymans terms). Zaskey makes Jerry Cline look like Roger Patterson. Poop out Mark Keep on poopin'
ReplyDeleteFasano is on record saying he will beat the he'll out of Zaskey and his wife if he catches them near his area. "It's very unlikely since they film from their vehicle Fasano elaborates".
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