Finding Bigfoot's very own Cliff Barackman will be at the Southeast Texas Bigfoot Conference, and he can't wait to see you there! So be sure and save the date!
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^ Hi Rictard! Even if Cliff were gay he has better taste than an obese, bald, flaming cant stop talking about being a gay attention whore bigfoot groupie.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
A little something for the resident nut job from Leeds.
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Oh look - it's CLIFF!!! CLIFF BARACKMAN!!! And he says he can't wait to see me there!!! Just look at him - he's beckoning me to come!
ReplyDeleteOh Cliff your so fine - your so fine you blow my mind - hey...Clifford - hey...Clifford!
I'm going for SURE now.
Well I hope you're a BOY,cause Cliffy looks a lil limp in the wrist,,iffin you know what I mean?
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One can only hope. But I'm sure that attention whore Rictor would have nailed him by now if so.
Delete^ Hi Rictard! Even if Cliff were gay he has better taste than an obese, bald, flaming cant stop talking about being a gay attention whore bigfoot groupie.
DeleteWhere is Ranae Holland, the fisheries biologist? I want to smell her tuna.
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Shure ,I'd bet a coonbo, that you'ed wanna GIT A WHIFF OF THAT "JIFF"!!
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^ YUK - you dirdee dawg.
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