There once was a bloke named stu Who went around smelling like poo He tried to diddle all the young lads and was beaten to a bloody pulp by their dads and now everyone just calls him vegetable Stu
There once was a pedo named Joe who stangely new for a fact that a certain bigfoot site was frequented by young boys, funny how he never mentioned girls, and further had a pet name for eating sphincter, 'salad tossing 'and thought he could come and call other people pedo, eat shit Joe you freak....How's that poem, tee-hee?
as a wordsmith you should keep your day job chum. Oh wait, you're on welfare. Oh well, maybe you can use your bigfoot faking knowledge to make some extra coin so you can buy more booze you salacious tosser pervert sicko ! cheers
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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There once was a bloke named stu
Who went around smelling like poo
He tried to diddle all the young lads
and was beaten to a bloody pulp by their dads
and now everyone just calls him vegetable Stu
cheers
Joe
There once was a pedo named Joe who stangely new for a fact that a certain bigfoot site was frequented by young boys, funny how he never mentioned girls, and further had a pet name for eating sphincter, 'salad tossing 'and thought he could come and call other people pedo, eat shit Joe you freak....How's that poem, tee-hee?
ReplyDeleteas a wordsmith you should keep your day job chum. Oh wait, you're on welfare. Oh well, maybe you can use your bigfoot faking knowledge to make some extra coin so you can buy more booze you salacious tosser pervert sicko !
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Joe
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