In related news uber researcher Tim Fasano searches for penis under giant potbelly. Tim says he caught a peek of the elusive cryptid several years ago. He is quoted as saying "When its near I can feel it" Other resarchers remain skeptical claiming that there's no evidence that it even exists. DNA expert Todd Disotell says "Fasano clearly has no balls, so a penis is rather unlikely. He points to the fact that Mr. Fasano urinated sitting down.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
In related news uber researcher Tim Fasano searches for penis under giant potbelly. Tim says he caught a peek of the elusive cryptid several years ago. He is quoted as saying "When its near I can feel it" Other resarchers remain skeptical claiming that there's no evidence that it even exists. DNA expert Todd Disotell says "Fasano clearly has no balls, so a penis is rather unlikely. He points to the fact that Mr. Fasano urinated sitting down.
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